Isolated Blurt Thread

[TheeGoatPig]

My gambling problem got in the way! I completely forgot about that. When I keep my gambling problem under check I am a pretty good player, and I make the proper folds when I should. But lately it has been getting in the way again, I have been making bad calls, and I have been suffering for it with loss after loss.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

My gambling problem got in the way! I completely forgot about that. When I keep my gambling problem under check I am a pretty good player, and I make the proper folds when I should. But lately it has been getting in the way again, I have been making bad calls, and I have been suffering for it with loss after loss.

1-800-BETSOFF. Seriously, dude.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

1-800-BETSOFF. Seriously, dude.

It's not a debilitating gambling problem. It's just a problem that it gets in the way of playing cards, even in free games. It's like being a baseball player that swings for the fences when he should bunt instead.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

The book(s) rolleyes: ) should arrive at Misty's tomorrow

and the other thing devil: ) should arrive within the next few days

*yummynessss*

 

[Safe_Bet]

The book(s) rolleyes: ) should arrive at Misty's tomorrow

and the other thing devil: ) should arrive within the next few days

*yummynessss*

Okay, if you are going to make me guess....

Possibility #1: Lesbian 101 "How To" book... and a Blow-up Gracie doll...

Possibility #2: "Fallenfromgrace's Impact On Global Warming" book... and a gallon of "Fist" lube...

Possibility #3: "1,001 Other Uses For Dildos" book... and a 1,002 dildos...

Possibility #4: "Marinating Vegetables The 'Suzy' Way" books (Volumes 1 - 6)... and an eggplant!...

Possibility #5: "Porno Fruit" book... and an enlarged photo of Grace's "strawberry"...

 

[The_Darkness]

Okay, if you are going to make me guess....

Possibility #1: Lesbian 101 "How To" book... and a Blow-up Gracie doll...

Possibility #2: "Fallenfromgrace's Impact On Global Warming" book... and a gallon of "Fist" lube...

Possibility #3: "1,001 Other Uses For Dildos" book... and a 1,002 dildos...

Possibility #4: "Marinading Vegetables The 'Suzy' Way" book (Volumes 1 - 6)... and an eggplant!...

Possibility #5: "Porno Fruit" books... and an enlarged photo of Grace's "strawberry"...

Yeah, because I'm going to get that out of my head any time soon. Thanks...

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Wasn't such a bad day after all. I might actually be able to do this . . . my way.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Fuck you, you judgemental, no-nothing bitch.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Wasn't such a bad day after all. I might actually be able to do this . . . my way.

Doing things your way sounds good to me.

 

[The_Fool]

Fuck you, you judgemental, no-nothing bitch.

Yep, that's me. Wait, I'm the judgemental, no-nothing bastard. I refuse to be anyone's bitch...

Sorry, a little levity there....

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Okay, if you are going to make me guess....

Possibility #1: Lesbian 101 "How To" book... and a Blow-up Gracie doll...

Possibility #2: "Fallenfromgrace's Impact On Global Warming" book... and a gallon of "Fist" lube...

Possibility #3: "1,001 Other Uses For Dildos" book... and a 1,002 dildos...

Possibility #4: "Marinating Vegetables The 'Suzy' Way" books (Volumes 1 - 6)... and an eggplant!...

Possibility #5: "Porno Fruit" book... and an enlarged photo of Grace's "strawberry"...

*Snerk* you hag. I hate you for making me snort with laughter!

 

[The_Fool]

I have absolutely no earthly reason to get one, but I want one of those.

 

[pinupkitty]

This looked way better on the rack.

 

[The_Fool]

This looked way better on the rack.

Probably looks best discarded on the floor....

 

[Katyusha]

*grumble* I SUCK AT CREATING STORY TITLES!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The_Fool]

*grumble* I SUCK AT CREATING STORY TITLES!!!!!!!!!!

Me too with blurts. They only get titled when I am forced to do it, and that is kicking and screaming.

 

[Katyusha]

Me too with blurts. They only get titled when I am forced to do it, and that is kicking and screaming.

Yeah...I only title mine when they're some kind of a lead-in to the blurt and even then I generally won't do it because most won't see it. Take a look at my story titles and you should see what I'm talking about.

I can't do my own biography either.

 

[The_Fool]

Yeah...I only title mine when they're some kind of a lead-in to the blurt and even then I generally won't do it because most won't see it. Take a look at my story titles and you should see what I'm talking about.

I can't do my own biography either.

When I say blurts, I actually mean poems. Maybe you should let someone else read your story and suggest some titles? That would either give you a title or spur a thought of your own.

I suck at biographies as well...

 

[pinupkitty]

I find titties easier than stories...

I mean titles.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It's not a debilitating gambling problem. It's just a problem that it gets in the way of playing cards, even in free games. It's like being a baseball player that swings for the fences when he should bunt instead.

Oh, sorta like Ted's drinking problem in the movie 'Airplane'?

 

[Katyusha]

When I say blurts, I actually mean poems. Maybe you should let someone else read your story and suggest some titles? That would either give you a title or spur a thought of your own.

Ahhhh I got it.

Never thought to ask someone to give me title suggestions, although I don't know why. Thanks.

I suck at biographies as well...

 

[Katyusha]

I find titties easier than stories...

I mean titles.

Hehehee. I can't come up with a title without the story being written, and then when it's written, I STILL can't come up with a title!

 

[Misty_Morning]

unrelated:

*snerk*


hahahahahahaha

 

[MagicaPractica]

Gah! Damn sinuses.

 

[CarolinaHeat]

Wasn't such a bad day after all. I might actually be able to do this . . . my way.

you're the most amazing woman I know.
I have complete faith in everything you do.

by the way...from today's conversation...
"crash and burn" was the winner.
it's exactly what I want to tell her.

thank you for always being here for me.
I love you!!!