Isolated Blurt Thread

[Salvor-Hardon]

Sex, lies and a forum.

Sounds likes the beginning of a interesting film, if written properly.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Misty's coming to London!!!! *hyperventilates* *squueeeeee* *faints from excitement*

 

[Safe_Bet]

Misty's coming to London!!!! *hyperventilates* *squueeeeee* *faints from excitement*

London tourists to one another:

"Is that the Thames?"

"Nope. We are just down hill from Grace after she found out Misty is coming to London"

"Oh. Okay, that would explain why Florida is flooded too"

 

[Wings27]

Nap. Now.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

London tourists to one another:

"Is that the Thames?"

"Nope. We are just down hill from Grace after she found out Misty is coming to London"

"Oh. Okay, that would explain why Florida is flooded too"

Damn straight

 

[Misty_Morning]

Misty's coming to London!!!! *hyperventilates* *squueeeeee* *faints from excitement*

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

mmmmmm damn look at that butt...such a sexy butt.
mmmmmm

 

[damppanties]

mmmmmm damn look at that butt...such a sexy butt.
mmmmmm

Wait, what just happened here? Is that Mistybutt?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Wait, what just happened here? Is that Mistybutt?

IT IS! it's mistybutt in leather chaps and a leather vest...mmmmm

 

[damppanties]

IT IS! it's mistybutt in leather chaps and a leather vest...mmmmm

OMG! We need odes to end all odes!!!

 

[damppanties]

There's this girl called Misty_Morning
Her butt has the sweetest swing
When she bares it for all to see
There be gushings like hot springs.

The land of Lit has seen more
Butt upon butts it does devour
But when Mistybutt is waved bare
The Litizens of Lit-land beware
You're going to get your nether regions sore.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

OMG! We need odes to end all odes!!!

We're odeing to the Butt
Let's hope there is no Rutt
This ode must be the best
Misty's butt will do the rest.

That butt will be mine,
She'll sit down to dine,
On that lovely rear end,
I'll be sent around the bend.

The plumpness of her cheeks
Will keep me high for weeks and weeks
The softness of her skin
Will be deliscious sin.

Oh we're odeing to her ass
Will you raise yourself a glass
To her wonderful bum
Which will make me come.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Please forgive me Bill S., butt...

But, soft! what sight through yonder window breaks?
It is Misty's butt, and it's white as the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I was going to ode to Misty's butt too, but I'm still a bit speechless.

 

[damppanties]

I was going to ode to Misty's butt too, but I'm still a bit speechless.

Oh, go on! You know you can do it! *poke, prod*

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Ode to Misty's Ass

The leather chaps doth frame the swell
Like silence on sides of tolling bell
A secret made better by the tell
tis such a lovely ass

Round and firm like ripened peach
It steals away a poet's speech
So close and yet still out of reach
tis such a lovely ass

And to imagine the swish and sway
Of rolling hips when she walks this way
It brightens even a gloomy day
tis such a lovely ass

An ode to rump, to butt, to cheeks
Give her a pinch and hear her squeaks

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Ode to Misty's Ass

The leather chaps doth frame the swell
Like silence on sides of tolling bell
A secret made better by the tell
tis such a lovely ass

Round and firm like ripened peach
It steals away a poet's speech
So close and yet still out of reach
tis such a lovely ass

And to imagine the swish and sway
Of rolling hips when she walks this way
It brightens even a gloomy day
tis such a lovely ass

An ode to rump, to butt, to cheeks
Give her a pinch and hear her squeaks

this is my favourite, i think you should submit it.

 

[Vermilion]

OMG - Misty's really coming over? That's ace!
What's the plan Stan?
x
V

 

[damppanties]

Ode to Misty's Ass

The leather chaps doth frame the swell
Like silence on sides of tolling bell
A secret made better by the tell
tis such a lovely ass

Round and firm like ripened peach
It steals away a poet's speech
So close and yet still out of reach
tis such a lovely ass

And to imagine the swish and sway
Of rolling hips when she walks this way
It brightens even a gloomy day
tis such a lovely ass

An ode to rump, to butt, to cheeks
Give her a pinch and hear her squeaks

This is getting classier and classier.

Time to make another lowly attempt.

Those soft mounds, oh, to squeeze
Won't you let me do it please?
The Misty ass calls to me
When she lets all of us see
But, so far away she is, the tease!

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

OMG - Misty's really coming over? That's ace!
What's the plan Stan?
x
V

Lots and lots of snuggling and sex.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Ya'll act like ya never seen a nekked butt before.

OMG - Misty's really coming over? That's ace!
What's the plan Stan?
x
V

Yes. I'm really gonna come on over.

For the last several weeks we have be have been trying to decide on where to go on vacation.

We've talked about Cancun, Cozumel, Punta Cana, La Romana, Las Vegas, Portugal, Spain and Rome.

Whats really economical for me is stupidily outrageous for Grace and visa versa.

I finally decided to sell one of my Garcia lithographs to finance the vacation and she kinda threw a hissy fit.

So, we decided on me coming to London.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Lots and lots of snuggling and sex.

I concur.

 

[Vermilion]

Ya'll act like ya never seen a nekked butt before.







Yes. I'm really gonna come on over.

For the last several weeks we have be have been trying to decide on where to go on vacation.

We've talked about Cancun, Cozumel, Punta Cana, La Romana, Las Vegas, Portugal, Spain and Rome.

Whats really economical for me is stupidily outrageous for Grace and visa versa.

I finally decided to sell one of my Garcia lithographs to finance the vacation and she kinda threw a hissy fit.

So, we decided on me coming to London.

Yay- at least the dollar isn;t so absurd against the pound, now. Where are ya gonna stay?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Yay- at least the dollar isn;t so absurd against the pound, now. Where are ya gonna stay?

At my house (my parents are away on holiday at the time )

 

[Safe_Bet]

So, we decided on me coming to London.

"WE" my ass! Grace said "Jump" and you said "How high?" "Chickie Girls" might CHOOSE to relinguish all control once we're in bed, but WE have complete control otherwise. You are so freakin whipped Misty. Grace is the one who is in absolute control so you might as well admit it!

(is she buying any of this shit Grace???? If it works I'm trying it on Amy next...)