Isolated Blurt Thread

[bluebell]

"Shampoo is bettah. It goes on furst and cleeans da hair."
"Conditioner is bettah. It makes the hair silky and smoooooth."
"Oh really, fool?"
"Really!"

*weird dueling noises*

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Markers are happy and my magpie is okay.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I dreamed last night that I was a hitman/mercenary in a video game/movie (it switched halfway through), and was a cross between Jean Reno and Ben Kingsley (his character in You Kill Me). I had an accent and everything. I was saving scientists from the Russians. It was very weird...

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Blurt 1: Why do I bother?

Blurt 2: What should I make for breakfast?

Blurt 3: Focus, I have to learn focus and discretion and "quality over quantity"

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

Blurt 1: Why do I bother? Because you are the eternal optimist...
Blurt 2: What should I make for breakfast? Mmmmmmm French Toast with real maple syrup...can I come?
Blurt 3: Focus, I have to learn focus and discretion and "quality over quantity" Yes, quality is very important...but if you can hold out for both, I would...

 

[damppanties]

Markers are happy and my magpie is okay.

Gah. I won't die.


You're a dark horse.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Gah. I won't die.


You're a dark horse.

You mean all this time I've been wanting to see a horse's tits? WTF is with that? Is she kind of like Mr. Ed only she can type?

ah what the hell...

"A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
and no one can see the tits of a horse, of course,
that is of course unless the horse is the Famous Mistress Bluebs..."

 

[TheeGoatPig]

You mean all this time I've been wanting to see a horse's tits? WTF is with that? Is she kind of like Mr. Ed only she can type?

ah what the hell...

"A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
and no one can see the tits of a horse, of course,
that is of course unless the horse is the Famous Mistress Bluebs..."

We need a jaw dropped smily, for when you can't believe you heard what someone just said

 

[tickledkitty]

You mean all this time I've been wanting to see a horse's tits? WTF is with that? Is she kind of like Mr. Ed only she can type?

ah what the hell...

"A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
and no one can see the tits of a horse, of course,
that is of course unless the horse is the Famous Mistress Bluebs..."

Nah, the horsey hasn't been here in a while. Unsure if the horse actually has tits or not.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Nah, the horsey hasn't been here in a while. Unsure if the horse actually has tits or not.

Nah, the horsey is a dude I think, and I really don't want to see his tits, so I'll wait for Blueby's Boobies.

BTW, as long as we are waiting, wanna show me yours?

 

[tickledkitty]

Nah, the horsey is a dude I think, and I really don't want to see his tits, so I'll wait for Blueby's Boobies.

Hmmm...not so sure about that.

BTW, as long as we are waiting, wanna show me yours?

What's in it for me?

 

[DesertPirate]

Hmmm...not so sure about that.



What's in it for me?

Grabs camera and waits in the wings

 

[sophia jane]

Omg. I'm so nervous about today. I have no idea what I'm doing teaching this workshop. I have no idea what I'm doing inviting someone I just met online to meet me there. I have no idea what to wear.

ARGH

 

[midwestyankee]

Omg. I'm so nervous about today. I have no idea what I'm doing teaching this workshop. I have no idea what I'm doing inviting someone I just met online to meet me there. I have no idea what to wear.

ARGH

The best way to teach others is to help them see your subject through your own eyes. Think of it in terms of helping them rather than telling them. I'm sure you'll do just fine.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Omg. I'm so nervous about today. I have no idea what I'm doing teaching this workshop. I have no idea what I'm doing inviting someone I just met online to meet me there. I have no idea what to wear.

ARGH

You are teaching because you are passionate about the subject. That's all any good teacher needs.

You invited him to meet you there because there is some spark in what he wrote to you.

Wear a white cotton button up shirt, top two buttons undone, white bra, snug jeans and comfortable shoes or boots.

 

[tickledkitty]

Omg. I'm so nervous about today. I have no idea what I'm doing teaching this workshop. I have no idea what I'm doing inviting someone I just met online to meet me there. I have no idea what to wear.

ARGH

You'll do great.

Pretend you're just talking to a group of friends.

 

[sophia jane]

Thanks for the pep talk.

I'll make sure to tell y'all about it when I get home. Wish you could come with me, tho!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Thanks for the pep talk.

I'll make sure to tell y'all about it when I get home. Wish you could come with me, tho!

Yeah but if I came along with you, I might scare him away.

"you make her cry, and it'll take a team of forensic specialists three weeks working around the clock to figure out just who you were, much less what happened to you."

 

[sophia jane]

Yeah but if I came along with you, I might scare him away.

"you make her cry, and it'll take a team of forensic specialists three weeks working around the clock to figure out just who you were, much less what happened to you."

I love you madly.

 

[rgraham666]

Yeah but if I came along with you, I might scare him away.

"you make her cry, and it'll take a team of forensic specialists three weeks working around the clock to figure out just who you were, much less what happened to you."

He's dead, Jim.

 

[DesertPirate]

He's dead, Jim.

Book em Danno

 

[Guest]

Whine, Vent, OUCH dammit

So... pregnant boobies... they can be really annoying. I started out as a 46DDD.... my bras are really beginning to be hurtful and I cannot stand how the old bras are making me feel. So I went to Lane Bryant and had them fit me.... bra sizes.... A, B, C, D, DD, DDD, E, F, G, H.... no biggie I knew that I would have to order them but I about fell over the girl says ok well you haven't gained any in the around (meaning still 46) but your new cup size is H. WHAT?!?!?! Holey hell... so I have to order bras to hold the boobies up and I was like um damn no wander why they hurt so flipping much.

 

[Katyusha]

OMG WHY did that turn me on?

 

[Stella_Omega]

angry enough to puke.

 

[MagicaPractica]

He's dead, Jim.

Bwahahahahahaha!

Whine, Vent, OUCH dammit

So... pregnant boobies... they can be really annoying. I started out as a 46DDD.... my bras are really beginning to be hurtful and I cannot stand how the old bras are making me feel. So I went to Lane Bryant and had them fit me.... bra sizes.... A, B, C, D, DD, DDD, E, F, G, H.... no biggie I knew that I would have to order them but I about fell over the girl says ok well you haven't gained any in the around (meaning still 46) but your new cup size is H. WHAT?!?!?! Holey hell... so I have to order bras to hold the boobies up and I was like um damn no wander why they hurt so flipping much.

I took a friend there because she was still wear her maternity bras and kvetching about it. She is ever so much happier now. LB rocks.

angry enough to puke.

I hope that downgrades quickly and the situation gets better.

 

[sophia jane]

I had the BEST time at my workshop. It was great conversation and inspiration. The class seemed to love it. And after I got to go for coffee with FieryJen, Midwestyankee (who is super nice) and the guy I met online. Very good talk,etc.