Isolated Blurt Thread

[cloudy]

I have a man in my bed right now. But he's a big pussy.

Well, I figured my eight-year-old didn't count. He's not icky, anyway.

Isn't that reason enough?

Um...no, not really. Its a long story.

 

[feeeriek]

I have a man in my bed right now. But he's a big pussy.



Yes, I'm actually a 14 year old teenage boy.

you're a boy

 

[Nirvanadragones]

you're a boy

I can be a boi? Wait till I cut my hair . . .

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Um...no, not really. Its a long story.

Say no more.

 

[feeeriek]

I can be a boi? Wait till I cut my hair . . .

ooh and i bet you would be a sexy boi

 

[Nirvanadragones]

ooh and i bet you would be a sexy boi

Thank you, Sweetheart. I guess we'll find out soon.

 

[feeeriek]

Thank you, Sweetheart. I guess we'll find out soon.

you're welcome...'sides you are sexy no matter what you look like

 

[Nirvanadragones]

you're welcome...'sides you are sexy no matter what you look like

 

[togitc]

That was beautiful and very heart warming to read. Thank you for sharing your joy. I am sincerely happy for you.

You are welcome, I'm sharing it as much as I can.

 

[slyc_willie]

Why describe the eruption of Krakatoa as 6,000 times larger than the atomic bomb that destroyed Hiroshima (and when will they stop using that comparison)? Telling me that one explosion was so much bigger than a really big explosion, resulting in a really, really, really big explosion, does nothing for the human brain's comprehension. Massively big times six thousand is still just massively big.

Now, if they would have taken a little plastic boat, like from the old Battleship game, out to a backyard pool and dropped a golfball into the water beside it, and told me that was Hiroshima, then you give me a sense of scale. If you then drop a medicine ball and tell me that was Krakatoa, okay, you've given me an idea of how much more devastating it was.

*sigh*

You would think they'd understand that explaining physics in layman's terms doesn't mean "big times bigger."

 

[Leto Degeneres]

Why describe the eruption of Krakatoa as 6,000 times larger than the atomic bomb that destroyed Hiroshima (and when will they stop using that comparison)? Telling me that one explosion was so much bigger than a really big explosion, resulting in a really, really, really big explosion, does nothing for the human brain's comprehension. Massively big times six thousand is still just massively big.

Now, if they would have taken a little plastic boat, like from the old Battleship game, out to a backyard pool and dropped a golfball into the water beside it, and told me that was Hiroshima, then you give me a sense of scale. If you then drop a medicine ball and tell me that was Krakatoa, okay, you've given me an idea of how much more devastating it was.

*sigh*

You would think they'd understand that explaining physics in layman's terms doesn't mean "big times bigger."

Amen!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

That says a lot of nothing.

 

[Trombonus]

*the content of this message has been edited for extreme language*

 

[oggbashan]

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Now, if they would have taken a little plastic boat, like from the old Battleship game, out to a backyard pool and dropped a golfball into the water beside it, and told me that was Hiroshima, then you give me a sense of scale. If you then drop a medicine ball and tell me that was Krakatoa, okay, you've given me an idea of how much more devastating it was.

*sigh*

You would think they'd understand that explaining physics in layman's terms doesn't mean "big times bigger."

The comparison would have been more accurate if you replace the medicine ball with a wrecking ball that damages the pool's base.

Og

 

[User_Name]

The comparison would have been more accurate if you replace the medicine ball with a wrecking ball that damages the pool's base.

Og

I wonder how big the eruption that destroys Yellowstone park will be... According to some estimates it could be like a 747 crashing into the pool

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Omg . . . I just lied about my age. I guess it's only downhill from here?

Before you started lying about your age I heard that you were younger than I am. I am not that old*, so you are even less that old











*I refuse to be that old! Without lying even

 

[damppanties]

I can't decide if it's just another person who can spin words well, or something genuinely good for me.

I don't want to go to work today.

 

[oggbashan]

Name that child...

I found this. The comments show that the article only scratched the surface of parental incompetence inflicted on their children.

Unfortunate Names

My brother's initials were R C. That caused him embarrassment at school.

Og

 

[Safe_Bet]

That says a lot of nothing.

Okay.... "Nice ass, chickie!" Is that better?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I forgot how good "Boys on the Side" is.

 

[User_Name]

I found this. The comments show that the article only scratched the surface of parental incompetence inflicted on their children.

Unfortunate Names

My brother's initials were R C. That caused him embarrassment at school.

Og

I was in school with a girl named Debra Print, unfortunate until she married and became Mrs something

 

[Gi_Venus]

Dammit!

I can't cry I have makeup on!

 

[Trombonus]

Typical.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Grrr, I hate being driven by other people. Lemme drive!

 

[sophia jane]

I'm meeting someone for coffee tonight for a first date/meeting.

Totally nervous.

I don't know what to wear. Wish I had self-confidence. Know I need to do this. But really, really don't want it to go badly.

WTF was I thinking?