voluptuary_manque
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It can never get too hot!
Speaks the woman without the natural fur coat! *pours ice bucket over head and sits in cloud of steam*
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Speaks the woman without the natural fur coat! *pours ice bucket over head and sits in cloud of steam*
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It can never get too hot!
Oh sure it can. It can get so hot that everyone has to completely strip off all their clothes and...
...hmmmmmm. You make a good point.
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Oh sure it can. It can get so hot that everyone has to completely strip off all their clothes and...
...hmmmmmm. You make a good point.
Now you're talking!
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Wait a minute, this head has already been crushed!
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LMAO! Canucks with twisted senses of humour!
Love em! I miss Kids in The Hall!
Thanks for posting it!
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Now I've got the Ladies of the AH all in varies lingerie and finery, looking at us men folk and going "I'm crushing your head, crush crush"
I really need to see a professional psychiatrist.
I really need to see a professional psychiatrist.
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Brownie points to Cloudy
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I'm a professional comedian
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Oooooh!
That's very yummy!
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Note to self:
1/2 tsp. Lavender oil with 8 ounces of Almond oil is a fragrant and wonderful after bath skin moisturizer.
So is 1/2 tsp. Peppermint oil with 8 ounces of Almond oil.
But.
1/2 tsp of Cinnamon and Cassia oil mixed with Almond oil is not.
And why did I not read the label until after I used it? That teeny tiny little label that said "Not for Topical Use"?
Now my skin is bright pink. Everywhere.
I look as if I've been sunburned.
Even a quick shower hasn't helped matters.
I really hate it when I do stupid things.
On the other hand, even though I'm lobster pink, I smell really good!
1/2 tsp. Lavender oil with 8 ounces of Almond oil is a fragrant and wonderful after bath skin moisturizer.
So is 1/2 tsp. Peppermint oil with 8 ounces of Almond oil.
But.
1/2 tsp of Cinnamon and Cassia oil mixed with Almond oil is not.
And why did I not read the label until after I used it? That teeny tiny little label that said "Not for Topical Use"?
Now my skin is bright pink. Everywhere.
I look as if I've been sunburned.
Even a quick shower hasn't helped matters.
I really hate it when I do stupid things.
On the other hand, even though I'm lobster pink, I smell really good!
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I don't think I could wear a corset. Too much flesh in the way.
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"Hey I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth."
I don't suck dick for a living, I'd be making much more if I did.
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I just bought this off ebay - Christmas money. Don't tell mom, okay?
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/Chicagocostumeperhaps.jpg
Bitch is skinnier than me, but we'll see what happens after a few weeks of hard work.
Actually the only hard work you really need to do is put it on for a few hours daily and build up. It's amazing what it will do for you....
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I just love it.
I was looking for costume items for Chicago and was side-tracked.
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And I'll bet you taste even better!
I'm radiating more heat than my laptop right now.
I've been seared!
(It is fading, just a bit. In an hour or two I may be back to normal.)
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I do but I'm not as fond of the show as I used to be.
I adore Gil Grissom on CSI Las Vegas.
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