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My last girlfriend says that I'm at least eight inches but I find that hard to believe. I've taken pictures but never been at more than half mast for them. The girlfriend before her had no problem hopping on when i was just half up but comments on size were not made.
Yeah, so allow the ego stroking from an ex or ignore it?
 
My last girlfriend says that I'm at least eight inches but I find that hard to believe. I've taken pictures but never been at more than half mast for them. The girlfriend before her had no problem hopping on when i was just half up but comments on size were not made.
Yeah, so allow the ego stroking from an ex or ignore it?

dude take the compliment and run with it. If you don't believe them go find someone to measure it.
 
I don't worry about my size.

I have written testimony. :devil:

I don't either. While I am not proportional to my height, I am still above average.

I just wish I didn't have problems staying erect the last time I was with a woman. that I worried about :eek:
 
It's okay, the cookies sucked. I've been lamenting them since I pulled them out of the oven. :( x five billion.
I wouldn't say the cookies suck. I just...don't like peanut butter much. :eek:

Well, they could have. She bought many possible explosives. Like...cat treats and boypants.
:eek:
Boypants don't explode. I mean...they're awfully close to manbits.

Your sporadic comprehension potholes of English have mystified me at times, given the superiority of your brain and the fact that your whole academic life is fit to burst with A's. That's when I realized: it all goes into the schoolwork. If you don't have to think, you won't, so you just get to say "Whah?" and "Hmm" all the time. :D
Cute little kiwi.
Whah?

I think translated that means, "You are smart. You can so understand things. Do it." Right?
That's why I can't make decisions or multi-task outside of work; it all gets sucked out of me there. :eek:
Well, just take your multitasking decisions to work then. Problem solved. *shrug*
 
It took me 80 minutes to drive the 13 miles home in the snow this afternoon. Of course I made two stops, but they didn't even add up to 20 minutes. So it was still quite a long drive.

I'm home safe though, eating lunch and dreading shoveling the driveway later...
 
It took me 80 minutes to drive the 13 miles home in the snow this afternoon. Of course I made two stops, but they didn't even add up to 20 minutes. So it was still quite a long drive.

I'm home safe though, eating lunch and dreading shoveling the driveway later...

I feel your pain, it is the same here in Alberta. Of course, if you have a fetish for double insulated snowmobile suits, Sorels and balaclavas, then it is a sexy time of year.
 
Fucking hell, this time we really are snowed in.

I cannot see my front step anymore. As in, the snow is so high it's basically level. :eek:
 
I'm about to turn my back on society and become a hermit. It's not that I have to work very hard at it. I prefer solitude anyway.
 
I'm about to turn my back on society and become a hermit. It's not that I have to work very hard at it. I prefer solitude anyway.

:(
Being one, I can tell you it has its bad sides too, you know.
Probably be better if you just chose witch part of the society you want to hang with or not.

Well, anyway ... just my 2 cents.

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ETA : Blurt = Life is boring again pffff
 
:(
Being one, I can tell you it has its bad sides too, you know.
Probably be better if you just chose witch part of the society you want to hang with or not.

Well, anyway ... just my 2 cents.

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ETA : Blurt = Life is boring again pffff

:rose: I understand the down side of it. Loneliness is one of those things that goes along with hermit-life. I've been down the solitary path before and spent almost a year without interacting with many people. I came out of it with a deeper understanding of myself and of what I wanted from life. I hope this current period of hermiting willl offer the same thing to me. I'm sad and disappointed by many things and rather than spend a lot of time talking about it, which sometimes proves completely futile, I'm just going to reflect on my troubles and hope to make peace with them.
 
:rose: I understand the down side of it. Loneliness is one of those things that goes along with hermit-life. I've been down the solitary path before and spent almost a year without interacting with many people. I came out of it with a deeper understanding of myself and of what I wanted from life. I hope this current period of hermiting willl offer the same thing to me. I'm sad and disappointed by many things and rather than spend a lot of time talking about it, which sometimes proves completely futile, I'm just going to reflect on my troubles and hope to make peace with them.

I perfectly understand that. (Except that in my case, my thinking goes nowhere just around, around ...)
I wish you luck and I hope it will not be too too hard ... :rose:
 
Jesus Titty-fucking Christ, people. It's fucking snow. It's on the goddamn ground for 4 months out of the year. It's just fucking snow and fucking ice. You drive on it for 1/3 of your driving career, so learn how it's fucking done! You don't forget how to fall the fuck asleep, you do that for 1/3 of your life, what the sweet merciful fucking christ is so hard about remembering how to goddamn drive!!??!??!?!


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And I'm better now.
 
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