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With all her rules...she still saw everything, anyway. And showed. So...pffft. :cool:

:rolleyes: my sister and the perv, who'da thunk it!

Like that's a bad thing? :confused:

*Quickly checks for P, then licks around her belly button to teach her differently*

I never said it was, it was just fun to call you it ;)

You really don't wanna be licking anywhere near my bellybutton, i've even told P she doesnt want to...her response was 'you'll let me put my tongue elsewhere...but not your bellybutton? yeah...like that makes sense!'

:D
 
18 more views and its 8888.

Ok yes I know it makes me a dork for keeping track and thinking its mildly sort of kind of popular, but I want to be the Lewis Grizzard of smut.

Wonders if I'm the only one here besides VM and yourself who knows who Grizzard is and read many of his writings. :rolleyes:
 
I never said it was, it was just fun to call you it ;)

You really don't wanna be licking anywhere near my bellybutton, i've even told P she doesnt want to...her response was 'you'll let me put my tongue elsewhere...but not your bellybutton? yeah...like that makes sense!'

:D

Ah, I've got it now! All 5' 1" of you is ticklish!
 
Fucking hell, I didn't even notice how I hurt myself this time. The bruise just... appeared. *poof* And the it started swelling.

:rolleyes:
 
First the height adjuster on the driver's seat failed.
Then on Friday the climate control electronic controller thing fried itself.
And this morning the rear window winder snapped, dropping the window to full open.

OK, car, that's three. Now lay off breaking, will ya?
 
Wonders if I'm the only one here besides VM and yourself who knows who Grizzard is and read many of his writings. :rolleyes:

Its a fair bet Cloudy knows.

And as much as I like Dave Barry, and PJ O'Rourke, and Spalding Grey will forever be a hero of mine.... Grizzard just had that charm. He was incredible, absolutely incredible.
 
New bed. Very high.

Bel's first remark: That'll work!

Bel's second remark: That'll work, too!

Heh.
 
New bed. Very high.

Bel's first remark: That'll work!

Bel's second remark: That'll work, too!

Heh.

Congrats on the bed purchase. :)

We just got a new, higher bed ourselves.

Will be trying it out tomorrow night. Hopefully, it'll work for us as well. :D
 
No. But the cat biting me again did. This time he bit the the side of my face.

Sorry to say...but August West is going to the animal shelter.:mad:

geez. I had a crazy cat once. I think he ended up terrorizing me. I have a tendency to over feed aggressive animals, it mellows them out. I had a cat named Bubba once, he was half siamese and pretty crazy. But he was okay, He hated my girlfriend though. My minds eye sees him with his ears back on one end of the couch glaring with icy blue eyes and my girlfriend on the other end of the couch reading a newspaper without concern. I think she would have been frightened to see his look. Such a jealous cat. He was a sweetie to me though.

And no, I did not name the cat Bubba, he came to me with that name. He lived to be 18 years old before he passed. Probably glaring at someone in some other life.:D
 
I have lost my bloody mind today...ah well, so be it, whatever gets thrown gets thrown but I am going to have lunch and ice cream and take little one shopping and spend all of £5 and completely forget I ever went there. *shrugs*
 
They switched the warning from a hand held air horn to a car or truck horn, so now it sounds like some angry prick stuck in traffic instead of a warning that something is about to explode, so I have missed quite a few explosions over the past few days :(

They didn't blow anything up because of the weather yesterday though, so I didn't really miss all that much.

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I need to learn how to breath better. I know that I am supposed to breath out whenever striking, but according to the one instructor I am still breathing too shallow, and that is why I am so winded all of the time. So I need to learn to breath better.

I do learn chin na techniques quickly though, so I should be able to control most opponents dumb enough to attack the 6'-4" 235 pound behemoth in the corner :D

(ok, I'm not huge or anything, but I like the word behemoth and I don't get to use it nearly enough ;) )
 
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