Isolated Blurt Thread

[Fallenfromgrace]

Cool beans. I think you should go, you'd look fabulous in a ball gown.

Seconded *loudly*

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Oooooh, my first client! i can start a new file for clients

ooooh...i have a client! it feels nice to be able to say that...not 'i have a customer' but 'I have a client.' yes i know its silly, but it makes me feel important

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I came in second in two poker games last night. Not so bad, unless you consider that I lost to the worst player in the bar in the first game...

 

[maggot420]

I should prolly start getting ready.

 

[Trombonus]

Grr. I turned my TV on an hour ago and still no picture. Definitely need a new one.

 

[Safe_Bet]

My kiddo is either the most manipulative 7 yr. old brat in the world (NOT!) or the sweetest angel in the world (WAY!).

After spending most of the night up barfing her guts out with the flu, she didn't want to "bother me" by asking me to get her some juice!

<space reserved for humongous, super, mega "awwws">

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I hate it when people try to shut me up before I have even stated my side of the argument. It really pisses me off for weeks on end. and when the same person does it repeatedly, even over a long period of time between incidents, I just want to put them through a wall.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

My kiddo is either the most manipulative 7 yr. old brat in the world (NOT!) or the sweetest angel in the world (WAY!).

After spending most of the night up barfing her guts out with the flu, she didn't want to "bother me" by asking me to get her some juice!

<space reserved for humongous, super, mega "awwws">

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

humongous, super and mega enough for you?

That is cute, and it also explains why you were up at 5am...

Hope kiddie gets better hope she doesnt pass it on to all of the rest of you

 

[damppanties]

My kiddo is either the most manipulative 7 yr. old brat in the world (NOT!) or the sweetest angel in the world (WAY!).

After spending most of the night up barfing her guts out with the flu, she didn't want to "bother me" by asking me to get her some juice!

<space reserved for humongous, super, mega "awwws">

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

humongous, super and mega enough for you?

That's not humongous, super or mega. Here we go:

Aaaawwwwwwwww

 

[Vermilion]

OMG - I saw Grace's bewbies and I have to look her in the eye tomorrow.
<stares very hard at Grace's face, trying not to even blink>

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

OMG - I saw Grace's bewbies and I have to look her in the eye tomorrow.
<stares very hard at Grace's face, trying not to even blink>

haha! *finds something low cut to wear tomorrow*

 

[Vermilion]

haha! *finds something low cut to wear tomorrow*

Well I'll be well wrapped up and you'll be lucky if I'm wearing mascara. Suck on it, we're mates now and that means I'm fine with turning up looking shitty if I have to.

x
V

 

[lil_elvis]

Of course as soon as the weather gets ugly, the windshield washers clogged up again.

 

[trysail]

I've finally figured it out. This HAS to be it— it's the only remaining possible solution to the question.

The rest of the world's definition of "honesty" is different than mine.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm so glad I opted out of driving to Decatur today, since my coolant reservoir decided to explode.

 

[Gi_Venus]

Christmas carols are alright, but those picked by my parents that my mother is playing have to be the worst awful versions of them ever made. *shudder*
If I had a gun, that stereo would be history.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Well I'll be well wrapped up and you'll be lucky if I'm wearing mascara. Suck on it, we're mates now and that means I'm fine with turning up looking shitty if I have to.

x
V

That's ok, i always look shitty, and it had nothing to do with being comfy

 

[cloudy]

That's ok, i always look shitty, and it had nothing to do with being comfy

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

I'm not wearing any...

That said, you're looking at my tits, not my face...and THAT always looks shitty.

 

[cloudy]

I'm not wearing any...

That said, you're looking at my tits, not my face...and THAT always looks shitty.

You forget...I've seen your face, and no, it doesn't EVER look "shitty."

 

[damppanties]

That said, you're looking at my tits, not my face...and THAT always looks shitty.

I don't agree, but if you think so, it only means you need to walk around topless to drag attention away.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I don't agree, but if you think so, it only means you need to walk around topless to drag attention away.

I like the way you think!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

18 more views and its 8888.

Ok yes I know it makes me a dork for keeping track and thinking its mildly sort of kind of popular, but I want to be the Lewis Grizzard of smut.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

You forget...I've seen your face, and no, it doesn't EVER look "shitty."

thank you

I don't agree, but if you think so, it only means you need to walk around topless to drag attention away.

You wouldnt agree, you never do you're the most disagreeable person i know! AND why the hell are YOU suggesting i go topless? are you into incest?! my own sister!

I like the way you think!

YOU WOULD! YOU...You...Safety Betsy Tit Slut!

 

[damppanties]

You wouldnt agree, you never do you're the most disagreeable person i know! AND why the hell are YOU suggesting i go topless? are you into incest?! my own sister!

What incest? I didn't say I'll DO anything to your topless self! Looking isn't incest. *cough*

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

What incest? I didn't say I'll DO anything to your topless self! Looking isn't incest. *cough*

Remember Pocket Perv's 1st rule?! I think that applies doubly to sisters!