Isolated Blurt Thread

[OneLustyWench]

I'll see your Flash Seared Tri-tip in Cognac Sauce over some fresh spinach pasta and raise you one Prawns Mozambique with oven french fries washed down with Stone India Pale Ale and a mesclan lettuce salad right out of my front yard. And home made Mudslide Ice Cream.

Boys, boys. Just do your best and bring to us to judge... We'll have to determine the proper prize for the winning chef of course.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Boys, boys. Just do your best and bring to us to judge... We'll have to determine the proper prize for the winning chef of course.

How about the runner up? I hate to see anyone deprived . . .

 

[fieryjen]

What do you mean, IT DIDN'T SAVE?!?

*hyperventilates*

*faints*



*reawakens and beats floor with fists, crying*

 

[Goldie Munro]

fainting wenches? Can i help?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I wish I could read minds just so I could know for sure what people really thought of me.

That sounded a lot more arrogant than it was supposed to.

 

[Guest]

I wish I could read minds just so I could know for sure what people really thought of me.

That sounded a lot more arrogant than it was supposed to.

If you could read my mind you just might blush.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

If you could read my mind you just might blush.

Shame on you, picking on the inhibited. If you could read my mind, you'd run!

 

[Guest]

Shame on you, picking on the inhibited. If you could read my mind, you'd run!

Oh, you just might be surprised.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Oh, you just might be surprised.

 

[Guest]

I like those devils.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I like those devils.

How about the kisses?

 

[fieryjen]

There's a muscle in my right eye that tends to twitch and spasm at random yet inconvenient times. It's always the same one. It's having a twitch-party right now, it appears. Fucking annoying.

 

[Tarakin]

Insomnia sucks.

what a hell of a day for the hubby to be gone...I'm having a mental breakdown and kidlet isn't well from her shots. No way on earth would i have asked him to stay home though. He started his skydiving training today to jump on his own.

Maybe I'll get kidlet dressed and myself and go out to the library and maybe for a meal or at least a treat. At this point I'll just deal with the heartburn consequences from breaking from the bland diet. Having a girls morning out seems much better idea. Now just have to face going out in the sun, sometimes i swear in the mornings I'm a vampire.

Just was stung by a bee. Trying to keep the little bastard out of the house as the cat came in. Hubby has severe reactions so I was just trying to shoo it back out. It flew to my inner thigh (I was in shorts) and I used my hand to scoop it off me and back out but it grabbed on and stung me.

It will only be doing it once but my middle finger on right hand is now painfully swollen. Took benedryl right away to offset it and ice and pain meds but damn, fucking damn it hurts.

What do you mean, IT DIDN'T SAVE?!?

*hyperventilates*

*faints*



*reawakens and beats floor with fists, crying*

There's a muscle in my right eye that tends to twitch and spasm at random yet inconvenient times. It's always the same one. It's having a twitch-party right now, it appears. Fucking annoying.

* Hugs *

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Shame on you, picking on the inhibited. If you could read my mind, you'd run!

That might be the first time anyone's called me "inhibited".

 

[BlackShanglan]

Hunger without appetite.

Where do bodies come up with these imbecilic concepts?

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I need to figure out how to get naked photos in exchange for cookies

lmao, do they have to be of me or can i just go snap some of anyone and send it?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I had some perfect cookies at my poker game last night

And then I lost $20 because I tried to bluff 7-2 as if it were aces. I got lucky with an A on the flop, and the river, with no one else having one, but still got called by two piar because, "It's only money." Yeah...

 

[impressive]

10-year-old daughter re a classmate who stuffs her bra: She has issues.

 

[jomar]

10-year-old daughter re a classmate who stuffs her bra: She has tissues.

FYP

 

[tickledkitty]

FYP

I U

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Street fair outside my office is beckoning my hungry stomach...but it'll be so overpriced, I know it...

 

[Safe_Bet]

Why is it that, when you give someone the power to make you cry, they invariable do?

 

[BlackShanglan]

FYP

OK, that got a laugh out loud.

 

[Gi_Venus]

Why is it that, when you give someone the power to make you cry, they invariable do?

*hugs*

 

[trysail]

10-year-old daughter re a classmate who stuffs her bra: She has tissues.
FYP

THAT made my day! Bravo!