Isolated Blurt Thread

[voluptuary_manque]

I'd scan in my pict of me in formal dress blue uniform but it shows both our faces. Mess dress uni = ultimate hot! At least Mama thinks so.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Heh. You have to see my new tshirt.

Check mail in a minute.

saw, coolness

I am. This girl in the Ally center is all sad because her gf broke up with her and all I can think of is pinning her down on my bed and...

You are fucking terrible!!!!

It's times like these that make me wish I had a vagina instead of a penis...
Nah, I like having a penis too much.

Your loss

Misty, Misty, you poor f***** girl,
knees apart, all a trembling,
wanting to look up
and see her puppies barking.

Does she show them or not?
Is the tux' shirt open or not?
Dare you look or be beaten?
Uhm, beaten... How nice, huh?
Manly woman's your vice?

She'll kill ya with 'em,
She'll beat ya with 'em,
She'll make you salivate with 'em,
and if you're lucky, she'll feed ya with 'em.

Don't do it, dear Misty,
don't you dare take the chance,
but then if you don't,
well...uhm, someone else will.

Sigh! Ain't there no justice in this land?

Mis!!! you are terrible too! but not for the same reasons

Imp tux ...

likey

~~~

I want a cane, a pocket watch for the waistcoat and a top hat too...and i want brilliantly polished black dress shoes

im not fussy...not at all...

 

[damppanties]

~~~

I want a cane, a pocket watch for the waistcoat and a top hat too...and i want brilliantly polished black dress shoes

im not fussy...not at all...

Not imagining to self here I suppose.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Not imagining to self here I suppose.

fuck off!!! *giggles*

 

[damppanties]

fuck off!!! *giggles*

lmao.

 

[FatDino]

You are fucking terrible!!!!

I know.

 

[Trombonus]

Your loss

Don't remind me *cries*

 

[Safe_Bet]

...move more towards the mud pit

STILL waiting! *impatiently tapping foot*

 

[Trombonus]

Damnit, now I'm horny. Gah

 

[Katyusha]

Damnit, now I'm horny. Gah

Is it the fantasy game?

I'm horny too and Gizz doesn't get home for another eight hours or so.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

STILL waiting! *impatiently tapping foot*

Behave yourself!

 

[Katyusha]

Ya think the Navy would pay to knock me out!? Hell no...it was bootcamp. LOL getting to watch 15min of Fox News and have two good looking women on either side of me, even though they were there to pull teeth, was a real treat!

Yeah...if you'd had my surgeon and nurses you'd've been begging to be knocked out. My teeth weren't actually pulled though; they were cut and dug out of my jawbone, hence the general anesthesia.



Blurt: I hate backhanded compliments, I hate feeling like I'm being compared to other women no matter who's making me feel that way and whether they're actually comparing me or not, and I hate that I even care about any of this.

 

[Trombonus]

Is it the fantasy game?

I'm horny too and Gizz doesn't get home for another eight hours or so.

It probably has more to do with the thought of three hot women mud wrestling, and another set of women coming while bent over a couch.

Plus being horny is no fun for me atm.

 

[bluebell]

Plus being horny is no fun for me atm.

I'll send someone over to remedy that immediately.

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I love how iTunes thinks I'm smart enough to discern between two different versions of Rossini's string sonatas 1-6; Academy of St Martin-in-the-Fields, conducted by Neville Marriner.
Yah, pretty sure I'm not.

Also, that was the best cherry slushee I've ever had. EVER.

 

[tickledkitty]

Oh, look at the cutie!

 

[Trombonus]

That commercial made me physically sick.

"Protect traditional marriage." "We don't have to put up with same sex marriages."

Fuck that! Take your backwards thinking, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!

 

[bluebell]

Oh, look at the cutie!

Where??

http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/snarl/files/2007/05/cute_puppy_pooh-thumb.jpg

http://inventorspot.com/files/images/mini_dog_07.img_assist_custom.jpg

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/loldogs-cute-puppy-pictures-crankiness.jpg

 

[damppanties]

Where??

http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/snarl/files/2007/05/cute_puppy_pooh-thumb.jpg

http://inventorspot.com/files/images/mini_dog_07.img_assist_custom.jpg

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/loldogs-cute-puppy-pictures-crankiness.jpg

Hehe. The bluebell is on the loose.

 

[mismused]

******

 

[bluebell]

Hehe. The bluebell is on the loose.

Defamation! Don't slander my name! I'm not loose!

Oh, you said on the loose.
In that case I believe I am rabid. Anyone want a bite?

 

[Katyusha]

That commercial made me physically sick.

"Protect traditional marriage." "We don't have to put up with same sex marriages."

Fuck that! Take your backwards thinking, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!

I agree. Totally. 100%.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I agree. Totally. 100%.

So move here so you can help with the voting!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I really should take a nap, but then I'll be up all night.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Raise on a pair of dueces for me, dude!

I didn't know that you asked me to, but I did anyway, and then got reraised by trip 7s...

I quadded up my Js though, boughted with a 10, and reraised a fuckload with KK to buy the pot before the flop I played very smart for the most part, and only made three big mistakes that made me only $23 up instead of $100...

But I enjoyed myself anyway

You know you wanna join in...or encourage us to move more towards the mud pit

Nah...I don't dirty fight. I karate fight.

But the mud pit sounds really really good. Move there.

Heh. You have to see my new tshirt.

Check mail in a minute.

Imp tux ...

This is all just so hot...

 

[bluebell]

It's totally late, but...

OMG, HORSE.

I can die happy.