Isolated Blurt Thread

[damppanties]

Yes, I will reply to your email, just not RIGHT NOW.

 

[tickledkitty]

Yes, I will reply to your email, just not RIGHT NOW.

NO. You MUST do it RIGHT THIS MINUTE!!! Do it. NOW.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Uh-uh! Email in haste, regret at leisure. Take your time.

 

[damppanties]

NO. You MUST do it RIGHT THIS MINUTE!!! Do it. NOW.

Yes'm. As you say, ma'am. *snivels*

Uh-uh! Email in haste, regret at leisure. Take your time.

Heh. It's about a story I have to read and give an opinion about. I need a good amount of free time to do it. I have already had two emails about it. It's not even been that long.

 

[sophia jane]

I hope that was the right decision.

 

[_Lynn_]

I want to move.

 

[tickledkitty]

I want to move.

Me too.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

i met two of the most wonderful people today and one of the damned cutest babies ever!

deathlynxs just so you know even though we had to leave to go to another planned event ... we loved meeting you and i am damn glad we met!

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Unrelated: No offense, and said with love in my heart, but I think someone here needs to up his meds.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I have come to the realization that the chick I married is insane.

I didn't sleep well, so I got up early and did some writing. When I write I close the office door and nobody bothers me, but I can't hear what's going on in the house either.

I went out to the kitchen to get some more coffee and there stood Amy and the girls - dressed to match - plaid flannel shirts, jeans, and FUCKING TOOL BELTS!

I stood there with my mouth open until Tina said "We're going to the hardware store to get tools!"

I told the girls that their "Daddy" and I needed a "minute" - which they know perfectly well means I am going to chew Amy's ass. As I calmly poured my coffee, I "sweetly" said, "Honey, why are the girls dressed like a couple of FUCKING BUTCH DYKES?" (well, part of it was 'sweetly').

She gave me her face. She told me that while I had been grocery shopping yesterday the girls were in the garage with her and started pestering her about wanting tools... and one thing led to another = TOOL BELTS!

So now it is a little after 7:00 am and Amy and my two little tool belt wearing, bull dyke wannabes are out in the garage doing something horrible to a poor defenseless piece of wood. Fine. Wonderful! Good quality time with Amy.

They will have even MORE quality time with Amy because, come Monday morning, I am enrolling all THREE OF THEM in ballet class!

Too funny!

 

[impressive]

There is the strangest recurring noise echoing off the mountains this morning. I think it's coming from the power plant down on the river -- maybe 10 miles from here.

 

[starrkers]

i met two of the most wonderful people today and one of the damned cutest babies ever!

deathlynxs just so you know even though we had to leave to go to another planned event ... we loved meeting you and i am damn glad we met!

You got to met the deathlynxes?
I am green, very green!

 

[Vermilion]

Ugh. Brain no workie. Work no make sense. Back to sofa with Mils.

 

[FatDino]

Pink?


PINK?

Seriously?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I haven't had an erection since yesterday morning...

 

[maggot420]

Pink?


PINK?

Seriously?

morning FD

 

[FatDino]

morning FD

Good afternoon, my most favorite of all disgusting living things.

 

[maggot420]

Good afternoon, my most favorite of all disgusting living things.

Aww shucks

Good to see you FD.

 

[AppleBiter]

Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I have come to the realization that the chick I married is insane.

I didn't sleep well, so I got up early and did some writing. When I write I close the office door and nobody bothers me, but I can't hear what's going on in the house either.

I went out to the kitchen to get some more coffee and there stood Amy and the girls - dressed to match - plaid flannel shirts, jeans, and FUCKING TOOL BELTS!

I stood there with my mouth open until Tina said "We're going to the hardware store to get tools!"

I told the girls that their "Daddy" and I needed a "minute" - which they know perfectly well means I am going to chew Amy's ass. As I calmly poured my coffee, I "sweetly" said, "Honey, why are the girls dressed like a couple of FUCKING BUTCH DYKES?" (well, part of it was 'sweetly').

She gave me her face. She told me that while I had been grocery shopping yesterday the girls were in the garage with her and started pestering her about wanting tools... and one thing led to another = TOOL BELTS!

So now it is a little after 7:00 am and Amy and my two little tool belt wearing, bull dyke wannabes are out in the garage doing something horrible to a poor defenseless piece of wood. Fine. Wonderful! Good quality time with Amy.

They will have even MORE quality time with Amy because, come Monday morning, I am enrolling all THREE OF THEM in ballet class!

Safie, I'm in the woodworking program at our local community college and there are several very feminine women doing wonderful work here. And that includes my son's supercute little main squeeze. Just make sure that the girls have their glittery hair scrunchies and little diamond stud earrings on when they go out into the garage. It'll be fine. Trust me on this.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I had a great sex dream this morning. I wish it had been real

 

[hollyocks]

I had a great sex dream this morning. I wish it had been real

pop over here we'll make it so

 

[TheeGoatPig]

pop over here we'll make it so

While you don't appear to be anywhere near as old as the woman in my dream, I suppose your supple young body would do I sure hope you like it up the butt

 

[hollyocks]

While you don't appear to be anywhere near as old as the woman in my dream, I suppose your supple young body would do I sure hope you like it up the butt

i love it up the back entry babe

 

[tickledkitty]

Can you say esophagogastroduodenoscopy?