Isolated Blurt Thread

[starrkers]

If you see someone with a sleeping baby you DO NOT WALK UP TO THEM AND TRY TO WAKE THEM UP JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT THEIR PARENTS IN YOUR SHOP!

If I was the parent I would slap them silly and ban the shop from my patronage EVER.


Blurt: Thank god the wind has settled a bit today.

 

[hollyocks]

smile and enjoy... today is the first day of the rest of your life

 

[Trombonus]

If you see someone with a sleeping baby you DO NOT WALK UP TO THEM AND TRY TO WAKE THEM UP JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT THEIR PARENTS IN YOUR SHOP!

Common sense would dictate that such an action would result in the exact opposite of the desired outcome.

*smacks forehead*

 

[FatDino]

Dear God, I did not just do that.

 

[sophia jane]

I have three sick kids.

 

[hollyocks]

I have three sick kids.

aw poor love's

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I am disgusted with life and with all my efforts to create meaning. Yet, still, the sunrise is glorious. The spider casting its beautiful web is fine to behold. And, somehow, I go on breathing despite my pain.

 

[togitc]

Blurt 1:
I'm tired of politics.

Blurt 2:
I just found out that the raise I was going to get is postponed until 2009 due to a new company setup and I want a new job. I like this but without the raise from my review it isn't worth it.

Blurt 3:
I can't stop thinking about her.

Added blurt:
The annoying girl from work just sent me a message from a dating site.

 

[rgraham666]

My roommate is a moron.

He leaves the house. These are the things he leaves on behind him: bathroom light and fan, ceiling fan in living room, TV in living room, light in kitchen and kettle boiling on the stove. Plus he left the back door open.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I am going to take this time to complain again about how far away lunch is, and how hungry I am waiting for lunch time to get here today.

 

[rgraham666]

What's nice got to do with anything?

 

[starrkers]

It's amazing what a difference ignoring one person can make to the index page

 

[rgraham666]

Crap! Crap, crap, crap.

 

[starrkers]

When the fuck did "normalcy" replace "normality" as a word??

 

[voluptuary_manque]

When the fuck did "normalcy" replace "normality" as a word??

When a particularly illiterate president, Warren G. Harding, ran for office. That was after the Armistice from WWI.

It's still not a word I'd ever use, except sarcastically.

 

[Katyusha]

Blurt #1: Why do people let friends and family pressure them into staying in a relationship that they want out of?

Blurt #2: My knee huuuuuuuuuuuuurts...

 

[rgraham666]

Does this look like an insect to you?

http://www.backyardnature.net/pix/monkslug.jpg

Me either.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Does this look like an insect to you?

http://www.backyardnature.net/pix/monkslug.jpg

Me either.

Actually, it does. It looks like a caterpillar trying to look like anything else, like bird dung. I must admit, though, that I'm just the teensiest a entomology buff so I have a different perspective.

 

[Misty_Morning]

When the fuck did "normalcy" replace "normality" as a word??

Dunno, but as for me...I like it cuz I now I don't have to think about whether the person was talking about Normality ( the number od equivalents per liter of solution....) which is not to be confused with Molarity (the number of moles per liter of solution) ....which is not to be confused with Molality (which is the number of moles per kilogram of solution) which should not be confused with Formality (which is KINDA like Molality except it's used for solutions of ionic salts that do not exsist as molecules in the solid or in solution)....


Ummm...

Never mind....I'll be over here-----> in the geek corner.

 

[Katyusha]

Does this look like an insect to you?

http://www.backyardnature.net/pix/monkslug.jpg

Me either.

*head tilt*

It looks like a weird species of starfish.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Does this look like an insect to you?

http://www.backyardnature.net/pix/monkslug.jpg

Me either.

Not sure, but I think I had a few of them growing in my vegetable bin in the fridge... thank god tomorrow the garbage men are coming...

 

[impressive]

Blurt #2: My knee huuuuuuuuuuuuurts...

Both of mine do. 45-year-old knees do not like jump kicks.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I want friends I can smell and hear and touch, not just read.

 

[damppanties]

Not sure, but I think I had a few of them growing in my vegetable bin in the fridge... thank god tomorrow the garbage men are coming...

See if the lizards will eat them.

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Dear God. I am tired. Was a looong day. Want a massage. And cuddling.

 

[Misty_Morning]

See if the lizards will eat them.

Even I am not THAT cruel.