Isolated Blurt Thread

[FatDino]

I'll bet you I could carry it.



Okay, maybe not.
And this has nothing to do with the fact that I couldn't get my gas cap off yesterday. And whimpered about it a little.
Hey. My hands hurt.
(And never did wind up getting gas.)

Sure, I believe you. Now come up here and carry it for me every day.
Want a hand rub? I'll go easy on you. $40/hour. How does that sound? Everything is about money these days.

 

[FatDino]

Blurt: Why? Why? Why couldn't I wait just a bit longer?! I could have gone in with her, then looked for a seat with her, then sat beside her, instead of spending a whole hour staring at her from two rows behind.



She looks like she's gay. She may be gay. Or not. I don't know. But she does have the look of gay women...and straight women. Blegh. Am I the only lesbian with her gaydar completely deactivated?

 

[sophia jane]

Going on five months of sex with the same person. Do you all think less of me that I'm starting to get a little twitchy?

Has Kendo been around lately??

 

[rgraham666]

Jesus. I'm afraid to post here these days.

 

[FatDino]

Shit shit shit. I have Chem labs next term at 8:30 in the morning! Yikes! How will I ever be expected to be awake enough to perform safely? And it'll be in the winter too. *whimpers*

30 lab sessions and 28 of them are full?! *praying that someone from afternoon sessions will drop out...or get injured and have to leave school..............or switch sessions with me*

 

[_Lynn_]

What part of I can't afford that right now didn't she get?

 

[impressive]

A toast!

To ... um ... toasts!

 

[Trombonus]

Toast is yummy, especially with Nutella.

 

[impressive]

Toast is yummy, especially with Nutella.

Breakfast of champions. *nods*

 

[bashfull]

Hot Diggity Dog!

 

[sophia jane]

I'm about to be really bad, I can tell.

 

[davidjamie69]

What incredible long, luscious boobs!

 

[rgraham666]

Yay! 90,000 views.

 

[fieryjen]

Toast is yummy, especially with Nutella.

YES!

That reminds me that I've still got about a third of a jar in the cupboard.

 

[Trombonus]

YES!

That reminds me that I've still got about a third of a jar in the cupboard.

You know what else is yummy? Snickers Ice Cream with Hershey's Chocolate Syrup, and I has some.

 

[fieryjen]

You know what else is yummy? Snickers Ice Cream with Hershey's Chocolate Syrup, and I has some.

Now you're just being mean. *pouts*

 

[Misty_Morning]

I was everyone's best friend at work today...a couple of bags of Dove chocolates will do that.

 

[TE999]

I was everyone's best friend at work today...a couple of bags of Dove chocolates will do that.

Add to that your sparkling personality and you totally won them over.

 

[sophia jane]

Yep. I'm going to be naughty.

Good thing I don't have the opportunity to be really naughty cuz I think I just might do something foolish.
Or fun.

 

[Misty_Morning]

why is it so hard for politicians to say..nuclear....its not... nucular....

all together now...new-clee-er, thats right...once again...new-clee-er



sometimes I wonder if I have been pronouncin it wrong all theses years.




goes to check a dictionary...yes yes....I do I own one...as well as a grammar book

tho you'd never know it.

 

[Misty_Morning]

ok, this must be my night for blurts....


Am I the only person that is SICK of Vince and the shamwow?

But I must say...he always makes me laugh.

 

[The_Fool]

Yep. I'm going to be naughty.

Good thing I don't have the opportunity to be really naughty cuz I think I just might do something foolish.
Or fun.

Naughty fits you like the glove I hope you never wear since I do my best thinking of you not wearing clothes of any kind.

 

[bluebell]

Sure, I believe you. Now come up here and carry it for me every day.
Want a hand rub? I'll go easy on you. $40/hour. How does that sound? Everything is about money these days.

I can't carry it for you every day. I would have to put you on a rotating schedule with other people who have backpacks that I carry. Or I could be lying.

$40 an hour?! *dies*
I'll just do what I did yesterday and ask a friend to go with me to the gas pump and get the thingy open.

Blurt: Why? Why? Why couldn't I wait just a bit longer?! I could have gone in with her, then looked for a seat with her, then sat beside her, instead of spending a whole hour staring at her from two rows behind.



She looks like she's gay. She may be gay. Or not. I don't know. But she does have the look of gay women...and straight women. Blegh. Am I the only lesbian with her gaydar completely deactivated?

You see, this is why you need a pocket-sized Abs. Abs could tell you these things. Very wise and Absy is she. And even if she couldn't untangle your gaydar, it would still be really fun to have her in your pocket. Although...I would make sure to confiscate the lighter first. She might burn your thighs and then giggle about it.
Or, you know, not.

 

[sophia jane]

Naughty fits you like the glove I hope you never wear since I do my best thinking of you not wearing clothes of any kind.

That may be my favorite thing anyone has said to me in a long time. Thanks for the morning smile.

 

[hollyocks]

i feel horny