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Next book title: Divining Rod
It's gonna be about a dude named Rod who can predict the future.
He might be able to predict the future, but how are his oral skills?
Wanna fuck?
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He might be able to predict the future, but how are his oral skills?
Wanna fuck?
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He might be able to predict the future, but how are his oral skills?
Wanna fuck?
well is she don't i do
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The prevalence of self-appointed trolls has spawned a prevalence of self-appointed troll police. They seem to feed on each other. We should sell tickets.
I don't care about them personally, they go on ignore and are forgotten.
Now, seeing good people treating other people poorly, that bothers me. I know usually it's unintentional, but if no one points it out no one will do anything.
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I'll take the new Lara Croft over Angelina any day...
http://www.theimproper.com/Images/Art/Alison%20Carroll%20New%20Lara%20Croft.jpg
http://www.theimproper.com/Images/Art/Alison%20Carroll%20New%20Lara%20Croft.jpg
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Just how is she supposed to do all those athletic things in boots like that?
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I like that she's a professional gymnast... may be she can actually do some of the stuff, ya know?
but as far as taking her over Angelina? Angelina has so much character to her looks... I've wanted her since Pushing Tin, before she was getting all the press.
....but I don't want to take anything away from Ms. Allison there... she is very hawt as well.
but as far as taking her over Angelina? Angelina has so much character to her looks... I've wanted her since Pushing Tin, before she was getting all the press.
....but I don't want to take anything away from Ms. Allison there... she is very hawt as well.
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I've never been a fan of Angelina Jolie, and I'm just not attracted to her in the slightest. I can see why other people would consider her to be hot though.
Alison on the other hand is OMG gorgeous!
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How can they survive in such a competitive market?
Most gas stations within five miles of my office sell regular gasoline for between $365 to $3.73 a gallon. There are even a couple that are selling it for $3.61 a gallon.
So how in the world does this one place justify, and survive, when selling for $3.79 a gallon, when two stations up the road from the same company are ten cents cheaper? I just don't get it...
Most gas stations within five miles of my office sell regular gasoline for between $365 to $3.73 a gallon. There are even a couple that are selling it for $3.61 a gallon.
So how in the world does this one place justify, and survive, when selling for $3.79 a gallon, when two stations up the road from the same company are ten cents cheaper? I just don't get it...
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It's that cheap where you are!?! Here we're lucky if we can find a place that sells gas for under $4 a gallon, and if it does it's about $3.99
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I've never been a fan of Angelina Jolie, and I'm just not attracted to her in the slightest. I can see why other people would consider her to be hot though.
Alison on the other hand is OMG gorgeous!
AAh..... see, that's a small development, but a growing one, that I like. There are some celebrities out there now who don't fit that classical Hollywood/New York model and are still being celebrated. (Or maybe it's a revival thing. Bette Davis didn't fit the "ideal" either.)
Jolie... I wouuld say Zoey Deschanel and Allyson Hannigan... there are a few "stars" out there that don't look quite as cookie cutter.
It's only the first step. But I like women with a unique look to their features.
Now, if we could somehow get the whole weight thing fixed *sigh*... to me, the prime example of that right now is Lindsey Lohan. Circa "Mean Girls" I thought she looked great... then she followed all this "advice" and got nasty skinny. She finally seems to be going back the other way.
I don't want every woman to look the same... and I want curves, damn it!
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I went insane today from all the stress, braided my hair, had the hubby come down from work and chop it off. It'll be sent tomorrow to the states to the locks of love. I nearly scheduled a tattoo for saturday as well but will wait till we get back from the vacation. Unless I go insane again and book it. But might still be uncomfortable before we leave so probably should wait.
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new Jersey is known for its oil refineries
Curves are good. I love them. But Angelina just doesn't do much for me. She looks good, but I am not into her. She seems too self centered and something or other. i like a more accessible woman, like as you said, Allyson Hannigan, or the Gilbert girl from Rosanne (Mellisa?), or either of the Gilmore Girls (who's real names I don't know).
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To be honest, I don't find most Hollywood celebrities to be attractive. Maybe Anne Hathaway, but even she doesn't really do anything. And yes, skinny is extremely gross to me. The only celebrity I find extremely attractive is Megan Fox, and no not just because she was in Transformers. Maybe Julia Roberts too.
And yes, I like curves too.
Also, any kind of plastic surgery, ESPECIALLY a boob job is just a total turn off to me.
There are quite a few porn stars I find attractive though, with or without clothes. Still without silicon though.
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I never cared either way about breast implants. And if we are going into the realm of porn, I love Tory Lane, Eva Angelina, Ariana Jolie (two Angelina name ripoffs ), Vickie Vett, Aurora Snow, Jada Fire, and dozens of others. And all different sizes and shapes too (though I am a breast man, and most of the ones I just named have got big ones, not all implants though).
), Vickie Vett, Aurora Snow, Jada Fire, and dozens of others. And all different sizes and shapes too (though I am a breast man, and most of the ones I just named have got big ones, not all implants though).
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I definitely missed a few. I don't even know half of the names of the women I have enjoyed watching.
Miko Lee, Brianna Banks, Vannessa Lane, Cody Lane, Mrs Star, Carmella Bing, Gauge, Sharka Blue, Kacey, Eve Laurence, Tailor Rain, Kiannie(?), Tiffany Holiday (there are two, I mean the modern one with natural looking breasts, not the one from the 70s/80s with inflated balloons), Trina Michaels, Gianna Michaels (giant naturals), Paris (not hilton, some other Paris)...
I know more porn stars than Hollywood celebrities. I could go on and on all day
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I definitely missed a few. I don't even know half of the names of the women I have enjoyed watching.
Miko Lee, Brianna Banks, Vannessa Lane, Cody Lane, Mrs Star, Carmella Bing, Gauge, Sharka Blue, Kacey, Eve Laurence, Tailor Rain, Kiannie(?), Tiffany Holiday (there are two, I mean the modern one with natural looking breasts, not the one from the 70s/80s with inflated balloons), Trina Michaels, Gianna Michaels (giant naturals), Paris (not hilton, some other Paris)...
I know more porn stars than Hollywood celebrities. I could go on and on all day
Likewise.
BLURT: Why didn't anyone tell me Madden was this fun? I'm not a fan of football, but damn this is a good game. Plus it only cost me 50 cents.
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I definitely missed a few. I don't even know half of the names of the women I have enjoyed watching.
Miko Lee, Brianna Banks, Vannessa Lane, Cody Lane, Mrs Star, Carmella Bing, Gauge, Sharka Blue, Kacey, Eve Laurence, Tailor Rain, Kiannie(?), Tiffany Holiday (there are two, I mean the modern one with natural looking breasts, not the one from the 70s/80s with inflated balloons), Trina Michaels, Gianna Michaels (giant naturals), Paris (not hilton, some other Paris)...
I know more porn stars than Hollywood celebrities. I could go on and on all day
lol, you guys actually take the time to learn their names? Hell I never get past what they're doing to watch the credits
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lol, you guys actually take the time to learn their names? Hell I never get past what they're doing to watch the credits
If they're hot then it helps me search for movies with them in it.
ETA: 42 - 7...in the first quarter.
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lol, you guys actually take the time to learn their names? Hell I never get past what they're doing to watch the credits
I get all of my porn online. And a lot of the clips have the name of the star in the title. "Miko Lee sucking big dick", "Aurora Snow gangbanged", "Brianna Banks DP", "Gauge loves Anal", and so on and so forth.
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What he said.
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Unrelated to everything:
I haven't been writing anything but little blurbs over the last few years. The latest to pop into my head:
"You don't look like a superhero?"
"Yeah, well you don't look like a damsel in distress."
It doesn't go with anything. It's just something that popped into my head, and then right back out again...
I haven't been writing anything but little blurbs over the last few years. The latest to pop into my head:
"You don't look like a superhero?"
"Yeah, well you don't look like a damsel in distress."
It doesn't go with anything. It's just something that popped into my head, and then right back out again...
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