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FatDino said:
Did you feed the Moose with the green stuff I got for you?
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How can you ask such heartless questions? How?
She did feed the moose the green stuff and he got sick. Then he tried it again and got addicted. He was sneaking out of Dampy's room at night trading his sorry plushy body for a hit. Any hit.
That moose did things that would make the Hugga Bunch cry and cover their eyes, convinced that there was no good left in the world. Things that would cause the Care Bears to never...care...again. No hugs. No hearts. No sunshine. No Care Bear Share.
All for green stuff. *sobs*
He had such a hard road, but now he's back and clean and guarding Dampy's dal for dear life. I hear he even plays checkers with the fish sometimes (and that he's begun penning a memoir which he plans to publish and then send off to Oprah so she can have him come tell his incredible story on her show).

And you dare ask if she feeds him green stuff? :eek:
*cries*
You've no feeling heart in you, Dino. No feeling heart!



Ahem.

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Holy Shitting Mother of Fuck Blurt II: Not again! Mother of yogurt, WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Seriously. Seriously. Head should just be shaved. This time now, just to start allllllll over again. Why can I never get a good haircut? Why?!
This time I look like Peter Pan.
Oy with the poodles already.
 
I am way too much on a roll with that thread...I think I'll have to force myself to stop looking at it.
 
bluebell7 said:
Holy Shitting Mother of Fuck Blurt II: Not again! Mother of yogurt, WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Seriously. Seriously. Head should just be shaved. This time now, just to start allllllll over again. Why can I never get a good haircut? Why?!
This time I look like Peter Pan.
Oy with the poodles already.
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Do you have that little green outfit with the tights?

Is it crotchless?

:D
 
bluebell7 said:
How can you ask such heartless questions? How?
She did feed the moose the green stuff and he got sick. Then he tried it again and got addicted. He was sneaking out of Dampy's room at night trading his sorry plushy body for a hit. Any hit.
That moose did things that would make the Hugga Bunch cry and cover their eyes, convinced that there was no good left in the world. Things that would cause the Care Bears to never...care...again. No hugs. No hearts. No sunshine. No Care Bear Share.
All for green stuff. *sobs*
He had such a hard road, but now he's back and clean and guarding Dampy's dal for dear life. I hear he even plays checkers with the fish sometimes (and that he's begun penning a memoir which he plans to publish and then send off to Oprah so she can have him come tell his incredible story on her show).

And you dare ask if she feeds him green stuff? :eek:
*cries*
You've no feeling heart in you, Dino. No feeling heart!
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:eek: Stop making up horror stories about George Camel Clooney. He is the purest, most angelic, innocent plush moose ever.
 
God...her table manners are terrible sometimes!!

Put a burger or a Gyro in the woman's hands and step well away!!!
 
charleyh and those threads are making me smile tonight and it was very needed...this hour is always the hardest right now...the time between the meds wearing off and trying to wait patiently for the time to take the meds.

So charleyh :kiss: for making this one easier.
 
Chantilyvamp said:
charleyh and those threads are making me smile tonight and it was very needed...this hour is always the hardest right now...the time between the meds wearing off and trying to wait patiently for the time to take the meds.

So charleyh :kiss: for making this one easier.
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Funny how those things work. I was finding them a general annoyance. Now that they're helping you, though, I have a different view.

:rose:
 
Why is it that I always miss the first call about a poker game, and then miss the second call while checking my voice mail for the first call? this happens to me every time. It's weird and annoying. :mad:
 
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