Isolated Blurt Thread

[damppanties]

It is not a screech!

I prefer to think of it as a humming purr that escalates.
*yawn*

Pack, woman!
Go forth and shove things in ill-fitting suitcases.
Naked dinner.

Humming purr, my foot.

You said you were going to sleep. *eyebrow*

Noooo.
Body bag too big.

 

[bluebell]

Humming purr, my foot.

You said you were going to sleep. *eyebrow*

Noooo.
Body bag too big.

You are so mean to me.
Maybe someone, somewhere would like my yawn. *cries*

Hee hee, body bag. Giant, taking-over-the-earth bag of stuffs. Crazzzzzzy stuffs.

Going, going. I had to brush my teeth! Dental care is very important. Hmpf.

 

[damppanties]

You are so mean to me.
Maybe someone, somewhere would like my yawn. *cries*

Hee hee, body bag. Giant, taking-over-the-earth bag of stuffs. Crazzzzzzy stuffs.

Going, going. I had to brush my teeth! Dental care is very important. Hmpf.

I wonder if I can get myself to brush teeth after your horrid remark about toothbrushes. And you say I am mean to you!

 

[Chantilyvamp]

oh dear god there is something seriously wrong with me i was going to go watch a movie and crash and instead kind of came to at the desk and realized i was totally enjoying reading a political debate thread. I even came this >< close to taking someone off ignore just so i could see everything that was said.

[goes to get thermometer ]

 

[hollyocks]

oh dear god there is something seriously wrong with me i was going to go watch a movie and crash and instead kind of came to at the desk and realized i was totally enjoying reading a political debate thread. I even came this >< close to taking someone off ignore just so i could see everything that was said.

[goes to get thermometer ]

political debate !!! off ignore !!!! OMG !!!!!

Medic... medic

 

[Tarakin]

My lappie's internetless- I miss you all!

And in another blurt-
I wish he loved me. I wish this relationship were easier. I wish I were easier. I'm so unbearably unhappy right now and it all feels like it's falling apart around me, and the one almost good thing is our relationship. Except that I keep doubting, and I just need him so much, feel so good when we're together, and then the rest of the time...it's so hard.
It's all so hard right now.

I don't trust my memory anymore. I don't think I have for a while now.

I don't trust my instincts either.

* Hugs *

 

[Guest]

* Hugs *

*hugging you* coz i've missed you and your hugs

 

[Tarakin]

*hugging you* coz i've missed you and your hugs

I missed you also, and your AV

 

[bluebell]

I wonder if I can get myself to brush teeth after your horrid remark about toothbrushes. And you say I am mean to you!

You're just much too sensitive about odd uses for everyday items, Spooky.
I never did finish telling you about the mascara wand...

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You never know when you might need a zero.

 

[damppanties]

You're just much too sensitive about odd uses for everyday items, Spooky.
I never did finish telling you about the mascara wand...

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You never know when you might need a zero.

Well, I don't really use mascara wands all that much....

Here: 0.

 

[Trombonus]

Today's the day! Wish me luck!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

My car has been over heating, so I have been borrowing my parrents cars. They are in Colorado for the weekend, and took my mother's car to the airport, so I am supposed to be borrowing my father's car.

So as I was getting ready to leave the house this morning, I was setting up my satellite radio in my father's car. I unlocked the driver side door, opened it, remembered the radio, closed the door, grabbed the radio, unlocked the passenger door, dropped the keys on the seat, set up everything, locked the passenger door, went around to the driver side, and found that door locked as well... It's got manual locks! How did the driver side lock when I locked the passenger side?

so I am driving my overheating car to work today, hoping that it doesn't lite on fire at all...

 

[oggbashan]

I returned from shopping to find that my wife had laid a trail of breadcrumbs from the fridge through the hall to the open front door.

Apparently a field mouse, brought in by one of our cats, has taken refuge under the fridge and she thinks that the trail of breadcrumbs might induce the mouse to escape to the outside.

The trail had started by the washing machine, the mouse's first place of safety, and had already been eaten en route from the washing machine to the fridge.

How do I tell her that IF the mouse eats the whole trail it would have eaten more than its body weight and would be unable to move?

Og

 

[impressive]

Problem solved. I'll just take HIS jammies to Jammies.

 

[Belegon]

Problem solved. I'll just take HIS jammies to Jammies.

well, that gets three smilies out of me: a , a and a

 

[TheeGoatPig]

And I think my car's overheating problem is finally being sorted. It needs a radiator flush. It needs it two months ago. Maybe three. It needs it done so bad I am lucky my car didn't explode into fire already (well, maybe not, but I enjoyed saying that).

Hopefully, the work will be done before I get out of work today...

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Fashion is truly evil.

 

[damppanties]

Today's the day! Wish me luck!

Luck.

 

[togitc]

I have a date on Wednesday.

 

[togitc]

There are - for every themed competition. Or am I wasting my effort?

I need to write too. My Nude Day entry has been stalled for weeks.

There's always NaNoWriMo and the support thread/forum to look forward to.

Og

Themed competitions I don't do for reasons unknown to me. I just need someone to whack me every now and then and tell me to do some writing dammit.

NaNoWriMo is coming up

 

[Guest]

I returned from shopping to find that my wife had laid a trail of breadcrumbs from the fridge through the hall to the open front door.

Apparently a field mouse, brought in by one of our cats, has taken refuge under the fridge and she thinks that the trail of breadcrumbs might induce the mouse to escape to the outside.

The trail had started by the washing machine, the mouse's first place of safety, and had already been eaten en route from the washing machine to the fridge.

How do I tell her that IF the mouse eats the whole trail it would have eaten more than its body weight and would be unable to move?

Og

Urrrp.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/fatmouse-1.jpg

 

[DesertPirate]

well, that gets three smilies out of me: a , a and a

Speaking of leaving a trail ...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

My car has a problem (always ) and won't be finished until tomorrow

So I am renting a car in the meantime, as I locked the keys to my father's car in the car... I am having a really stupid day...

 

[oggbashan]

Urrrp.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/fatmouse-1.jpg

Update.

Trail of breadcrumbs didn't work.

We've just bought a humane mouse catcher. If it works before the two cats get to the mouse, it might just have a chance of being decanted out into the wild area of our garden where it should be.

The small print on the product admits "May not always be successful."!!!

Og

 

[impressive]

Dampy makes the cutest little noises when she surfs the 'net.