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FatDino said:
I haven't figured out how to photo my back by myself. :eek:
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No timer? Hmmm, can you turn off the flash? How about a good lamp to light it, hold the camera over your shoulder and take a photo of a mirror image? Can you get all those things in the same space?
 
MagicaPractica said:
No timer? Hmmm, can you turn off the flash? How about a good lamp to light it, hold the camera over your shoulder and take a photo of a mirror image? Can you get all those things in the same space?
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The mirror is in the hallway, aka, public view, and the tattoo is kinda...extended. :eek:
 
FatDino said:
The mirror is in the hallway, aka, public view, and the tattoo is kinda...extended. :eek:
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Was worth a try. :rolleyes:




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FatDino said:
Trust me, my back is the least attractive part of my body. At least the upper part. :(
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I think we would be the better judge of that. ;) :D

I'd show you my tattoo but I'm the 6 foot 200 pound plus guy that faints when someone shoves a needle his way. :eek::eek:

You're a brave girl, Dino, a brave girl. :cool:
 
A guy goes to his pharmacist to ask about Viagra. During the conversation, the guy asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?" The pharmacist looks bewildered and replies, "I suppose - if you took three or four of them..."
 
Chantilyvamp said:
arrrggghhhh, its stuck in my head....get it out get it out:eek:


The Grand old Duke of York he had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And he marched them down again.
When they were up, they were up
And when they were down, they were down
And when they were only halfway up
They were neither up nor down.
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AHHHHHHH!!! Make it stop, make it stop!!!! *runs away waving arms wildly and screaming bloody murder*
 
Katyusha said:
A guy goes to his pharmacist to ask about Viagra. During the conversation, the guy asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?" The pharmacist looks bewildered and replies, "I suppose - if you took three or four of them..."
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So this Italian wife became dissatisfied with her husband's declining prowess and decides to do something about it. But she doesn't want to be obvious about it and gets the prescription from the doctor and grinds up a pill and puts it in his spaghetti sauce and puts it on the table. She goes back into the kitchen to get the next course when she hears him scream "Sophia!"

She rushes out to see what's the matter and he holds up the plate demanding, "Sophia, why are all the pasta standing straight up?"
 
voluptuary_manque said:
So this Italian wife became dissatisfied with her husband's declining prowess and decides to do something about it. But she doesn't want to be obvious about it and gets the prescription from the doctor and grinds up a pill and puts it in his spaghetti sauce and puts it on the table. She goes back into the kitchen to get the next course when she hears him scream "Sophia!"

She rushes out to see what's the matter and he holds up the plate demanding, "Sophia, why are all the pasta standing straight up?"
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I have no joke-response to that. :D
 
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