Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

Do you do windows?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Did we lose the Dear X thread? I only see two pages of threads, and I hate to lose a lot of good stuff here.

Unrelated Blurt:

Dear Potential Next Wife / Live in Girlfriend / Friend who sleeps over regularly:

I take my coffee seriously. I'm not fanatical or fascist about it but I do look forward to it with great anticipation. I understand that flavors like Chocolate Raspberry appeal to somebody, and I am not opposed to flavored coffees in general, but Chocolate Raspberry, German Chocolate cake, Mint chocolate chip, any coffee that has chocolate as a description, are just.... ewwwww.

I would appreciate if you make a chocolate flavored coffee, please rinse out the coffee pot when you are done, and the filter holder. I don't mind making my own coffee but that residual taste is just tongue curling.

In exchange for your willingness to wash out the coffee pot after you make chocolate flavored coffee, a twice weekly minimum blow job schedule, thrice weekly sex schedule, the occasional surprise to keep me guessing, and intellectually stimulating conversation, I will provide you with french toast / waffles / pancakes / crepes / eggs on saturdays and sunday mornings, twice weekly going down, romantic surprises, dates that will take your breath away and flowers weekly.

You're not even gay, but I'd take you up on that. (And I don't drink coffee!)

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Do you do windows?

I do windows, Mac OS X, OS 9, Various distros of Linux, and even some Dos.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

You're not even gay, but I'd take you up on that. (And I don't drink coffee!)

two weeks ago, I almost switched. Every woman in my life was pissing me off, there was a truly amazing looking guy on the running path, and the guys I had been talking to were actually not assholes.

then a woman in a tight sports bra and short shorts ran by and I thought "Nope, still grooving on the boobs and pussy."

But I think I could be seduced into bisexuality.

 

[Guest]

I do windows, Mac OS X, OS 9, Various distros of Linux, and even some Dos.

Cool beans.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Cool beans.

Fuck, that reminds me I need to start looking at java programming.

Fuck I need more time to study shit.

Damn but I swear way too fucking much.

 

[Guest]

Fuck, that reminds me I need to start looking at java programming.

Fuck I need more time to study shit.

Damn but I swear way too fucking much.

Fuck, yeah!

Talk some more about the bisexual stuff.

I'm having delicious thoughts about you and carson right now.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Fuck, yeah!

Talk some more about the bisexual stuff.

I'm having delicious thoughts about you and carson right now.

The bisexual stuff......

Ok, well I run, well kind of half walk half jog throw in a sprint now and then kind of moving thing in the park near where I work. So there was this guy, just in shorts, and it was wild because he was lean and muscular. Not inflated like a body builder just every muscles was developed and identifiable. and he was running, a good quick pace and the way he moved, there was a king of graceful strength in his stride. He ran past and I turned and look at him run past and I could really see why some guys find other guys attractive. this guy was just like a Michelangelo statue come to life.

So yeah....... anyway......... My vote is on VM's poll, and I can say it.

 

[Guest]

The bisexual stuff......

Ok, well I run, well kind of half walk half jog throw in a sprint now and then kind of moving thing in the park near where I work. So there was this guy, just in shorts, and it was wild because he was lean and muscular. Not inflated like a body builder just every muscles was developed and identifiable. and he was running, a good quick pace and the way he moved, there was a king of graceful strength in his stride. He ran past and I turned and look at him run past and I could really see why some guys find other guys attractive. this guy was just like a Michelangelo statue come to life.

So yeah....... anyway......... My vote is on VM's poll, and I can say it.

Mmmmm.

He sounds very delicious.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'm thinking about rewriting my ok cupid profile to be the most angry and biter diatribe you have ever seen on a dating site.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

The bisexual stuff......

Ok, well I run, well kind of half walk half jog throw in a sprint now and then kind of moving thing in the park near where I work. So there was this guy, just in shorts, and it was wild because he was lean and muscular. Not inflated like a body builder just every muscles was developed and identifiable. and he was running, a good quick pace and the way he moved, there was a king of graceful strength in his stride. He ran past and I turned and look at him run past and I could really see why some guys find other guys attractive. this guy was just like a Michelangelo statue come to life.

So yeah....... anyway......... My vote is on VM's poll, and I can say it.

When I set up the poll I had to be honest with myself and admit that guys like that have gotten a second look from me. That's why I am an 8 even though my entire life's experience is pure 9. Now if I was 30 years younger . . .

 

[tickledkitty]

I'm thinking about rewriting my ok cupid profile to be the most angry and biter diatribe you have ever seen on a dating site.

Oooh, yeah. That'll work.

 

[Guest]

I'm thinking about rewriting my ok cupid profile to be the most angry and biter diatribe you have ever seen on a dating site.

Oooh, yeah. That'll work.

I know.

Poor Thee.

You do realize that's probably the worst thing you could do?

If you need to vent, do so here. Or do so on your MySpace blog. Or call someone to spew venom.

The only thing you'll accomplish by venting there is ruining any chances you may ever have on Cupid, yannow?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Oooh, yeah. That'll work.

Maybe that is why I haven't?

I know.

Poor Thee.

You do realize that's probably the worst thing you could do?

If you need to vent, do so here. Or do so on your MySpace blog. Or call someone to spew venom.

The only thing you'll accomplish by venting there is ruining any chances you may ever have on Cupid, yannow?

I thought that was what I was doing...

 

[Guest]

Maybe that is why I haven't?



I thought that was what I was doing...

I thought you were just talking about venting.

Actual venting is entirely different.

It usually involves swearing and stomping and throwing heavy things. It's not nearly as effective unless someone is there to hear it.

Go ahead and vent, silly boy.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I thought you were just talking about venting.

Actual venting is entirely different.

It usually involves swearing and stomping and throwing heavy things. It's not nearly as effective unless someone is there to hear it.

Go ahead and vent, silly boy.

When I need to vent, I go on cleaning frenzies. Hot Mama comes home and the place is spotless and she spends the rest of the evening wondering what in Hell I blew up over this time.

 

[Guest]

When I need to vent, I go on cleaning frenzies. Hot Mama comes home and the place is spotless and she spends the rest of the evening wondering what in Hell I blew up over this time.

Come vent at my house.

Please.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Come vent at my house.

Please.

If I was at your house, I wouldn't have anything to vent over . . . http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/thLoveEyes.gif

 

[Guest]

If I was at your house, I wouldn't have anything to vent over . . . http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/thLoveEyes.gif

 

[Trombonus]

If I was at your house, I wouldn't have anything to vent over . . . http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/thLoveEyes.gif

Nice. Teach me?

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Did we lose the Dear X thread? I only see two pages of threads, and I hate to lose a lot of good stuff here.

Unrelated Blurt:

Dear Potential Next Wife / Live in Girlfriend / Friend who sleeps over regularly:

I take my coffee seriously. I'm not fanatical or fascist about it but I do look forward to it with great anticipation. I understand that flavors like Chocolate Raspberry appeal to somebody, and I am not opposed to flavored coffees in general, but Chocolate Raspberry, German Chocolate cake, Mint chocolate chip, any coffee that has chocolate as a description, are just.... ewwwww.

I would appreciate if you make a chocolate flavored coffee, please rinse out the coffee pot when you are done, and the filter holder. I don't mind making my own coffee but that residual taste is just tongue curling.

In exchange for your willingness to wash out the coffee pot after you make chocolate flavored coffee, a twice weekly minimum blow job schedule, thrice weekly sex schedule, the occasional surprise to keep me guessing, and intellectually stimulating conversation, I will provide you with french toast / waffles / pancakes / crepes / eggs on saturdays and sunday mornings, twice weekly going down, romantic surprises, dates that will take your breath away and flowers weekly.

If anyone turns that down they are out of their minds!

 

[sophia jane]

I have got to shake off this dream before I go see my guy. I can't be thinking of someone else this weekend while we're together. That just wouldn't help make it a good weekend.

But god, how do I stop?

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I have got to shake off this dream before I go see my guy. I can't be thinking of someone else this weekend while we're together. That just wouldn't help make it a good weekend.

But god, how do I stop?

saying the dream or writing it down can sometimes help. (okay its one of the few things i listened to in psychology class)

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I have got to shake off this dream before I go see my guy. I can't be thinking of someone else this weekend while we're together. That just wouldn't help make it a good weekend.

But god, how do I stop?

Just believe that the dream is a symbol for him, silly girl. That's what brains do when you're not in charge of them.

 

[impressive]

Did we lose the Dear X thread? I only see two pages of threads, and I hate to lose a lot of good stuff here.

Unrelated Blurt:

Dear Potential Next Wife / Live in Girlfriend / Friend who sleeps over regularly:

I take my coffee seriously. I'm not fanatical or fascist about it but I do look forward to it with great anticipation. I understand that flavors like Chocolate Raspberry appeal to somebody, and I am not opposed to flavored coffees in general, but Chocolate Raspberry, German Chocolate cake, Mint chocolate chip, any coffee that has chocolate as a description, are just.... ewwwww.

I would appreciate if you make a chocolate flavored coffee, please rinse out the coffee pot when you are done, and the filter holder. I don't mind making my own coffee but that residual taste is just tongue curling.

In exchange for your willingness to wash out the coffee pot after you make chocolate flavored coffee, a twice weekly minimum blow job schedule, thrice weekly sex schedule, the occasional surprise to keep me guessing, and intellectually stimulating conversation, I will provide you with french toast / waffles / pancakes / crepes / eggs on saturdays and sunday mornings, twice weekly going down, romantic surprises, dates that will take your breath away and flowers weekly.

Negotiations are unnecessary. I would wash the damned coffee pot & filter holder out of sheer courtesy. As for the rest, quotas & score-keeping suck. I promise to accept you as you are -- without that nagging undercurrent of "but I wish you were different" that is so fucking erosive -- and to bring on the delicious varieties of sex as often as urges are felt (which is far in excess of the numbers you posit, by the way).

Good luck, dear man.