Isolated Blurt Thread

[damppanties]

That is why I never tell people those things

I know you like goats. And ... things. It's common knowledge, Thee.

 

[Guest]

I know you like goats. And ... things. It's common knowledge, Thee.

BWAH HA HA!!!

 

[neonlyte]

I know you like goats. And ... things. It's common knowledge, Thee.

Judging from recent results, he also plays a pig hand at poker

 

[Tarakin]

I have a stabbing pain in my lower left chest area...everytime i breathe past a certain amount, it 'stabs'.

Also my back pains are starting earlier in the day as each day goes by...

I've made an appointment to see my doctor, but it's not until next monday...fucking thing.

If i have problems breathing when i lay down- so much so that its really bad, i'll go to the hospital...last time i put off going to the hospital for over 12 hours...got there and found out i was having a major asthma attack!!!! (never had asthma before that...so thought it would just go away...)

Anyway...sorting it...ish. It just hurts muchly.

* Hugs *

 

[tickledkitty]

1. I need a new AV.

2. I wonder if people were put off by my inappropriate use of the catroar smilie back in my noob days. It didn't roar on my old computer for some reason.

3. Yay!!!!

 

[starrkers]

*hugs* Grace.

Multi-blurt follows:
1. Oh dear god, can he really be that clueless? Ever heard of irony, moron?

2. How much mud can one flaming cat track in?

3. They've got two and a half acres - why do the chickens have to camp on the bloody doorstep?

 

[McKenna]

I like you less and less every day. If you aren't bombarding us with your annoying-as-fuck ..., you're lambasting us with your general pissiness.

#1) You're not the author you think you are. And, Dear God, if you ever become the author you think you are, please leave. I don't think there's room for your ego and any of the rest of us should that happen.

#2) You've nothing over which to be that arrogant.

#3) Nobody gives a fuck who you are fucking, least of all <insertname>.

#4) You're not the least bit pithy, witty, or wise; you've made the most of your piss-poor situation, I'll give you that, but it does not make you any better than the rest of us, so what makes you think you've the right to .... ?

#5) The longer you stay, the more abrasive you become. It's so not attractive.

Can anyone say mid-life crisis ?!

Jesus fuck. Get over it (and yourself) already.


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There, I feel better already.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I like you less and less every day. If you aren't bombarding us with your annoying-as-fuck ..., you're lambasting us with your general pissiness.

#1) You're not the author you think you are. And, Dear God, if you ever become the author you think you are, please leave. I don't think there's room for your ego and any of the rest of us should that happen.

#2) You've nothing over which to be that arrogant.

#3) Nobody gives a fuck who you are fucking, least of all <insertname>.

#4) You're not the least bit pithy, witty, or wise; you've made the most of your piss-poor situation, I'll give you that, but it does not make you any better than the rest of us, so what makes you think you've the right to .... ?

#5) The longer you stay, the more abrasive you become. It's so not attractive.

Can anyone say mid-life crisis ?!

Jesus fuck. Get over it (and yourself) already.


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There, I feel better already.

As well you should! Damn, McKenna, that was a milspec flamethrower. Well done, that woman.

 

[McKenna]

As well you should! Damn, McKenna, that was a milspec flamethrower. Well done, that woman.

....

 

[bluebell]

Oh my god. I tell you my weaknesses only to have you torture me?

I haven't even pulled out my finger puppets yet. You wanna talk about torture?


1. It's official. I'm a greeting card junkie.
2. "Scented ovary" and "Scented mulberry" are, like, so not the same thing.

 

[tickledkitty]

I haven't even pulled out my finger puppets yet. You wanna talk about torture?


1. It's official. I'm a greeting card junkie.
2. "Scented ovary" and "Scented mulberry" are, like, so not the same thing.

Bluey!!

Scented ovary?

 

[bluebell]

Bluey!!

Scented ovary?

Kitty-Boo!

Anything sounds crazy at 5 o'clock when you're heading out the door after a long Monday filled with fruity bosses and one really giant rubber band ball. *mumble*
One day that rubber band ball will rule the world! And then we will roll it (yes, I said roll) down to the circulation department and say, "We found Jimmy Hoffa."

 

[tickledkitty]

Kitty-Boo!

Anything sounds crazy at 5 o'clock when you're heading out the door after a long Monday filled with fruity bosses and one really giant rubber band ball. *mumble*
One day that rubber band ball will rule the world! And then we will roll it (yes, I said roll) down to the circulation department and say, "We found Jimmy Hoffa."

K. Passing out now. I heart you.

 

[Misty_Morning]

.....

 

[sophia jane]

I love the way rain smells.

And also- I wish I knew what I want to eat.

 

[damppanties]

*pulling out hair*

 

[curiositykitten]

There's nothing like the total release of cumming good and hard and long - and repeatedly.

 

[curiositykitten]

*pulling out hair*

Please don't! Wigs are so hard to maintain! And baldness isn't all it's cracked up to be

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Wow . . . what a busy night. I was in India. Pseudo India, I suppose, because it was more like India meets Deep Africa.

If this is what changes in life bring, I'm all for it.

 

[damppanties]

Please don't! Wigs are so hard to maintain! And baldness isn't all it's cracked up to be

It's falling out on it's own anyway. *sigh*

 

[damppanties]

Wow . . . what a busy night. I was in India. Pseudo India, I suppose, because it was more like India meets Deep Africa.

If this is what changes in life bring, I'm all for it.

Huh? What? Where?

 

[curiositykitten]

It's falling out on it's own anyway. *sigh*

*hugs*

 

[curiositykitten]

I just discovered I have somehow become a Literotica Guru?!
Is there some significance to this that I should be aware of?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Huh? What? Where?

Dreams. Very busy dreams. When I woke up, I was in the process of negotiating prices on porcelain dolls with a man in India. The market place was amazing. So vivid. I can still feel it.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Dreams. Very busy dreams. When I woke up, I was in the process of negotiating prices on porcelain dolls with a man in India. The market place was amazing. So vivid. I can still feel it.

Latex doll, maybe... But what the hell would you do with a porcelain doll?