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*****Word of warning*****
Everyone please stand back
I just dropped my first story into the shark infested waters of Loving Wives
There will be a moment of silence when it is posted
That is all.
*****Word of warning*****
Everyone please stand back
I just dropped my first story into the shark infested waters of Loving Wives
There will be a moment of silence when it is posted
That is all.
And a good few hours ahead of you lot
It's hot over here *sends some heat*
*****Word of warning*****
Everyone please stand back
I just dropped my first story into the shark infested waters of Loving Wives
There will be a moment of silence when it is posted
That is all.
Merci
Take heart, it's already an hour later than when you made that post.
Damn! It shouldn't be this cold!
*mwah*
Today would have been a better day for Coffee Milkshake...ah well, when the ice cream van comes round, i shall be stealing my sister's piggy bank to fund ice cream for everyone- and she will let me if she wants ice cream. mwahahahaa
Is that all? *collapses*
*offers to share candy floss as sympathy and comfort in advance *
Brave, very brave
Eh, it'll do fine, depending on how hungry they are.
With no sex, just a lot of talk about it and a twist ending for the pregnancy faction, it should be a feeding frenzy.
Candy floss? I'll try anything once
More like stupid, very stupid
With no sex, just a lot of talk about it and a twist ending for the pregnancy faction, it should be a feeding frenzy.
You really do catch insanity from your kids!
Candy floss? I'll try anything once :kis
Just an out-of-the-blue "offer" I received via PM from some asshole who obviously does not know me.
That's 'cause you get cursed with the "mama curse" at some point...
"I hope that someday you have kids that act just like you!"
Ohhhhh... you were intending to feed them. Have fun.
Two months with daughter then this, hmmm
You really do catch insanity from your kids!
Cotton candy, to you 'mericans.
I figured that out a few seconds after I hit the submit button. You know your favorite button.
I figured that out a few seconds after I hit the submit button. You know your favorite button.
*choke*
Now there's a good sub line, if I've ever seen it. Sig line. I mean sig line.
How am I supposed to write when my hands are this fuckin' cold?!
*SPEW*
Come here and I'll warm them up for you.
Come here and I'll warm them up for you.
And another keyboard bites the dust.