FatDino
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You keep a calculator in the shower?
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You keep a calculator in the shower?
Equinoxe
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No, this was not an abominable shower spider.
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Yes, undoubtedly.
The calculator is fine, but the shock of being a weapon still weighs heavily on its soul. It is not a graphing calculator, although it does do more than basic arithmetic.
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Then it has a brain. I don't blame it for feeling bad about what had happened. Maybe you should put on slow music and set up some aromatherapy for it?
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I don't like rain.
I forgot my jacket when I left for work this morning (I thought it was in the car, but was surely disappointed when I got to the office to find that it wasn't on the back seat where I thought I had left it).
My bank book is also in the pocket of my jacket, so I am also almost broke since I can't retrieve funds from my account without that book...
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That might help to speed its recovery along. It is resting now.
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Yes, I like them but that doesn't mean I'll put just anything in my mouth!
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I'm with you, Sugar! I frighten easily and when frightened tend to shoot back and it's truly amazing how hostile theater owners are about a few holes in their screens. Needless to say, I don't get taken out to anything but the lightest of entertainments, anymore . . .
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I needed those laughs to take the edge off the headache.
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Are you peeking at me again 
MagicaPractica
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Well, I have admitted to being a voyeur.
But I guarantee I wouldn't laugh. 
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It's been a full day
1. I think I hold spatulas funny.
2. Yes, I rolled up my pant legs and walked 1/3 of a mile to the parking lot. It was raining. So what if I had on white socks with red cherries? Do you really care? Do you really care? I am so NOT chic.
3. It was most definitely, without doubt, a day for The Forgotten Arm by Aimee Mann.
4. Okay. So that wasn't an invitation. At all. Duly noted.
5. I hate Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Hate her. But Joy Behar can come over for drinks whenever she wants.
6. Do you think people can get carpal tunnel from administering too many hand jobs?
(I have weird thoughts when I make dinner. *grumble*)
1. I think I hold spatulas funny.
2. Yes, I rolled up my pant legs and walked 1/3 of a mile to the parking lot. It was raining. So what if I had on white socks with red cherries? Do you really care? Do you really care? I am so NOT chic.
3. It was most definitely, without doubt, a day for The Forgotten Arm by Aimee Mann.
4. Okay. So that wasn't an invitation. At all. Duly noted.
5. I hate Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Hate her. But Joy Behar can come over for drinks whenever she wants.
6. Do you think people can get carpal tunnel from administering too many hand jobs?
(I have weird thoughts when I make dinner. *grumble*)
carsonshepherd
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I'm so tired, I don't think I'm getting out of this chair tonight. Everything else can wait.
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Everytime I listen to her I think the same thing then think I shouldn't say that, I don't know her well enough to hate her. But I think the same thing every damn time.
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Whoever told you white socks with red cherries weren't chic is LY-ING.
Unrelated: I keep reading that as "extreme cloudy"
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I have a bra and panty set that's white with red cherries! We could totally match.
On a somewhat related note: I love fun socks.
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Me too!MagicaPractica said:
But today I decided to let the bitch out and say it.
I mean, what the hell? Hasselbeck gets to let it out Every. Single. Day.
Well, it was rather my own conclusion. You see, like SJ, I'm inordinately and kinkily fond of funky socks. But I imagine I looked rather uncouth stomping about with my pants rolled up and weird socks sticking out, puddle jumping. Like a little Doc Martened Dwarf or something.CeriseNoire said:
We will booty bump Jennifer Love Hewitt right out of those Hanes commericals.sophia jane said:I have a bra and panty set that's white with red cherries! We could totally match.
You're down with being a booby spokeswoman, right?
sophia jane
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Well, it was rather my own conclusion. You see, like SJ, I'm inordinately and kinkily fond of funky socks. But I imagine I looked rather uncouth stomping about with my pants rolled up and weird socks sticking out, puddle jumping. Like a little Doc Martened Dwarf or something.
We will booty bump Jennifer Love Hewitt right out of those Hanes commericals.
You're down with being a booby spokeswoman, right?
Absolutely.
I refuse to white socks anymore. I love patterns and colors and especially cute holiday socks. I'm a little sad about summer, actually, because I have to switch to cute sandals instead of socks.
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Unrelated: I keep reading that as "extreme cloudy"
I certainly hope there's no pics of that.
I hate Elizabeth Hasselback, too.
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She's not doing well tonight...
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I have a cut on my scrolling finger. owie
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Bwahahahahha! What an image! You're absolutely delightful, byoolicious.I imagine I looked rather uncouth stomping about with my pants rolled up and weird socks sticking out, puddle jumping. Like a little Doc Martened Dwarf or something.
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