JagFarlane
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yay!!
Isolated Blurt Thread
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yay!!
The_Fool
smiling for the camera
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Quite welcome lol now damnit respond to my PMs
I think there is a blurt here. Let me think about it for a bit.
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Oh, if only once...*hugesigh*
TheeGoatPig
There is no R in my name
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rather bouncy isnt it
I want to sneak up behind you and grab hold, pressing myself up against you as my hands slide higher to entertain the rest of your body as our lower bits get to know each other...
Wait a minute, this isn't the flirting thread...
damppanties
Tinkle, twinkle
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Should I...?
TheeGoatPig
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Would it be fun? Is it needed? Is it wanted by someone? Would it hurt anyone?
damppanties
Tinkle, twinkle
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Not fun. Kind of needed. Wanted by me, but it's so hot outside and I am lazy. No.
TheeGoatPig
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Why is someone from Calgary, Alberta, Canada viewing my OK Cupid profile? It takes over 30 hours to drive there. Hell, it probably takes over 5 hours to fly there.
Nirvanadragones
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My God, Woman . . . what you do to me . . .
fieryjen
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I'm still not talking since it's day of silence.
My husband, however, is talking to me, so I used Lit's reply box for this thread to write down my answer - typing is faster than writing by hand, after all. What followed was this completely bizarre conversation that is a testament to how weird the both of us are.
I loves you
but that wasn't what i was going to say
I forgot.
oh..
will you come get my sister with me if I fuck you?
MAYBE?????
No, I'm just kidding because I know you love it when I annoy the shit out of you
yes, of course I'm fucking serious
That hurt.
Honeyyyyys!
Did we have any plans for the night yet?
When is D. coming back?
How the fuck would I know?
Well what did you feel like doing?
Did you talk to P. or D. or G. or anyone else or something? Figure out whether they wanted to do something?
I'm just thinking my sister is going to be very bored if I don't talk to her, so I'm thinking of stuff we could do that involves others. Because if we just sit around here and I don't talk, that's going to be rather stupid.
Ew.
B. still wanted to do the Semifreddo?
Might be fun with my sister...?
Whatever is not a good answer.
You are very impatient.
Kisses?
If I get naked, you have to come with me.
Fine, if I let you fuck me you have to come with me? Pweeeeease?
What!?
Aaaaaaaah!
Promise you'll come with me.
Otherwise I'll be very scandalized.
I do know when to shut up. That doesn't apply to typing!!!
I just like to type.
OK
Wild sex ensued.
My husband, however, is talking to me, so I used Lit's reply box for this thread to write down my answer - typing is faster than writing by hand, after all. What followed was this completely bizarre conversation that is a testament to how weird the both of us are.
I loves you
but that wasn't what i was going to say
I forgot.
oh..
will you come get my sister with me if I fuck you?
MAYBE?????
No, I'm just kidding because I know you love it when I annoy the shit out of you
yes, of course I'm fucking serious
That hurt.
Honeyyyyys!
Did we have any plans for the night yet?
When is D. coming back?
How the fuck would I know?
Well what did you feel like doing?
Did you talk to P. or D. or G. or anyone else or something? Figure out whether they wanted to do something?
I'm just thinking my sister is going to be very bored if I don't talk to her, so I'm thinking of stuff we could do that involves others. Because if we just sit around here and I don't talk, that's going to be rather stupid.
Ew.
B. still wanted to do the Semifreddo?
Might be fun with my sister...?
Whatever is not a good answer.
You are very impatient.
Kisses?
If I get naked, you have to come with me.
Fine, if I let you fuck me you have to come with me? Pweeeeease?
What!?
Aaaaaaaah!
Promise you'll come with me.
Otherwise I'll be very scandalized.
I do know when to shut up. That doesn't apply to typing!!!
I just like to type.
OK
Wild sex ensued.
impressive
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Naps are good.
Belegon
Still Kicking Around
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Yeah, so's that av...
sophia jane
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It's the weekend, but it feels just like any other day. I'm lonely and a little restless and I feel like a bitch for complaining.
impressive
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Come over here and say that.
Closer.
Close enough for me to take a picture of the top of your head.
OneLustyWench
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I want to sneak up behind you and grab hold, pressing myself up against you as my hands slide higher to entertain the rest of your body as our lower bits get to know each other...
Wait a minute, this isn't the flirting thread...
No, but please don't stop!
Belegon
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Come over here and say that.
Closer.
Close enough for me to take a picture of the top of your head.
Hi, I'm Sy Sperling...
impressive
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Belegon
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Think of the money you'll save on hair coloring.
Think about how long it takes me to shave already
OneLustyWench
One very wicked wench
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impressive
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Think about how long it takes me to shave already
Ah, but non-detail shaving I can help with.
Who knows? Maybe you'll have heightened sensation on your scalp, too. 
cheerful_deviant
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Ah, but non-detail shaving I can help with.
Or maybe you'll find out you look like Jean Luc Picard.
Belegon
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Don't misunderstand... the beard stays
Got it? *growl*
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e249/Belegon/AbsShirtAV.jpg
cheerful_deviant
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Belegon
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hmmmm.
mines shorter. and redder.
less Royal Shakespeare Co. and more Harley Davidson, I guess...
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