Isolated Blurt Thread

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"Sex. Just sex. Straight-up. No water. No ice. Neat. I'll take it right now, if you please, bartender"....(Is there a bar where they serve it?)
 
Oh my, my, my. You serve good strong sex with no little monkeys on plastic straws or Coca-Cola to deaden the impact?
 
I left a practically full packet of cigerettes on the hood of my car and drove off. Needless to say they probably fell off somewhere along the way where i was doing over 50mph on a 30mph road...:rolleyes: i'm so with it today.

I just want to curl up in a ball and sleep and not face the day.
 
Why am I seeing so many Quebec license plates in New Jersey this month? I have seen four or five of them. And none of them can seem to keep up with the speed limit...
 
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