TheeGoatPig
There is no R in my name
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I can't stop listening to the song Absent by the band Snot. I've listened to it a couple dozen times since I bought the CD the other week, and little else of the CD.
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Technically I'm not supposed to be here, but . . .
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

Technically I'm not supposed to be here, but . . .
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
think I'm gonna be sick.
* Hugs *I know Valentine's Day is coming up, but I still wish my students would top trying to set me up with their dads, brothers, cousins, uncles, etc. I'm not that old for them to be so worried about it.
unrelated: I'm still nauseous and now my breasts look swollen. Maybe my hormones are out of wack; I suppose I'll go see a doctor if it doesn't go away in the next week.

Are you channeling me?That story is going to suck and get bad ratings, skipped over the sex scene because I just can't seem to write it but have to get it done because it's way overdue and part of a chain...*sighs*
i am going to do part of my introduction today if it fucking kills me.
i SO don't want to. but i will. i need to.
So get to it!
(I'll come back and harass you later to make sure you really are.)
i am going to do part of my introduction today if it fucking kills me.
i SO don't want to. but i will. i need to.

i don't understand the whole game
don't want to.
im very confused as to why im so damn happy to be going.
but i know when i get there:
1. someone will invade my personal space.
2. i will get the broken cart.
3. i will be pissed off at my purse and the way it feels like a ball and chain.
4. i will probably leave before i am halfway done.
i will come home and there will be squillions of things i will be pissed that i didn't get.
what a bizarre thing, shopping.
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Scientific fact: human beings cannot eat Argentinian bon-bons upside down
and *cuddle* for Carson. and *cuddle* for Carson.
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Im not doing that again to my nipples any time soon...
I think they'll remain erect for the rest of the year...!
Im not doing that again to my nipples any time soon...
I think they'll remain erect for the rest of the year...!!!
But your gorgeous nipples look so fucking hot in contrast to the vanilla ice cream dripping off of them.........
mhmmm, if you had your way it would have been ben and jerry's Phish food(anytime you want darlin, as long as you're there to clean me up afterwards
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Ya gotta admit the caramel in Phish Food would make things more fun....would require more tongue action.![]()

