Isolated Blurt Thread

[TheeGoatPig]

Someone needs to hog tie my mind as it will not stop talking in a Dr. Seuss rhyme pattern

*pictures Chantily hog tied in his mind*

Oh wait, that's not what you said

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Blurt:

I had a dream this morning that I was flying to Chicago, but they wouldn't let me on the plane because I didn't have a frequent flyer card, even though I had a boarding pass and everything else. They wouldn't even give me a new one (as I had supposedly lost mine). They said I had to leave the terminal to get one, and go through security again. I was very upset.

 

[impressive]

http://www.lucreziamagazine.com/orgasmserections.html

 

[SensualCealy]

Imp, that was interesting, now I can be one up on the kids when they come up with 'new' terms for things! lol Having teens can be interesting as well.
C

 

[DesertPirate]

Yes.

she rocks... and so does Dani...

I agree

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm sick of cold. I want the Bahamas. I want sunshine. I want... chocolate.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

If I had known when I woke up today that I would be in the car for over three hours, I would have driven down to Atlantic City once instead of Cliffside Park twice.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Why was that my reaction? It should have affected me more. I think.

Perhaps that's the problem. I was thinking and not feeling.

Not true. I was feeling.

It took a while . . .

 

[trysail]

I really, really, really hate extremely good looking women. They just get away with murder and they know it.

I purposely won't have anything to do with 'em 'cause I will not put up with their crap but there's always somebody...

"Pretty girls tend to become insufferable because, being pretty, their faults are too much tolerated."

-Bill James (Author of Baseball Abstract.)​

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahehehehehehehhehehesnorthehehehehehahhahhahahaGAAASP!!!
hehehehehehahahahaha....


wheeeeeeeee............

I needed that!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I am so bored.

 

[Guest]

I really, really, really hate extremely good looking women. They just get away with murder and they know it.

I purposely won't have anything to do with 'em 'cause I will not put up with their crap but there's always somebody...

"Pretty girls tend to become insufferable because, being pretty, their faults are too much tolerated."

-Bill James (Author of Baseball Abstract.)​

As seen on the GB:

For every pretty woman you see, there is a sucker putting up with her shit...

hehehehe

 

[Guest]

Where the hell did all these flying ants come from?

Mating season?

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

hold, hold, hold. Tired of being on hold. Just tell me how much it will be so I can decide, mkay?

 

[English Lady]

just a weeny reply, that's all I ask. Too much? Obviously.

 

[Tarakin]

just a weeny reply, that's all I ask. Too much? Obviously.

Weeny reply? Here I am! You called?

 

[English Lady]

Weeny reply? Here I am! You called?

Thanks, that made me laugh.

 

[Tarakin]

Thanks, that made me laugh.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

i am drowning in paperwork.

and i can't swim, so this is not a good thing.

 

[rgraham666]

Grrrr. MySpace.

 

[CeriseNoire]

Blurt one: I'm so grateful for good friends here and in RL.

Blurt two: I've been nauseous for the last several days. I wish it would go away already

 

[Vermilion]

Blurt one: I'm so grateful for good friends here and in RL.

Blurt two: I've been nauseous for the last several days. I wish it would go away already

I can totally relate. been experiencing the same thing. ginger tea worked wonders here...
x
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[CeriseNoire]

I can totally relate. been experiencing the same thing. ginger tea worked wonders here...
x
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Thanks for the hint, I'll try that tonight. This is just unpleasant.

 

[The_Fool]

Blurt one: I'm so grateful for good friends here and in RL.

Blurt two: I've been nauseous for the last several days. I wish it would go away already

Me too. Both blurts.

 

[McKenna]

I shouldn't have had that last cookie.

 

[The_Fool]

I shouldn't have had that last cookie.

Okay, how can I twist that into something naughty?