_Lynn_
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Don't do that. Namecalling is reserved for other people. It's in the unwritten rules.I was calling myself that![]()
I'd give half my income for a scratching stick that reaches to the bottom of this cast.
Ah, that's simple. All you need are two or three wire hangers, a pair of wire cutters and some duct tape.![]()
Don't do that. Namecalling is reserved for other people. It's in the unwritten rules.
Don't do that. Namecalling is reserved for other people. It's in the unwritten rules.
You have beautiful eyes.
I already have one hanger stuck in the damned thing and can't reach it. The yard stick won't work, not long enough. I'm about ready to cut this thing off.

Indeedy. And that sucks, and is not a good place to be.Precisely. Very important not to call yourself names, gives way to much darker thoughts on yourself. Not good.
OK, so you messed up. Don't put yourself down for it. Find a way to either get around it, patch it, or just plain fix it.I made a stupid mistake. I should have known better. I messed up.
Thank you.
Duct tape and a second yard stick? (Don't mind me, duct tape is my answer to most of life's little problems.)
OK, so you messed up. Don't put yourself down for it. Find a way to either get around it, patch it, or just plain fix it.
Care to PM me details and see if a fresh perspective brings something up?I tried to fix it, it didn't work.
Maybe tomorrow.....
That's it! I'll cut the cast open, enjoy a good scratch and then duct tape it back together. Thanks for the tip. Now where did I leave that saw?
I tried to fix it, it didn't work.
Maybe tomorrow.....

*HUGS*I made a stupid mistake. I should have known better. I messed up.
Nooooo, bad plan, very bad plan!![]()
Care to PM me details and see if a fresh perspective brings something up?


Understood.Thanks for the offer, but, it's confidential information.
I do appreciate the thought though, honest.![]()

Yeah. You're probably right. Who'd a-thunk that a simple itch could make a man insane. I'm even trying to get my sister's cat to claw at the plaster, just hoping she gets through. Insane, I tells ya.

How far short does the yardstick fall? Couple of inches?Yeah. You're probably right. Who'd a-thunk that a simple itch could make a man insane. I'm even trying to get my sister's cat to claw at the plaster, just hoping she gets through. Insane, I tells ya.
Thanks for the offer, but, it's confidential information.
I do appreciate the thought though, honest.![]()
How far short does the yardstick fall? Couple of inches?
Try taping a blunt fork or a butterknife to the end. Butterknife is safer and a touch longer.About half a foot or so.
Miss Lynn, you and I have talked a bit and one thing I know for sure -- well, two, really: 1) You're gorgeous, and 2) you're very intelligent. If you made a mistake, and it can't be fixed, then it's over. Beating yourself up about it doesn't fix it and it doesn't help how you feel. Just learn from it and go on.
Case in point: I learned that you never use a prototype parasail that's never been tested. It's something that I'll never do again. Surely, no one can make a dumber mistake than that.
