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McKenna said:
I bought one of those epil machines. Not the epilady of years gone by, but a Braun model, Silk Xélle. I've just yanked all the hair on my body out except for some of my pubes and the hair on my head.

Dear God, but I'm tender.
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Oh, poor thing :) :rose:

I was not able to commit to that to the long run. The anticipation of self-induced torture was just too much.

What I really need is a heart monitor...

Maharat
 
"I cooked so I don't have to wash up" never works for me, so why should it work for you?
 
MrsDeathlynx said:
I just want to get some sleep, not only that but I want my damn sinuses to stop acting up...
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fieryjen said:
Yes, I know you're a poor school district. But I'm a poor person with a grad student for a husband. You're already saving money on me because I'd get first year teacher pay, as opposed to the dude who's leaving, who has been there for a while and got more than I would.

Teaching four instead of five hours a day DOES NOT MAKE A FUCKING DIFFERENCE. I still have to prepare both classes, and I have to write tests and do all of that shit, and you damn well know that it's basically a full-time position. Teaching one less hour a day does not warrant a pay cut and no health insurance.

Especially the damn health insurance. I need it.

It almost means I'd be better off working as a sub again, where I don't have to plan lessons or grade anything, and after the day is over I can just go home and never deal with those kids again that acted up that day.
Please don't think I'll take this lying down. I'm not just going to sign this damn contract without negotiations, even though I'm scared of speaking up. But this is getting me so mad that I'm not just going to take it. It's great that you're trying to save money, but don't take it from me. I need a full time job with full-time pay so I can pay my bills. I need health insurance because the one my husband has right now is fucking ridiculous and we pay so many hundred dollars a month just to put me on it too.

I'm doing you a favor. As far as I know, I might even be the only applicant for this damn position.

So please stop trying to fuck me over and do this to someone who's got a bit more money to spare.
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Misty_Morning said:
give me a fuckin break....do you realize just how much of a dickhead you are?


is it your mission to make life unpleasent for everyone?



I don't need this shit.
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MagicaPractica said:
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I don't think I can do this and I'm scared!



(Yes, I'll do it anyway but it's not going to be good.)
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RedHairedandFriendly said:
I am sooooooooooooo cold!!!!
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fieryjen said:
I have bronchitis. :(
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Oh my, lots of hugs are needed...

* Starts hugging * :rose:
 
There is something deeply wrong when two of the most popular authors here are run off by slander and fuckwittery.
 
Ever critically look at clothes you bought, that have been hanging in your closet for months, which you paid large amounts of money for, and go: "What the fuck was I thinking??!" ?

:rolleyes:
 
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maharat48 said:
Oh, poor thing :) :rose:

I was not able to commit to that to the long run. The anticipation of self-induced torture was just too much.

What I really need is a heart monitor...

Maharat
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I had been going to a salon for a waxing since August, so I was a little more prepared for what to expect as far as the pain. I figure the epil machine is cheaper in the long run, but slower, and more difficult to administer. :D

Why a heart monitor?
 
I like boobs. Tits. Milk factories. Fun bags. Knockers. Honkers. Hooters. Yabbos. Pillows. Dirty Pillows. Breasts.

Most of all, I like boobs.
 
Just go this in an email:

"Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine."

:D
 
McKenna said:
Just go this in an email:

"Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine."

:D
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:D good one :kiss:
 
McKenna said:
Just go this in an email:

"Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine."

:D
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Damn, I better not show this one to the wife :eek:
 
Just stop posting there, folks. It doesn't matter what the content of your post is - just posting there gives the miscreant what he desires most, which is attention.
 
I remember a time where I saw you standing on the sidewalk, the wind in your hair. The sun was just going down and a shadow formed around you. You took my hand and led me on the path and I learned to live.
 
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