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We just woke up. I had just finished giving my sweet little toddler his morning bottle when he looked at me and said, "fuck!"

It did not register. I am not used to be hit with the vernacular on the language of the free before 8 am.

Since his little experiment did not give him the right response, he went at it again, "fuck!"

I might have blinked. I was still confused, like,what is he saying, when he cleared all doubt from my mind, "fuck you!"

Ok, so we are happy he did turn out bilingual. But damn it is early. Much too early.

:(

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We just woke up. I had just finished giving my sweet little toddler his morning bottle when he looked at me and said, "fuck!"

It did not register. I am not used to be hit with the vernacular on the language of the free before 8 am.

Since his little experiment did not give him the right response, he went at it again, "fuck!"

I might have blinked. I was still confused, like,what is he saying, when he cleared all doubt from my mind, "fuck you!"

Ok, so we are happy he did turn out bilingual. But damn it is early. Much too early.

:(

Maharat

This has been tried by toddlers the world over, sweets. My folks handled it by repeating the word "truck" every time until the excitement of a toddler saying "fuck" simply wasn't worth it.

Luck to you, as Yui would say. :rose:
 
We just woke up. I had just finished giving my sweet little toddler his morning bottle when he looked at me and said, "fuck!"

It did not register. I am not used to be hit with the vernacular on the language of the free before 8 am.

Since his little experiment did not give him the right response, he went at it again, "fuck!"

I might have blinked. I was still confused, like,what is he saying, when he cleared all doubt from my mind, "fuck you!"

Ok, so we are happy he did turn out bilingual. But damn it is early. Much too early.

:(

Maharat



Kinda early for an Oedipal complex...
 
Im sorry Gmail, do you have a complex about me trying to check my email or are you just a complete fuck head?

*grrrr*
 

Im sorry Gmail, do you have a complex about me trying to check my email or are you just a complete fuck head?

*grrrr*

I'm getting good with this anger thing!

Abs will be so proud.

Ah... ah... aaah..... CHOOOOO!!!!!!

*snif*

Hugging all of you for different reasons :) :rose:
 
Life is treating me pretty well right now... I just need to accept that it doesn't all have to be perfect.
 
Hey there rob:kiss:

It was actually quite lovely. Just my immediate family and I for Christmas Eve dinner. Very nice and low stress. I hope yours was pleasant too.
 
You know... I knew I couldn't count on you and was prepared for that, now though you've added more work onto my back and I don't appreciate it one bit. If you weren't going to stay committed then you really shouldn't have signed on. You don't like me and believe me I know it. I remember you well from the first time we crossed paths. I was shocked to see you join in, but not shocked at all to see you fade out. *pfft* :rolleyes: You're so self-absorbed.
 
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