Isolated Blurt Thread

[starrkers]

You drive a tough bargain, shoulder and back rub it is.

*purrrrrr*

 

[togitc]

*purrrrrr*

Start on the shoulders (always a good place to start) and gentle too. It is easier to go harder than to go softer. Work in towards the neck and then up and down the neck, working my way out towards the arms and then back again.

God I miss giving these.

 

[starrkers]

Start on the shoulders (always a good place to start) and gentle too. It is easier to go harder than to go softer. Work in towards the neck and then up and down the neck, working my way out towards the arms and then back again.

God I miss giving these.

*sigh*

God I miss getting them! Haven't had a decent rub in years...

 

[togitc]

You poor woman. Come on over to my house and I will make all the stress and care seep out of your muscles. The only warning being that I might try to seduce you as well.

 

[starrkers]

You poor woman. Come on over to my house and I will make all the stress and care seep out of your muscles. The only warning being that I might try to seduce you as well.

Now, where did I leave my teleporter?

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

I really dislike feeling threatened in my own home.

 

[togitc]

Now, where did I leave my teleporter?

I lent mine to a guy in high school and haven't seen it since.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Don't want to go...

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Don't want to go...

then dont hon! We could all do a group snuggle and bugger the world for awhile.

 

[Vermilion]

I think I've found the reason I don't have friends!
People ask me what I think of something, I tell them

no no - I need some of that action. Can I send you my work-in-progress? I need a brutally honest critic, my current beta reader is too keen for me to get to the next sex scene to be truly objective...

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[impressive]

Lifting 75# isn't difficult. Lifting 75# that squirms is a different story.



Ouch.

 

[Guest]

Lifting 75# isn't difficult. Lifting 75# that squirms is a different story.



Ouch.

*gentle hugs*

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Now all thats left for me to fuck up is my homelife.

yay.

 

[feeeriek]

Now all thats left for me to fuck up is my homelife.

yay.

 

[impressive]

You are such a fucking annoyance.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Someone slow me down.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*sighs* I think you missed the whole point of the conversation.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I am going to have to get a set of Ben wa balls. They sound very subtle.

 

[fieryjen]

How do you call the sounds that a chicken makes?

 

[Tarakin]

Now all thats left for me to fuck up is my homelife.

yay.

 

[Tarakin]

How do you call the sounds that a chicken makes?

Gackern. But that's how the german chickens talk...

 

[Vermilion]

How do you call the sounds that a chicken makes?

clucks or clucking. OK?

 

[Vermilion]

Gackern. But that's how the german chickens talk...

She's German too... I think she needed the English word

 

[Vermilion]

I am going to have to get a set of Ben wa balls. They sound very subtle.

I was looking at those a while ago...

They're on my 'to buy' list

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[RedHairedandFriendly]

I am going to have to get a set of Ben wa balls. They sound very subtle.

I have some. They didn't do much for me. But maybe I'm just odd.