Isolated Blurt Thread

[Misty_Morning]

Right, im either about to put someone on ignore for the first time, or av's are gonna have to go. I may be biased, but that is fucking disgusting.

I told you that before...remember?

 

[Vermilion]

making yourself sick is not a useful way to regain control in your life Vermilion.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I told you that before...remember?

Yes, but back then it didnt infiltrate highly visited threads! *grr*

 

[RogueLurker]

ah ... the drama - I suppose that's what it all comes down to. i suppose it's the modern version of coming down with the vapours.

 

[cloudy]

ah ... the drama - I suppose that's what it all comes down to. i suppose it's the modern version of coming down with the vapours.

You just have to learn to faint prettily, and you're set.

 

[RogueLurker]

You just have to learn to faint prettily, and you're set.

*swoon* <thunk>

ouch

I rarely do anything "prettily".


ah well, ya know what the cure for the vapours was don't you?

 

[cloudy]

*swoon* <thunk>

ouch

I rarely do anything "prettily".


ah well, ya know what the cure for the vapours was don't you?

Vicks Vaporub.

 

[RogueLurker]

Vicks Vaporub.

ick ... definitely not what I was thinking.

something much better - "Patients diagnosed with female hysteria would sometimes undergo "pelvic massage" — manual stimulation of the woman's genitals by the doctor to "hysterical paroxysm"which is now recognized as orgasm" Personally, I'd forego the doctor ... especially if they looked like Freud.

 

[cloudy]

ick ... definitely not what I was thinking.

something much better - "Patients diagnosed with female hysteria would sometimes undergo "pelvic massage" — manual stimulation of the woman's genitals by the doctor to "hysterical paroxysm"which is now recognized as orgasm" Personally, I'd forego the doctor ... especially if they looked like Freud.

Freud....ewwww.

I rather like becoming "hysterical."

 

[RogueLurker]

Freud....ewwww.

I rather like becoming "hysterical."

bah ... you get vicks vaporub ... I get pelvic massages.

 

[FatDino]

bah ... you get vicks vaporub ... I get pelvic massages.

Can I perform the rub and the massage?

 

[RogueLurker]

Can I perform the rub and the massage?

you aren't coming near me with vicks on your fingers.

 

[FatDino]

you aren't coming near me with vicks on your fingers.

That's easy. I'll just do you first. I mean, the massage for you first.

 

[RogueLurker]

That's easy. I'll just do you first. I mean, the massage for you first.

it is strictly medicinal, of course

 

[FatDino]

it is strictly medicinal, of course

Of course. You'll feel very good afterwards.

 

[RogueLurker]

Of course. You'll feel very good afterwards.

heh ... I think I'll be in need of long term therapy.

 

[FatDino]

heh ... I think I'll be in need of long term therapy.

No problem, you will certainly be on my VIP list.

 

[RogueLurker]

No problem, you will certainly be on my VIP list.

VIP list? You setting up an urgent care vapours clinic? Will the provincial health insurance cover that?

 

[starrkers]

Too insufferable to be serious, too damned repetitive to be a joke. What gives?

Intellectual minnow who usually hangs in a pond of amoeba

Thanks all for kind thoughts.

Blurt: why do these things happen when I'm skint??

 

[FatDino]

VIP list? You setting up an urgent care vapours clinic? Will the provincial health insurance cover that?

Oh, you don't have to worry about that. For VIP patients, $4.00 for each breast massage and totally free on pelvic massages, which I think is the one you're getting.

 

[deathlynx]

Blurt: why do these things happen when I'm skint??

Lol!!! I was watching Gilmore Girls earlier (yeah, a guilty pleasure) and was introduced to that word durring the episode!

 

[RogueLurker]

Too insufferable to be serious, too damned repetitive to be a joke. What gives?

oh! oh! oh! (Horshack impressions don't work on the Internet very well). I know who that is!

 

[RogueLurker]

Oh, you don't have to worry about that. For VIP patients, $4.00 for each breast massage and totally free on pelvic massages, which I think is the one you're getting.

you'll go out of business that way - and develop carpal tunnel.

 

[FatDino]

you'll go out of business that way - and develop carpal tunnel.

No, I won't. Not that many people can get on my VIP list, and I charge BIG on the others.

 

[starrkers]

Oh for fuck's sake! Do you have to argue about EVERYTHING? No wonder people here can't stand you!