Isolated Blurt Thread

[scheherazade_79]

(Unrelated to stir fries)

... Zade, sometimes you do so much better when you just shut the fuck up

 

[TxRad]

Ok..... Three hours writing, 3000+ words..... Great idea and the characters are coming along great....

So what's the problem, why am I sitting here pulling my hair out..... I'm brain dead on the name of that toy...... I've been saving it for just the right set of characters.... Now they are here and I can't remember the name of the damned thing.

I know who has one but they are fast asleep and would kill me if I called.....

Ok, one end fits in the vagina and it's curved so the front part rides against the clit and then it bends so the long part is used for a dildo to fuck someone else. It looks kind of like a bent question mark......

Help!!!!!!!

 

[damppanties]

<snippety-snip>

Or if you really want to go for it, you could say you've had a vaginal prolapse.

!

~ ~ ~
sigh.

 

[damppanties]

Ok..... Three hours writing, 3000+ words..... Great idea and the characters are coming along great....

So what's the problem, why am I sitting here pulling my hair out..... I'm brain dead on the name of that toy...... I've been saving it for just the right set of characters.... Now they are here and I can't remember the name of the damned thing.

I know who has one but they are fast asleep and would kill me if I called.....

Ok, one end fits in the vagina and it's curved so the front part rides against the clit and then it bends so the long part is used for a dildo to fuck someone else. It looks kind of like a bent question mark......

Help!!!!!!!

Um... write 'question mark' there and then fill it in later when you can ask for the name? That's what find and replace is for.

 

[tolthain]

loving you brings pain, much pain, when will i learn

 

[FatDino]

Oh God, I just told someone that the US was in Europe!

My brain needs to get smacked.

 

[feeeriek]

Oh God, I just told someone that the US was in Europe!

My brain needs to get smacked.

*smack*

 

[FatDino]

*smack*

. .

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I feel tingly on the outside with warm molasses rolling around on the inside.

It's delish.

 

[Dontgiveup]

The wind went suddenly silent

 

[Guest]

i need to scream

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

The first person who comes up to me, in real life and says "wanna fuck?" is going to get a resounding "yes!"

 

[sophia jane]

I'm wearing pretty panties.

 

[Vermilion]

The first person who comes up to me, in real life and says "wanna fuck?" is going to get a resounding "yes!"

does that happen to you often...?
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[Vermilion]

Ok..... Three hours writing, 3000+ words..... Great idea and the characters are coming along great....

So what's the problem, why am I sitting here pulling my hair out..... I'm brain dead on the name of that toy...... I've been saving it for just the right set of characters.... Now they are here and I can't remember the name of the damned thing.

I know who has one but they are fast asleep and would kill me if I called.....

Ok, one end fits in the vagina and it's curved so the front part rides against the clit and then it bends so the long part is used for a dildo to fuck someone else. It looks kind of like a bent question mark......

Help!!!!!!!

Double penetrating dildo?

Alternatively do as Dampy suggested, put a ? in and find/replace later
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[Chantilyvamp]

i need to scream

The first person who comes up to me, in real life and says "wanna fuck?" is going to get a resounding "yes!"

and where do you live Ok I've got to stop being so slutty today.

 

[Vermilion]

... I can now add another year's no claims to my car insurance... so why the hell as the price gone up?

Fucking daylight robbery.

I'm probably paying for all the toerags that zoom around in their suped-up fiestas without insurance.

This sucks.

Just build more jails and lock them up for driving without insurance. Make them do hard labour to cover the costs of their uninsured accidents, because I don't see why the hell I should have to pay for them.

Switch suppliers.
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[FatDino]

I need to stop putting too much hot sauce in my food.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

does that happen to you often...?
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SO far, its happened once, and I said no that one time. I'm such a fool.

And where do you live?

For you, just call me from the airport

 

[BlackShanglan]

I recognize that if we ignore it, it will go away, but is there any way to ignore it harder?

 

[damppanties]

I recognize that if we ignore it, it will go away, but is there any way to ignore it harder?

Hit it at 100 miles per hour and then reverse over it, then go back over it and then ignore it?

 

[impressive]

I'm so glad I'm IMPulsive.

 

[Belegon]

No, I don't want to speak to you about our lord and savior en espanol... and certainly not in front of my child. It's best he not hear my opinion of you at this point...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ok..... Three hours writing, 3000+ words..... Great idea and the characters are coming along great....

So what's the problem, why am I sitting here pulling my hair out..... I'm brain dead on the name of that toy...... I've been saving it for just the right set of characters.... Now they are here and I can't remember the name of the damned thing.

I know who has one but they are fast asleep and would kill me if I called.....

Ok, one end fits in the vagina and it's curved so the front part rides against the clit and then it bends so the long part is used for a dildo to fuck someone else. It looks kind of like a bent question mark......

Help!!!!!!!

feeldoe ?

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

You trying to get off work?

Dude, you need lessons.

Lesson 1: When fabricating an illness / complaint, choose something embarrassing so that no one will feel the need to question it.

Explosive diarrhoea is always a good one, followed by: "... and at the moment I really can't be away from a toilet more than 5 minutes at a time."

If your boss is male, crippling period pains and a super-heavy flow do the trick.

Cystitis is also quite useful, as it required frequent trips to the toilet.

A ear infection could make you so dizzy that you're incapable of standing. To give it extra punch in the grossness factor, you could also say that your ear is oozing pus.

You could also have an ingrowing toenail that's become infected... and is oozing pus.

Or if you really want to go for it, you could say you've had a vaginal prolapse.

Good luck

OMG, you are a bloody virtuoso at this game!