Isolated Blurt Thread

[McKenna]

love the av McK

Awww, thank you.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

love the av McK

I love the av, and the user title: "Life is good."

 

[FatDino]

Your avatar represents one of my all-time favorite games.

Your av makes me feel calm and mellow.

 

[sophia jane]

My summer break is officially over and my senior year starts tomorrow. Scary!

 

[McKenna]

I love the av, and the user title: "Life is good."

right back atchya!

Your av makes me feel calm and mellow.

Me too, that's precisely why I chose it. It's like getting high, without the smoke and choking.

My summer break is officially over and my senior year starts tomorrow. Scary!

Woo hoo! One more year! Congrats, SJ. You've come a long way.

 

[FatDino]

Me too, that's precisely why I chose it. It's like getting high, without the smoke and choking.

I must say, it's a very good choice.

~~~

Why can't I sleep?

 

[Trombonus]

I must say, it's a very good choice.

~~~

Why can't I sleep?

I...uh...have no idea *shifty eyes*

 

[FatDino]

I...uh...have no idea *shifty eyes*

It was you, wasn't it? The one who put bed bugs in my bed to keep me from sleeping?

 

[Trombonus]

It was you, wasn't it? The one who put bed bugs in my bed to keep me from sleeping?

I can neither confirm or deny that.

 

[FatDino]

I can neither confirm or deny that.

That's it. I'll try you - take you to court, had to explain cuz this is Lit after all - in my dreams tonight. That's assuming I can sleep.

 

[Trombonus]

That's it. I'll try you - take you to court, had to explain cuz this is Lit after all - in my dreams tonight. That's assuming I can sleep.

Fine, but I'm going to imagine Phoenix Wright is my attorney.

http://www.anaitgames.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/phoenix%20wright.jpg

 

[FatDino]

Fine, but I'm going to imagine Phoenix Wright is my attorney.

http://www.anaitgames.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/phoenix%20wright.jpg

Imagine away, it's my dream after all. I make up all the rules.

On that note, I'm off to try that sleep thing again. Night, Trom. Night, Lit.

 

[Trombonus]

Imagine away, it's my dream after all. I make up all the rules.

On that note, I'm off to try that sleep thing again. Night, Trom. Night, Lit.

Good luck with that. *evil snicker*

Think I might try and do the same, or at least lie in bed watching TV and playing Pokemon at the same time.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

food poisoning or fever?

food poisoning is too close to gastric flu...which is what i said about 6 weeks ago...hmmm.

can't do Migraine...

fever...right...ok...*wiki's to find out what kind of temperature is considered fever*

mention:

started on saturday, seemed to get better thought i'd be ok.
can't keep food down, tried milk, didn't work.
have the chills but my temperature is *___* high...
am alone in the house, am unable to get to a doctor on my own, but talked to my cuz who is a Dr. he said to drink lots of water based fluids and eat light...

hmmm what else?

hmmm...

i dont like my job anyway...

 

[scheherazade_79]

food poisoning or fever?

food poisoning is too close to gastric flu...which is what i said about 6 weeks ago...hmmm.

can't do Migraine...

fever...right...ok...*wiki's to find out what kind of temperature is considered fever*

mention:

started on saturday, seemed to get better thought i'd be ok.
can't keep food down, tried milk, didn't work.
have the chills but my temperature is *___* high...
am alone in the house, am unable to get to a doctor on my own, but talked to my cuz who is a Dr. he said to drink lots of water based fluids and eat light...

hmmm what else?

hmmm...

i dont like my job anyway...

You trying to get off work?

Dude, you need lessons.

Lesson 1: When fabricating an illness / complaint, choose something embarrassing so that no one will feel the need to question it.

Explosive diarrhoea is always a good one, followed by: "... and at the moment I really can't be away from a toilet more than 5 minutes at a time."

If your boss is male, crippling period pains and a super-heavy flow do the trick.

Cystitis is also quite useful, as it required frequent trips to the toilet.

A ear infection could make you so dizzy that you're incapable of standing. To give it extra punch in the grossness factor, you could also say that your ear is oozing pus.

You could also have an ingrowing toenail that's become infected... and is oozing pus.

Or if you really want to go for it, you could say you've had a vaginal prolapse.

Good luck

 

[scheherazade_79]

I think I'll have moussaka for breakfast

 

[Guest]

ya now i love my kids but sometimes i really wish they had volume buttons.

 

[scheherazade_79]

ya now i love my kids but sometimes i really wish they had volume buttons.

Tell them that Vana's gone crazy and she's lurking outside with an axe. And if she hears them, then she'll come inside and chop everyone up and put them in a wok and make the stir-fry to end all stir-fries...

 

[Guest]

Tell them that Vana's gone crazy and she's lurking outside with an axe. And if she hears them, then she'll come inside and chop everyone up and put them in a wok and make the stir-fry to end all stir-fries...

 

[scheherazade_79]

What?

And if they hate something like garlic, you could tell them that Vana will cook them with a whole heap of garlic in the wok.

 

[Guest]

What?

And if they hate something like garlic, you could tell them that Vana will cook them with a whole heap of garlic in the wok.

too early in the morning for murderous thoughts.

 

[scheherazade_79]

too early in the morning for murderous thoughts.

Never too early for food, though...

 

[scheherazade_79]

... I can now add another year's no claims to my car insurance... so why the hell as the price gone up?

Fucking daylight robbery.

I'm probably paying for all the toerags that zoom around in their suped-up fiestas without insurance.

This sucks.

Just build more jails and lock them up for driving without insurance. Make them do hard labour to cover the costs of their uninsured accidents, because I don't see why the hell I should have to pay for them.

 

[Guest]

i feel sick

 

[scheherazade_79]

i feel sick

No stir fry for you, then?