Isolated Blurt Thread

[Chantilyvamp]

I feel so lazy today. Anyone volunteers to type out my thoughts for me? Anyone? I'll let you snuggle.

Anyone?

Just snuggle? And with that av to remind me of the episode of L word I got to watch

 

[damppanties]

A that you love. *shrug*

And I'll have you know that typing out my thoughts will be a fun experience.

True.

And I'll settle for reading the typed out thoughts later. I'm lazy too. And I get to read them later anyway.

 

[FatDino]

Just snuggle? And with that av to remind me of the episode of L word I got to watch

Oh...oh...Shane...*swoons*

Well, I posted only snuggle because I didn't want to create a horrid alert...

 

[FatDino]

True.

And I'll settle for reading the typed out thoughts later. I'm lazy too. And I get to read them later anyway.

Pfft. Such...such...haughtiness.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Oh...oh...Shane...*swoons*

Well, I posted only snuggle because I didn't want to create a horrid alert...

I think I might be daft today... ????

 

[scheherazade_79]

The sun rises in the Empire of Zade

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I'm starving

 

[Guest]

I'm starving

mustbe something in the water cause so am i

 

[FatDino]

I'm starving

Me too.

 

[damppanties]

In a house of six children, I hate it when there are thumps that sound like a body is falling. Makes my heart leap up into my throat. I swear these are what started the nightmares related to this.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

The sun rises in the Empire of Zade

I tremble before your power and greatness, o Khan-esse.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I was smelling all lush-ified, now i smell of chicken curry.

I also burnt myself while cooking said chicken curry

I was stirring and some of the masala sauce splatted out at me and landed on the back of my hand. *owwwie* so i out ice on it, and im so glad i bought that aloe cream after my last burn incident... speaking of, my tummy is burn free now

~~~

oh fuck...i forgot my pill...*runs to get it*

 

[Remec]

oh fuck...i forgot my pill...*runs to get it*

Oh crap, forgot again, myself....*muttering to self under breath*
*scurrying off to the kitchen as well*

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Oh crap, forgot again, myself....*muttering to self under breath*
*scurrying off to the kitchen as well*

*hehe* cuteness...

I am now protected if i intend on having sex with a man...i wont get pregnant...

well...i needn't worry, im not about to have sex with a man...*snicker*

 

[FatDino]

*hehe* cuteness...

I am now protected if i intend on having sex with a man...i wont get pregnant...

well...i needn't worry, im not about to have sex with a man...*snicker*

Grace: "Before we get the business going, I have to ask if your penis-shaped equipment is detachable."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Grace: "Without using a knife or any cutting instrument."

Man: "It is detachable."

Grace: "I need boobies, too."

Man: "You need not to worry, I have them all buffed up."

Grace: "Then I guess you're eligible."

15 minutes later...

Grace: "Let's take that penis off you."

Man: "Why?"

Grace: "Cuz I don't have sex with men."

Man: "Too late."

~~~

*runs and hides behind Dampy*

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Grace: "Before we get the business going, I have to ask if your penis-shaped equipment is detachable."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Grace: "Without using a knife or any cutting instrument."

Man: "It is detachable."

Grace: "I need boobies, too."

Man: "You need not to worry, I have them all buffed up."

Grace: "Then I guess you're eligible."

15 minutes later...

Grace: "Let's take that penis off you."

Man: "Why?"

Grace: "Cuz I don't have sex with men."

Man: "Too late."

~~~

*runs and hides behind Dampy*

you're terrible.

 

[FatDino]

you're terrible.

I'm writing.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I'm writing.

good to hear i wish i was...

 

[FatDino]

good to hear i wish i was...

Trust me, I'd do the revising and resit for you if I could.

 

[Remec]

*hehe* cuteness...

I am now protected if i intend on having sex with a man...i wont get pregnant...

well...i needn't worry, im not about to have sex with a man...*snicker*

Not about as in not this second?

Mine weren't for anything potentially fun, just high BP and neuropathy meds.

 

[Remec]

good to hear i wish i was...

Me too. I'd give it a shot, but I have PBS Kids playing in the background and, Lady Aberlin not withstanding, it's a little disconcerting to try and come up with stuff when Mr Rogers is on.

 

[Trombonus]

I think I might actually need a pen name.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I think I might actually need a pen name.

something with a transformer feel to it? I need that movie to ocme out on dvd like now

 

[Trombonus]

something with a transformer feel to it? I need that movie to ocme out on dvd like now

You and me both. Ok, so I guess Witwicky would be my last name.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

You and me both. Ok, so I guess Witwicky would be my last name.

ok whats your favorite car? mabye take that and paly with the name and get a first name from it.