Isolated Blurt Thread

[The_Darkness]

Are you seriously trying to talk to me after almost 2 years and pretend that nothing happened? How pathetic.

I'm sorry man. Like I said before...it was completely innocent. The frosting, the three clowns, the tricycle.....things just got out of hand. I mean, I know you walked in when the Penguin was just warming up...and the seals.....you just saw the worst of it, honestly. I still have trouble explaining away the 55-gallon drum of baby oil, but, seriously, can't we put that all aside? Please?

 

[feeeriek]

Please let her be ok.

 

[Trombonus]

I'm sorry man. Like I said before...it was completely innocent. The frosting, the three clowns, the tricycle.....things just got out of hand. I mean, I know you walked in when the Penguin was just warming up...and the seals.....you just saw the worst of it, honestly. I still have trouble explaining away the 55-gallon drum of baby oil, but, seriously, can't we put that all aside? Please?

That was totally traumatic for me! Honestly I didn't care about the clowns, but those poor animals! And I still have no idea how you did that thing with the tricycle. I was in therapy everyday for a year after that! I still can't go to Sea World without cringing.

 

[The_Darkness]

That was totally traumatic for me! Honestly I didn't care about the clowns, but those poor animals! And I still have no idea how you did that thing with the tricycle. I was in therapy everyday for a year after that! I still can't go to Sea World without cringing.

And you have no idea how badly I feel about that! The seals were just practicing though, honestly! And who knew they could do that thing with their flippers and whiskers!

If there was anything I could do to make it up....anything at all....

 

[Trombonus]

And you have no idea how badly I feel about that! The seals were just practicing though, honestly! And who knew they could do that thing with their flippers and whiskers!

If there was anything I could do to make it up....anything at all....

Well, maybe if you can get that damned clown to stop calling me! I HATE HATE HATE CLOWNS!!!!! Tell him no, I don't want to join in next time.

 

[The_Darkness]

Well, maybe if you can get that damned clown to stop calling me! I HATE HATE HATE CLOWNS!!!!! Tell him no, I don't want to join in next time.

Is it the one that did the thing.....with the cycle? Or was it the one with the trained monkey?

 

[Trombonus]

Is it the one that did the thing.....with the cycle? Or was it the one with the trained monkey?

Actually I think it was the one with the Elephant. *shivers*

 

[The_Darkness]

Actually I think it was the one with the Elephant. *shivers*

Oh yeah. Blinky. Man, as soon as I figure out where that eye patch comes from, I'll see what I can do *shudder*

Last time he came over I ended up cradling my knees and rocking in a corner whispering "Daddy, make the bad man stop" over and over again for a couple of hours after he left.

 

[Trombonus]

Oh yeah. Blinky. Man, as soon as I figure out where that eye patch comes from, I'll see what I can do *shudder*

Last time he came over I ended up cradling my knees and rocking in a corner whispering "Daddy, make the bad man stop" over and over again for a couple of hours after he left.

Fucking clowns.

 

[The_Darkness]

Fucking clowns.

AHH! Don't say those two words together like that....

The horror....HORROR!

 

[Trombonus]

AHH! Don't say those two words together like that....

The horror....HORROR!

Oh God you're right! *smacks forehead and tries desperately to get the visual out of his head*

 

[The_Darkness]

Oh God you're right! *smacks forehead and tries desperately to get the visual out of his head*

Unless they're hot clowns. Lesbian clowns. With Balloon "animals."

 

[Trombonus]

Unless they're hot clowns. Lesbian clowns. With Balloon "animals."

Granted, but then how many hot clowns do you know of?

 

[The_Darkness]

Granted, but then how many hot clowns do you know of?

Hmm. Good point.

Speaking of penguins, what about hot nuns?

 

[Trombonus]

Hmm. Good point.

Speaking of penguins, what about hot nuns?

Hot nuns are made ten times hotter because of the fact that they're off limits.

 

[The_Darkness]

Hot nuns are made ten times hotter because of the fact that they're off limits.

Maybe in your world, buddy, maybe in your world.

I call it a test of faith....they can call it whatever they want.

 

[Trombonus]

Maybe in your world, buddy, maybe in your world.

I call it a test of faith....they can call it whatever they want.

Touche

 

[MagicaPractica]

And you have no idea how badly I feel about that! The seals were just practicing though, honestly! And who knew they could do that thing with their flippers and whiskers!

If there was anything I could do to make it up....anything at all....

Psst... Trom... Ask for a plane ticket

 

[Trombonus]

Psst... Trom... Ask for a plane ticket

Oooh good call

*ahem* Uh Dark...you know if you really want to make it up to me you could get a plane ticket to New York for me.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Because there are people who shop at Cabelas, and people who shop at REI. You are a man who shops at Cabelas. I am a woman who shops at REI. That's why.

Steak and tofu. Cheeseburgers and granola. Ying and Yang.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Papers, I gotta remember to buy papers.

Oh, that brings back memories . . .

"You got papers?"

"No - I got a pipe."

 

[McKenna]

Steak and tofu. Cheeseburgers and granola. Ying and Yang.

You speak my language. Your kung fu is strong.

 

[McKenna]

I'm sorry man. Like I said before...it was completely innocent. The frosting, the three clowns, the tricycle.....things just got out of hand. I mean, I know you walked in when the Penguin was just warming up...and the seals.....you just saw the worst of it, honestly. I still have trouble explaining away the 55-gallon drum of baby oil, but, seriously, can't we put that all aside? Please?

That was totally traumatic for me! Honestly I didn't care about the clowns, but those poor animals! And I still have no idea how you did that thing with the tricycle. I was in therapy everyday for a year after that! I still can't go to Sea World without cringing.

You two make me laugh.

 

[The_Darkness]

Oooh good call

*ahem* Uh Dark...you know if you really want to make it up to me you could get a plane ticket to New York for me.

Okay, so when I said "anything" I meant anything involving little to no effort on my part, and not an outlay of cash.

Come to think of it, if there's anything I can do for you that would demand payment....

I don't suppose you have a paintball gun you'd like modified? Maybe a nice picture you'd like painted?

 

[Trombonus]

You two make me laugh.

That's what I do.