Isolated Blurt Thread

[Chantilyvamp]

wher's the body?

lol, well I have no doubt there might be one as I'm digging along at a good pace and wham hit something. In one area I had put spade in 2 inches and found a bloody fucking pipe that they have not followed regulations. Had we got that tiller to do the job then the mess that would have been caused makes me cringe to no end. So work has stopped till we find where the pipe goes

 

[Chantilyvamp]

mmmm

I have discovered new chocolate. Tescos Finest dark chocolate with either orange pieces or crystallised ginger pieces. I'm eating the ginger chocolate now and Oh. My. God. yuuuuuuuuuuum!

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Mmmmmm...those are lovely, have some for me

 

[Adi87]

mmmm

I have discovered new chocolate. Tescos Finest dark chocolate with either orange pieces or crystallised ginger pieces. I'm eating the ginger chocolate now and Oh. My. God. yuuuuuuuuuuum!

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I'll just have to sit here and hear you eating that... or, I could have a mars bar.

Hi Mils, how are you today?

 

[Guest]

lol, well I have no doubt there might be one as I'm digging along at a good pace and wham hit something. In one area I had put spade in 2 inches and found a bloody fucking pipe that they have not followed regulations. Had we got that tiller to do the job then the mess that would have been caused makes me cringe to no end. So work has stopped till we find where the pipe goes

 

[Adi87]

lol, well I have no doubt there might be one as I'm digging along at a good pace and wham hit something. In one area I had put spade in 2 inches and found a bloody fucking pipe that they have not followed regulations. Had we got that tiller to do the job then the mess that would have been caused makes me cringe to no end. So work has stopped till we find where the pipe goes

well, you could make that time useful for something nau... errrm something else.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

well, you could make that time useful for something nau... errrm something else.

lol, naughty has to wait till kiddie is in bed. I guess I'll do housework

 

[Adi87]

lol, naughty has to wait till kiddie is in bed. I guess I'll do housework

You have a for doing housework? Housework does mean what I'm thinking, right?

 

[Chantilyvamp]

You have a for doing housework? Housework does mean what I'm thinking, right?

yep, but i'm grinning because in the middle I think I might let the little one make cakes. Safer inside since outside if she gets wet or messy she tends to strip. Which she did this morning and these people were laughing and I turned around and there she stood in her panties. *lmao*

So i put her in shorts, then at one point i turn around to see how shes getting on with her tub of water and her boats and shes taken her bucket to the side and (she didnt tell me she had to go) and shes trying to make it into a potty and has stripped and getting ready to sit down. So I grab her and run inside as quick as I can and try to explain one more time she needs to keep her clothes on outside and tell me when she needs to go.

 

[Adi87]

yep, but i'm grinning because in the middle I think I might let the little one make cakes. Safer inside since outside if she gets wet or messy she tends to strip. Which she did this morning and these people were laughing and I turned around and there she stood in her panties. *lmao*

So i put her in shorts, then at one point i turn around to see how shes getting on with her tub of water and her boats and shes taken her bucket to the side and (she didnt tell me she had to go) and shes trying to make it into a potty and has stripped and getting ready to sit down. So I grab her and run inside as quick as I can and try to explain one more time she needs to keep her clothes on outside and tell me when she needs to go.

I'm soryy but I cannot stop laughing...

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I'm soryy but I cannot stop laughing...

neither can i thinking about it, thats why housework doesnt seem so bad today cos i'm sure she has more antics in store thats going to have me trying to hide laughing.

 

[Adi87]

neither can i thinking about it, thats why housework doesnt seem so bad today cos i'm sure she has more antics in store thats going to have me trying to hide laughing.

Don't you dare keep em' all to yourself...

 

[Guest]

yep, but i'm grinning because in the middle I think I might let the little one make cakes. Safer inside since outside if she gets wet or messy she tends to strip. Which she did this morning and these people were laughing and I turned around and there she stood in her panties. *lmao*

So i put her in shorts, then at one point i turn around to see how shes getting on with her tub of water and her boats and shes taken her bucket to the side and (she didnt tell me she had to go) and shes trying to make it into a potty and has stripped and getting ready to sit down. So I grab her and run inside as quick as I can and try to explain one more time she needs to keep her clothes on outside and tell me when she needs to go.

*snicker*

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

They're sore owie

 

[Vermilion]

I'll just have to sit here and hear you eating that... or, I could have a mars bar.

Hi Mils, how are you today?

Pfft. Mars Bar... doesn;t even compare in terms of chocolate.


I'm fine thanks. tired, even after 10 and a half hours sleep. Yikes. Oh well, easy does it. Today I make chicken pie
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[Adi87]

Pfft. Mars Bar... doesn;t even compare in terms of chocolate.


I'm fine thanks. tired, even after 10 and a half hours. Yikes. Oh well, easy does it. Today I make chicken pie
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I know... but thats the best chocolate that I have with me atm and it's not that bad.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Don't you dare keep em' all to yourself...

lmao, well that did not take long. I go to make her lunch and hear 'mimi messy help'. Go in and find her daddy has left a very large bar of dark chocolate on his table and shes covered , face and hands and shirt, from little hot hands melting it and its nibbled all over. *giggles* And I must say the grin on her face has melted me and she didnt get in trouble. Sides not her fault he left it there. lol, thats was all of 6 minutes out of the room

 

[Adi87]

lmao, well that did not take long. I go to make her lunch and hear 'mimi messy help'. Go in and find her daddy has left a very large bar of dark chocolate on his table and shes covered , face and hands and shirt, from little hot hands melting it and its nibbled all over. *giggles* And I must say the grin on her face has melted me and she didnt get in trouble. Sides not her fault he left it there. lol, thats was all of 6 minutes out of the room

Your little girl is just too sweet.

'mimi messy help' =>

 

[cloudy]

lmao, well that did not take long. I go to make her lunch and hear 'mimi messy help'. Go in and find her daddy has left a very large bar of dark chocolate on his table and shes covered , face and hands and shirt, from little hot hands melting it and its nibbled all over. *giggles* And I must say the grin on her face has melted me and she didnt get in trouble. Sides not her fault he left it there. lol, thats was all of 6 minutes out of the room

The best ones are when you hear a very quiet "uh-oh."

Spawn was about two, I guess, and he got very quiet in his room. I go back to check on him and somehow he's pried the lid off a jumbo-sized bottle of baby powder that was damn near full, but is empty now.

Wine-colored carpet+baby powder is bad....really bad.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

The best ones are when you hear a very quiet "uh-oh."

Spawn was about two, I guess, and he got very quiet in his room. I go back to check on him and somehow he's pried the lid off a jumbo-sized bottle of baby powder that was damn near full, but is empty now.

Wine-colored carpet+baby powder is bad....really bad.

Oh I can just imagine the cleanup on that!

 

[starrkers]

Oh I can just imagine the cleanup on that!

My personal favourite was the phone call I got at work from SO. "How do you get red lipstick off?"
"Off what?"
"Ummm, her face."
"How thick is it?"
"Umm, about half an inch."

She was about 2 at the time.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

My personal favourite was the phone call I got at work from SO. "How do you get red lipstick off?"
"Off what?"
"Ummm, her face."
"How thick is it?"
"Umm, about half an inch."

She was about 2 at the time.

lol that is very cute and very hard to clean off!

 

[SensualCealy]

Hubby was watching our then 2ish son while I went out for a short time, likely to get groceries or something I cant remember. Anyway, when I got home, hubby was laying on the couch, son was still in the tub, but had managed to CLIMB the storage shelf we use to keep everything on in the bathroom. You know keeping everything up high so little ones cant get it, ya right!

He had dumped 6 bottles of hubby's colgne, baby oil, Q-tips, potpouri, and God knows what else in with him. He obviously was a good climber and hubby didn't hear him do it.

I asked Hubby, how he could not hear him climbing and dumping all that stuff in there, and he had no answer for me. He was positive that he could see him from the couch, which he could, but you have to keep your eyes open to actually be able to see him! lol

Lucky for sure, only problem, he smelled like a hooker on a long weekend!
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[English Lady]

I'm going to believe he didn't mean it the way it sounded to me or I'd cry.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I'm going to believe he didn't mean it the way it sounded to me or I'd cry.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I'm going to believe he didn't mean it the way it sounded to me or I'd cry.

I think I'd have to ask, "What did you mean by that?" It's often not as bad as I think.