Isolated Blurt Thread

[CeriseNoire]

Here I am, my bottle empty, and I'm alternating between hiccups and burps. That's never happened before. Embarrassing.

 

[elsol]

Here I am, my bottle empty, and I'm alternating between hiccups and burps. That's never happened before. Embarrassing.

Better than hiccups and farts.

 

[CeriseNoire]

Better than hiccups and farts.

Lol. That would indeed be much more embarrassing.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm a bad horsey. Bad!

Damnit.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

In America they were called tubes, and in England the were known as valves, and thats why on schematics, tubes were refrerred to as V1, V2, V3A, etc....

 

[FazilKotuk]

I should be more envious of your talents, but I prefer to enjoy the company of such fine authors. Besides, I haven't done so bad myself, and will get published some time this year, I think.

 

[Guest]

my eyes hurt

 

[scheherazade_79]

my eyes hurt

I told you you'd end up going blind...

 

[FatDino]

Phone numbers should never be given to people who can't work out time zone differences.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I'm high on Madonna.

 

[damppanties]

Phone numbers should never be given to people who can't work out time zone differences.

I... can't. Usually.

 

[FatDino]

I... can't. Usually.

Right. But you don't call me at 5 in the morning...my time.

 

[Guest]

I'm high on Madonna.

*groans*

 

[FazilKotuk]

Am I the only one who gets chills (the good kind, I mean) just from reading some things that Red and Vana write? Seriously.....

 

[Guest]

Am I the only one who gets chills (the good kind, I mean) just from reading some things that Red and Vana write? Seriously.....

write as in post or submitted stuff?

i get chills just thinking about them

 

[scheherazade_79]

Sweet Jesus, mother of God!

I just stood on an electrical plug, and I've only just stopped rolling around on the floor, gasping for breath

 

[Guest]

Sweet Jesus, mother of God!

I just stood on an electrical plug, and I've only just stopped rolling around on the floor, gasping for breath

god thats hot

 

[FatDino]

If I fall asleep at work today, I know just who I'd kill.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Hot? It was fucking agony I can think of better things to be rolling around on the floor gasping for breath over

 

[Misty_Morning]

deleted

 

[TxRad]

deleted

Uh.... I hope you weren't deleted.... we would all miss you....

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Blurt 1: my double wardrobe by the window smells of India. This probably has something to do with the fact that it is the cupboard that houses mine and my sis's Indian clothes

Blurt 2: Everytime i hear 'I like the way you move' by the bodyrockers, i think of my ex. Why? because she had it as her alarm tone on her Moto Rzr and it was so loud that when it woke us, i jumped everytime and twisted up my back, neck and fucked up my shoulder, everytime.

Blurt 3: and she wonders why i resent her?

 

[scheherazade_79]

Blurt 1: my double wardrobe by the window smells of India. This probably has something to do with the fact that it is the cupboard that houses mine and my sis's Indian clothes

Blurt 2: Everytime i hear 'I like the way you move' by the bodyrockers, i think of my ex. Why? because she had it as her alarm tone on her Moto Rzr and it was so loud that when it woke us, i humped everytime and twisted up my back, neck and fucked up my shoulder, everytime.

Blurt 3: and she wonders why i resent her?

You 'humped' everytime?

Hell! I want a copy of that song and I'll play it around you every time I see you!

 

[Misty_Morning]

Blurt 1: my double wardrobe by the window smells of India. This probably has something to do with the fact that it is the cupboard that houses mine and my sis's Indian clothes

Blurt 2: Everytime i hear 'I like the way you move' by the bodyrockers, i think of my ex. Why? because she had it as her alarm tone on her Moto Rzr and it was so loud that when it woke us, i humped everytime and twisted up my back, neck and fucked up my shoulder, everytime.

Blurt 3: and she wonders why i resent her?

Ain't you sposed to be studyin?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

You 'humped' everytime?

Hell! I want a copy of that song and I'll play it around you every time I see you!

shush you . when are you getting that damn flat and when are you showing me a mountain?