Isolated Blurt Thread

[kendo1]

There is something profoundly disturbing about the similarities in appearance between kitten chow and guinea pig shit.

You should have seen the bean paste filling for wraps my wife produced for Sunday lunch.

Tasty, but it looked like cat shit. Not a great winner with the kids, but it did cause some hilarity.

 

[rgraham666]

I think I may have fucked up, again.

Sigh.

 

[feeeriek]

I think I may have fucked up, again.

Sigh.

 

[Guest]

I think I may have fucked up, again.

Sigh.

*hugs*

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Lush cosmetics: £40

Art materials: £60

Designer sunglasses: £150




Driving your girlfriend into a frenzy before she has to go to work?

Priceless.

 

[FatDino]

Driving your girlfriend into a frenzy before she has to go to work?

Priceless.

Evil flaunting little bitch!

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Evil flaunting little bitch!

That wasnt neccesary.

 

[FatDino]

That wasnt neccesary.

I'm not in a good mood this morning, wanna wrestle?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I'm not in a good mood this morning, wanna wrestle?

So i see, and no unfortunaltey, need to clean the kitchen, will take a rain check.

(id wupp your ass though )

 

[FatDino]

So i see, and no unfortunaltey, need to clean the kitchen, will take a rain check.

(id wupp your ass though )

Chicken.

 

[maggot420]

Chicken.

I'll wrestle you.
I have a bad knee tho. And a bad shoulder. And a bad back. My ankle is a bit wonky too. Actually I don't think I could take you. I might not even give a good fight.

Tempted yet?

 

[FatDino]

I'll wrestle you.
I have a bad knee tho. And a bad shoulder. And a bad back. My ankle is a bit wonky too. Actually I don't think I could take you. I might not even give a good fight.

Tempted yet?

Now I don't want to wrestle you, I want to take you to the hospital.

 

[maggot420]

Now I don't want to wrestle you, I want to take you to the hospital.

Ok but I don't think its very romantic for a first date
The food isn't really that good although they do have an excellent chardonnay...Well, they did when I smuggled it in.

 

[FatDino]

Ok but I don't think its very romantic for a first date
The food isn't really that good although they do have an excellent chardonnay...Well, they did when I smuggled it in.

Who said it'd be a date?

 

[carsonshepherd]

helpless, helpless, helpless

 

[maggot420]

Who said it'd be a date?

I can read between the lines. It's all right. Don't you worry. You're not the first to fall for my irresistable Pepe Le Pew like charms. I'm not easy tho Mon Cherie. Well, I am but still...I'm thinking someplace with a little more atmosphere like say...a cemetery. What do you think? Picnic basket, oak casket and a bottle of wine.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I went up a bra size all of a sudden

Maybe I'm just getting Corporate Tits...

Hmmm - with some people I might be concerned about head-swelling, but you are definitely not the type. Tit-swelling never occurred to me.

 

[Trombonus]

What are you . . . sinking . . . about . . . ?

lol, my friends and I laughed at that for the better part of a year, and my best friend A still says that from time to time when I talk to him.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I think I may have fucked up, again.

Sigh.

*hugs loads* May it all be well gorgeous

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Proud of you, Baby.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Proud of you, Baby.

Me too.

 

[FatDino]

Lovebirds sighting!!!

 

[Dar~]

Lovebirds sighting!!!

Quick! Where's my BB gun!?!

 

[FatDino]

Quick! Where's my BB gun!?!

I thought we were gonna use bows???

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I thought we were gonna use bows???

are you trying to kill them?