Isolated Blurt Thread

[Samandiriel]

My tummy is huge.

so is mine, it keeps my ass company.

 

[Samandiriel]

You're the most beautiful woman I know.

You're just biased and I love you.

 

[FatDino]

so is mine, it keeps my ass company.

My ass should be accompanied by my breasts, not my tummy.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

You're just biased and I love you.

Did I mention how sexy you are? And that you absolutely do it for me in every possible way? I mean, really . . . you know how I react to you, baby.

 

[Samandiriel]

My ass should be accompanied by my breasts, not my tummy.

I like my breasts, its like........they are a part of me.

 

[Samandiriel]

Did I mention how sexy you are? And that you absolutely do it for me in every possible way? I mean, really . . . you know how I react to you, baby.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I like my breasts, its like........they are a part of me.

You're not the only one who likes your breasts . . .

And you have the most incredible eyes. And hands. I worship your hands.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*sigh*

I need the following:
good coffee
money
to get laid.


looks like I should start whoring myself out in front of Starbucks.

 

[The_Fool]

*sigh*

I need the following:
good coffee
money
to get laid.


looks like I should start whoring myself out in front of Starbucks.

Can you put out a schedule for those Starbucks you will be frequenting? I am sure that we might have a serious business discussion over a cup....

 

[Samandiriel]

Can you put out a schedule for those Starbucks you will be frequenting? I am sure that we might have a serious business discussion over a cup....

I think there's a poem in there somewhere or at least a punk band song.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Can you put out a schedule for those Starbucks you will be frequenting? I am sure that we might have a serious business discussion over a cup....

Okay, but be warned, I'm a size queen.

I need a grande.

 

[impressive]

My respect for you is declining by the second.

 

[scheherazade_79]

You're talking to the speed queen

Challenge away - I'll already be smoking by the time you get to the bottom. Just cos you're male, doesn't mean you have monopoly over these things

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I hate being so disorientated.

I havent even attempted checking my email.

Lunch didnt go so well earlier, im tentative about tempting fate with dinner. Especially if its indian, spices would be so bad right now.

My eyes sting

~~~

Damn im whiny...i just dont like this jetlag, its been 5 years since i last crossed time zones, but back then all i had to worry about was sleep, nowadays i have to account for days lost from an education POV, a work POV as well as whatever ive missed in my relationships with friends and partner etc etc...

arrrgh.

i am gonna be like this all weekend damnit.

 

[Guest]

I hate being so disorientated.

I havent even attempted checking my email.

Lunch didnt go so well earlier, im tentative about tempting fate with dinner. Especially if its indian, spices would be so bad right now.

My eyes sting

~~~

Damn im whiny...i just dont like this jetlag, its been 5 years since i last crossed time zones, but back then all i had to worry about was sleep, nowadays i have to account for days lost from an education POV, a work POV as well as whatever ive missed in my relationships with friends and partner etc etc...

arrrgh.

i am gonna be like this all weekend damnit.

 

[Trombonus]

Ok, catch up time...

Sam & Vana: I love you guys.

Sam & Dino: I love you guys.

OhMissScarlet: OMG that Av. You wicked thing you. Hope you get all that stuff you want.

Imp: *hugs*

Zade: Any man that would willingly challenge you to anything is crazy. I live thousands of miles away, and even I can tell that.

Grace: Missed you! Love you! Jet Lag sucks.

Oh, and one from me...

I get paid today!!! I'd almost forgotten what it was like to have money. And no mom, you wont be getting any of this one after what you did Tuesday night.

 

[The_Fool]

I think there's a poem in there somewhere or at least a punk band song.

or both.

 

[The_Fool]

Okay, but be warned, I'm a size queen.

I need a grande.

with or without the white stuff?

 

[The_Fool]

My respect for you is declining by the second.

Well, when it hits zero, it might match my own self-respect....

 

[impressive]

Those aren't obstacles. They're opportunities.

 

[rgraham666]

Enough! Enough!

You go on my ignore list and you stay there. No more second chances!

 

[McKenna]

Beautiful British Columbia. Yeah, Baby!

 

[CeriseNoire]

Five poems and five stories... could give the wrong impression.

 

[rgraham666]

Beautiful British Columbia. Yeah, Baby!

I lived there for three years. I agree.

Still I like Toronto better.

 

[Harry Leg]

It was a beautiful day...except for that brief torrential downpour and actually I didn't mind that at all. It was refreshing even...until I realized that I left my sun roof open....

my ass is wet