Isolated Blurt Thread

[Dar~]

Don't you mean lie back?

I would really like to introduce you to my bedroom

 

[FatDino]

I would really like to introduce you to my bedroom

I would like to be given a tour of your bathroom as well.

 

[Dar~]

I would like to be given a tour of your bathroom as well.

My sheets are a deep red and I have a red mink blanket that is satiny in texture. You would feel like the goddess you are lying on it.

 

[Dar~]

I need to go spend some time with my kiddos, so I am off for and hour and 20 minutes or so... see you soon.

 

[FatDino]

My sheets are a deep red and I have a red mink blanket that is satiny in texture. You would feel like the goddess you are lying on it.

You've officially got me.

eta: See ya soon

 

[maggot420]

It encountered a particularly intense gravitational field?

eddies in the space time continuum I expect...or it could just be that it was a tuesday. Sometimes that's all it takes.

 

[Guest]

dont wanna go ta work

 

[scheherazade_79]

dont wanna go ta work

then don't

you deserve a day off

 

[Guest]

then don't

you deserve a day off

wait........................................................

i am at work

 

[scheherazade_79]

wait........................................................

i am at work

I have an 'emergency' that requires your attendance straight away.

Want me to phone your boss, and explain why you won't be doing any more work today?

 

[Guest]

I have an 'emergency' that requires your attendance straight away.

Want me to phone your boss, and explain why you won't be doing any more work today?

dont have no boss babe. work for meself

 

[scheherazade_79]

dont have no boss babe. work for meself

Damn it. I wrote all that letter for nothing?

I'll redraft.

 

[damppanties]

*grin*

 

[FatDino]

La la la...I love the morning breeze.

 

[maggot420]

La la la...I love the morning breeze.

I love it too. It looks like a beautiful day in the neighbourhood.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I don't know what to do.

 

[impressive]

*grin*

Is it wrong of me to find the biggest "ouch" of that diatribe the part about sea lions mating?

 

[maggot420]

I don't know what to do.

That happens to me alot.
You should do the thing you're most afraid of doing. It almost never works out but its always interesting.
And you should probably avoid advice from me.

 

[carsonshepherd]

And you should probably avoid advice from me.

What makes you think I'd follow that advice?

 

[maggot420]

What makes you think I'd follow that advice?

That's just my standard disclaimer

 

[OhMissScarlett]

What makes you think I'd follow that advice?

there's no sharks to feed around here anyway.

 

[carsonshepherd]

there's no sharks to feed around here anyway.

I could've sworn I saw one in my bathtub...

 

[TxRad]

I could've sworn I saw one in my bathtub...

That was a periscope not a shark fin.....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I could've sworn I saw one in my bathtub...

*knocks*

"Candygram."

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I am really tired of everyone screwing up around me, and then complaining to me when they can't do their jobs without screwing up royally, and then crying to ME about, as if I am part of the problem.

And sometimes I'm the idot who makes an idiotic mistake and has to spend half of his idiotic day fixing idiotic problems and driving all around looking for his idiotic boss who doesn't know how to pick a suitable meeting place and instead makes it an idiotic place that I can't find...

I want to go home