Isolated Blurt Thread

[Fallenfromgrace]

For some reason you just made me more annoyed.

 

[rgraham666]

I finally had a pleasant dream that I remember.

Me and Uma Thurman. Nice.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I finally had a pleasant dream that I remember.

Me and Uma Thurman. Nice.

You bastard! Uma's mine!

 

[rgraham666]

You bastard! Uma's mine!

That's not what she told me.

 

[scheherazade_79]

That's not what she told me.

All my women are deserting me these days...

 

[impressive]

She may not live to the ripe old age of 9.

 

[Vermilion]

She may not live to the ripe old age of 9.

who?


and Zade - how'd it go with the Irish tosser?
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[impressive]

who?

Diva spawn.

 

[TxRad]

*work Related*

Someone pass me the .45 caliber IDIOT remover, this is the biggest one yet....

 

[Vermilion]

Diva spawn.

Wait... is this because you might kill her before then? I think I may have read a more serious meaning into your statement...
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[impressive]

Wait... is this because you might kill her before then? I think I may have read a more serious meaning into your statement...
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Yes. Strangling, at the moment, is my preferred method.

 

[cloudy]

Yes. Strangling, at the moment, is my preferred method.

I do that thing where I pinch my kids' heads off from across the room. Or look at them through the tines of a fork, and pretend they're in a cage.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I do that thing where I pinch my kids' heads off from across the room. Or look at them through the tines of a fork, and pretend they're in a cage.

HAHA! wicked!

 

[impressive]

I do that thing where I pinch my kids' heads off from across the room. Or look at them through the tines of a fork, and pretend they're in a cage.

And neither of those are crimes. Good deal.

 

[cloudy]

And neither of those are crimes. Good deal.

I started it when oldest boy was little. He'd see me doing it, and get all pissed off, "You're pinching my head off, aren't you?!"

 

[Guest]

I do that thing where I pinch my kids' heads off from across the room. Or look at them through the tines of a fork, and pretend they're in a cage.

Oooh.

I like the cage idea.

 

[FatDino]

I do that thing where I pinch my kids' heads off from across the room. Or look at them through the tines of a fork, and pretend they're in a cage.

Masterminds behind the crimes.

 

[cloudy]

Oooh.

I like the cage idea.

Their reactions when they finally realize what you're doing are priceless, too.

 

[Guest]

Their reactions when they finally realize what you're doing are priceless, too.

Excellent.

 

[cloudy]

Excellent.

I'm so mean to my kids.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

*sighs*

 

[McKenna]

*work Related*

Someone pass me the .45 caliber IDIOT remover, this is the biggest one yet....

Oooooooh, can I borrow the Idiot Remover when you're done?!



Blurt: Why is it that the room that is consistently the most filthy in my house is the laundry room?!

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Oooooooh, can I borrow the Idiot Remover when you're done?!



Blurt: Why is it that the room that is consistently the most filthy in my house is the laundry room?!

Reminds me of those "complaint department -take a number" hand grenades, with the "number" affixed to the pin.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

In the war between Zade and the world, bet on Zade every single time

Roger that. Check.

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

I am such an idiot, I can't believe I did that. Woke up what I thought was 30 minutes before the alarm, so I continue to lay down. Woke up 15 minutes, or so I thought, before the alarm and said screw it and got up. Did my daily ritual for when I have to go to work, getting ready to wake up hubby so he can do what he wants to do. Realized something, came downstairs to finish ritual and looked at the clock...

I didn't get up 15 minutes before my alarm but 1 hour and 15 minutes before my alarm...*screams and cries at the same time cause she wishes she could sleep more than like 5 or 6 hours*