Isolated Blurt Thread

[scheherazade_79]

I try not to limit my self to one in particular

i like variety in everything, apart from drugs. how middle-aged of me

 

[scheherazade_79]

Song lyrics, Zade. From the Tragically Hip, one of the better Canadian rock bands.

I'll post the song in the Lit Radio thread.

Is it???? Cool!

 

[maggot420]

i like variety in everything, apart from drugs. how middle-aged of me

variety is the spice of life...and certain pasta dishes.

 

[scheherazade_79]

We've had this discussion, dont you dare!

and erm...i cant swim either...

YES! YES YES YES! (can i drive? )

Also, maybe we can squeeze in a trip to the beach? *shuffles toes in ground looking down with hands clasped behind back*

Fucking city slickers, man!

Do you want me to show you a cow, too? Maybe I could take you to an adventure farm where you can bottle-feed a lamb

 

[scheherazade_79]

variety is the spice of life...and certain pasta dishes.

What kind of pasta dishes, maggot?

 

[maggot420]

What kind of pasta dishes, maggot?

the kind i make in my kitchen...poverty is the mother of creativitiy.
...still not sure who the father is tho.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Fucking city slickers, man!

Do you want me to show you a cow, too? Maybe I could take you to an adventure farm where you can bottle-feed a lamb

I *have* tried to skateboard and swim...failed both miserably.

and i *have* been to a beach beleive it or not...many many times. But somehow a beach with you sounds way more fun

whats a cow?

and er...why would i bottle feed you?

 

[scheherazade_79]

I *have* tried to skateboard and swim...failed both miserably.

and i *have* been to a beach beleive it or not...many many times. But somehow a beach with you sounds way more fun

whats a cow?

and er...why would i bottle feed you?

breast feeding's more my style

 

[scheherazade_79]

the kind i make in my kitchen...poverty is the mother of creativitiy.
...still not sure who the father is tho.

is there tofu in them?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

breast feeding's more my style

*buying a metal bra and knickers for stay at Zade's*

ps. i dont think ive ever seen a mountain.

 

[maggot420]

is there tofu in them?

No, tofu is very expensive...except in chinese restaurants called Mikey's.

 

[scheherazade_79]

*buying a metal bra and knickers for stay at Zade's*

ps. i dont think ive ever seen a mountain.

everyone seems to think i'm this big seductress womaniser, but I'm totally not

you've never seen a MOUNTAIN???? Oh my god!!!! Grace... where have you been all your life?

 

[scheherazade_79]

No, tofu is very expensive...except in chinese restaurants called Mikey's.

And why is it cheaper at Mikey's? Is it really toe jam instead of tofu?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

everyone seems to think i'm this big seductress womaniser, but I'm totally not

mmhmmmmmmm...

you've never seen a MOUNTAIN???? Oh my god!!!! Grace... where have you been all your life?

ummm...here. Does that mean you'll take me there?

 

[maggot420]

And why is it cheaper at Mikey's? Is it really toe jam instead of tofu?

I would think so although I have no imperical evidence, just the flavour. To be fair, they do make a killer sesame chicken. Well, it tastes like chicken.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I would think so although I have no imperical evidence, just the flavour. To be fair, they do make a killer sesame chicken. Well, it tastes like chicken.

i've heard that some restaurants serve dog and... pussy...

 

[maggot420]

i've heard that some restaurants serve dog and... pussy...

I'm particularly fond of...pussy

 

[scheherazade_79]

mmhmmmmmmm...



ummm...here. Does that mean you'll take me there?

Take you where exactly?

 

[scheherazade_79]

I'm particularly fond of...pussy

Join the queue - behind me, of course

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Take you where exactly?

I'll let your wonderfully inventive imagination ponder on that one

 

[Guest]

ahem

 

[maggot420]

Join the queue - behind me, of course

Lol...umm. You might want to rethink that offer.

 

[Guest]

I'm particularly fond of...pussy

i never knew u were a lesbian?

 

[scheherazade_79]

Lol...umm. You might want to rethink that offer.

Behind is safer - unless you're an arse bandit

 

[maggot420]

i never knew u were a lesbian?

Oh yes most definately. Card carrying even.
Of course, I made the card myself, but still...