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“I’ve always been very good at things that are not ‘good’.” The young man with shaggy black hair said. “Picking locks, picking fights, slitting throats, or greasing the wheels.” He said as he walked around the table to his next shot. “All the things that good little boys are not supposed to do, I excel at.” Another ball landed in its intended pocket. “Like now, I can tell you that both of your boys there are strapped. The one on your right has a hand cannon strapped under his left arm and a knife along his belt. The one on your left has two pistols on him, one in a shoulder harness and a smaller Saturday night special in the small of his back. I can also tell you that while you do not have a gun you have an old school stiletto setup for easy access along your right arm in case you want to get personal.”


Crime noir with a modern flare?
 
joeys-game said:
Oh yeah baby!!!!!!!!!!!go vancouver..we will, we will ROCK YOU!!!!!! :devil: :p :D
You got the Ducks and we've got the Red Wings. Good luck to your guys.

Heh heh heh the Ducks and Canucks. That just tickles me. :D
 
Trombonus said:
You got the Ducks and we've got the Red Wings. Good luck to your guys.

Heh heh heh the Ducks and Canucks. That just tickles me. :D


That is kinda funny..but i like it..i'm so stoked that they won..
good luck to your guys tooTromb :p
 
joeys-game said:
That is kinda funny..but i like it..i'm so stoked that they won..
good luck to your guys tooTromb :p
The Sharks have a really good team this year, I'm hoping for the best. I'm just glad we beat those blasted Preds. :p
 
I need to write something and soon.

So I don't want to write something semi-autobiographical, I'm a closed person and if I wanted people to know about me I wouldn't do it in paperback. Ok, that is a bit chicken-shit of me but I don't want to get personal on paper, which is one of the main reasons I don't write poetry anymore. Of course all that it leaves me with to write is some random story that I have little connection too.

All the ideas I've had lately are just so fucking numbing. So far its I've had an idea for a werwolf story, which supernatural stuff is in lately. I tried to write a vampire story, I mean it comes with a pre-fab audience, but I couldn't get it right. How fucking sad is that?

:rose: To those who need it
 
I think I should go to work today and skip through the office while strewing flower petals from a basket I'll hold on my arm.

Too much? :confused:
 
McKenna said:
I think I should go to work today and skip through the office while strewing flower petals from a basket I'll hold on my arm.

Too much? :confused:

Nah, but if you're gonna do it go the whole hog - wear a white, diaphonous, slightly see-through flowing dress, have flowers plaited into your hair, arrange for a soft-focus lens and see if you can find a field of wheat... OK?
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Vermilion said:
Nah, but if you're gonna do it go the whole hog - wear a white, diaphonous, slightly see-through flowing dress, have flowers plaited into your hair, arrange for a soft-focus lens and see if you can find a field of wheat... OK?
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:D I like the way you think!

BTW, nice bum! Rowr!
 
McKenna said:
:D I like the way you think!

BTW, nice bum! Rowr!


well the thinking thing doesn't happen very often in this head, so make thr most of it!

btw - thanks ;)

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McKenna said:
I think I should go to work today and skip through the office while strewing flower petals from a basket I'll hold on my arm.

Too much? :confused:
Un peu. But if you're going to, V is exacly right.

Hiya, McK - :kiss:
 
togitc said:
“I’ve always been very good at things that are not ‘good’.” The young man with shaggy black hair said. “Picking locks, picking fights, slitting throats, or greasing the wheels.” He said as he walked around the table to his next shot. “All the things that good little boys are not supposed to do, I excel at.” Another ball landed in its intended pocket. “Like now, I can tell you that both of your boys there are strapped. The one on your right has a hand cannon strapped under his left arm and a knife along his belt. The one on your left has two pistols on him, one in a shoulder harness and a smaller Saturday night special in the small of his back. I can also tell you that while you do not have a gun you have an old school stiletto setup for easy access along your right arm in case you want to get personal.”


Crime noir with a modern flare?
This is autobiographical? :eek:
 
Stella_Omega said:
This is autobiographical? :eek:

Slightly as all things are.

“I’ve always been very good at things that are not ‘good’.” The young man with shaggy black hair said. “Picking locks, picking fights, slitting throats, or greasing the wheels.” <-- Yes, though I have never had to slit a throat.

The rest, no. I haven't been in trouble in a while an even then they only had a baseball bat and I had the knife. It helps to have people think you are mentally unstable in situations like those.
 
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writers challenge:

1 story in 4 days
Min. 5000 words
Max. 25000

Has to start with the line:

"Come into my parlor said the spider to the fly."
 
ABSTRUSE said:
because of the mugful of whiskey you're drinking?
It's coffee I tell ya, it's coffee.....

Anyway, that's my story and I'm stickin to it....... :rolleyes:
 
drunk Imp, standing in the window fourteen stories up and flashing the citizens of Houston from a three inch sill... *shakes head*

ballet fifth position it looks like...
 
Belegon said:
drunk Imp, standing in the window fourteen stories up and flashing the citizens of Houston from a three inch sill... *shakes head*

ballet fifth position it looks like...

photo...?
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*shouts at self* GRACE! :mad: get off lit and go and do your fucking work! You KNOW nowt is gonna get done later on! now go and do some FUCKING WORK NOW! :mad:
 
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