Isolated Blurt Thread

[_Lynn_]

Please don't have road construction there today!!

 

[Vermilion]

ouchie

 

[maggot420]

• My idiosyncracies make me kinda charming (or so I choose to believe).

As you were ...

extraordinarily, exorbitantly, inordinately charming I believe...

*slinks back under the rock*

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Try painting instead

Haven't painted in even longer

It's been exactly 2 months since i last painted- 17/2/07

*sigh*


Im ready to go to sleep now, world. Please.

 

[damppanties]

I'm having a good day, ok? Go away. Out of my life. Go.

 

[impressive]

extraordinarily, exorbitantly, inordinately charming I believe...

*slinks back under the rock*

Lucky -- (soon!)

 

[scheherazade_79]

Go for your walk, Zade. You'll feel a lot better afterwards.

 

[Vermilion]

Go for your walk, Zade. You'll feel a lot better afterwards.

I know talkign to yourself constitutes a sign of madness, but I'm not sure whether that applies with *typing* to oneself too.... Zade?
x
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[MrsDeathlynx]

I know talkign to yourself constitutes a sign of madness, but I'm not sure whether that applies with *typing* to oneself too.... Zade?
x
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My grandmother used to say that sometimes talking to yourself is the only way to get an intelligent answer.

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

Why do people automatically think that gaining weight is easy? Been about 15 lbs underweight for 9 or so years and can't gain it no matter what I do, if you saw my diet you'd wonder why I'm having issues. People think it's easy, but why is it the most difficult thing to do...?

 

[Sherry Hawk]

Why are little boys so damn stupid sometimes?

three little boys: Can we turn the sprinkler on, and play with it?
me: No, you're still getting over a cold, and it's not all that warm outside.

Fast forward 20 minutes.

I hear the squeals of children, and two come running in the house, soaking wet.

me: what happened?
boys: Tristan squirted us with the hose.
me (exhasperated, and a little angry): did I not just tell you about that?
boys (with clueless looks): you said we couldn't play with the sprinkler
me: and what, exactly does that mean?
(looks of thought cross their faces)
one boy: oh...that we can't get wet.

DUH!

 

[FatDino]

Why are little boys so damn stupid sometimes?

three little boys: Can we turn the sprinkler on, and play with it?
me: No, you're still getting over a cold, and it's not all that warm outside.

Fast forward 20 minutes.

I hear the squeals of children, and two come running in the house, soaking wet.

me: what happened?
boys: Tristan squirted us with the hose.
me (exhasperated, and a little angry): did I not just tell you about that?
boys (with clueless looks): you said we couldn't play with the sprinkler
me: and what, exactly does that mean?
(looks of thought cross their faces)
one boy: oh...that we can't get wet.

DUH!

ROFL...

Wait, three little boys? You still have the other two?! *frowns*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

As my daughter would say:

"Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider"

 

[TxRad]

Why do people automatically think that gaining weight is easy? Been about 15 lbs underweight for 9 or so years and can't gain it no matter what I do, if you saw my diet you'd wonder why I'm having issues. People think it's easy, but why is it the most difficult thing to do...?

I had that problem when I was young.... I had to eat twice as much just to maintain my weight....

Then around 40 my metabolizium changed and now.... Anything I eat goes straight to the belly... and that includes my ass and hips..... *sigh*

Just to warn ya... enjoy it while you can....

 

[Vermilion]

Why do people automatically think that gaining weight is easy? Been about 15 lbs underweight for 9 or so years and can't gain it no matter what I do, if you saw my diet you'd wonder why I'm having issues. People think it's easy, but why is it the most difficult thing to do...?

you can have 15 of mine if you want - hell, have 30, I'm feeling generous!
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ps- on a more serious note - good luck, I had a friend in the same situation and she got very frustrated with people who didn't understand.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Well... At least classs are going better than expected.

 

[damppanties]

~ Why do you have to be an ass all the time?

~ Why can't I just trust?

~ Why is it all about guilt?

 

[Guest]

~ Why do you have to be an ass all the time?

~ Why can't I just trust?

~ Why is it all about guilt?

*hugs*

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

It's been a while, and this looks like a good time to give a BIG HUG AND SMOOCH TO MY FRIEND DAMPY.

 

[McKenna]

No one is as innocent as they say they are.


Not even me.

 

[Guest]

..............

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Pizza: You want to eat me.

Red: Yes, I do.

Pizza: Come on take a bite.

Red: NO!

Pizza: Please. . . I'm gooey and yummy.

Red: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I will not submit.

*runs away from the kitchen*

 

[MagicaPractica]

Pizza: You want to eat me.

Red: Yes, I do.

Pizza: Come on take a bite.

Red: NO!

Pizza: Please. . . I'm gooey and yummy.

Red: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I will not submit.

*runs away from the kitchen*

*submitting to a Hostess 100 calorie pack carrot cake with cream cheese icing* Oh, how the mighty are fallen.

 

[kendo1]

Coffee. White, no sugar.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Coffee. White, no sugar.

Hey, that would go really great with the coffee cake only no cream but with a packet of stevia. *goes to get a cup of coffee*