Isolated Blurt Thread

[OhMissScarlett]

What's with all the dancing?

I like to dance too...

*screams* Take it off!!!!

 

[Belegon]

*screams* Take it off!!!!

oh....an audience...

well....alright. Why not?

 

[carsonshepherd]

*stuffs dollar bills in your g-string*

 

[cloudy]

So Tx....you've got a new "annal" story? What, it's a year long?

I thought I was the spelling Nazi.

 

[impressive]

*stuffs dollar bills in your g-string*

Pulls up a chair to watch this.

 

[TxRad]

So Tx....you've got a new "annal" story? What, it's a year long?

OOOOPPPPPSSSSS!!!!!

And what's wrong with a years worth of Anal Sex.......

 

[TxRad]

I thought I was the spelling Nazi.

One little letter...... You'd have thunk I stuffed a dollar in his shorts or somethin....

 

[impressive]

OOOOPPPPPSSSSS!!!!!

And what's wrong with a years worth of Anal Sex.......

The Annals of Anal ???

 

[Belegon]

OOOOPPPPPSSSSS!!!!!

And what's wrong with a years worth of Anal Sex.......

nothing...

but I can't stop to talk, my audience is growing...and getting more diverse too...*blows a kiss to Carson*

 

[TxRad]

The Annals of Anal ???

Where's SSS when ya need her..... Butt sex forever.....

Hey, it's my first try in the category... I need time to learn how to spell it.....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

One little letter...... You'd have thunk I stuffed a dollar in his shorts or somethin....

or a roll of quarters.

 

[Belegon]

or a roll of quarters.

Brrrrrrr!

and besides, a roll of Eisenhower silver dollars would be closer...

quarters! I'm no John Holmes, but c'mon!

 

[TxRad]

or a roll of quarters.

That's just evil.... I like it....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Brrrrrrr!

and besides, a roll of Eisenhower silver dollars would be closer...

quarters! I'm no John Holmes, but c'mon!

Hey, some of the biggest guys I know are growers, not showers.

 

[Belegon]

Hey, some of the biggest guys I know are growers, not showers.

and I missed your true intentions, didn't I? You're just trying to get this pouch to fall off, ain't ya?


direct, sneaky and profitable...(hey, ten bucks ain't a bad tip)...I think I like that style...

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

I'm terrible at French, but not that terrible.

Either one of you is better at than me.....but he is clearly more Arabic than Francophone when it comes down to it.

 

[yevkassem72]

Either one of you is better at than me.....but he is clearly more Arabic than Francophone when it comes down to it.

True. I am trying, but my aunt and cousins also complained about my French and my tendency to slip back into Arabic when nervous. Thankfully, typing forces me to slow down, which comes in handy when trying to speak French, let alone English. Then again, I'm rusty with French from disuse.

 

[togitc]

7 blurts and only 6 chambers

1
Why the hell is it that Stark is so hard to find on the bookshevles?

2
I've had a relapse of lit and of bad attitude.

3
Who gives a shit about honesty as long as the readers like it?

4
Every fucking time I get in front of a keyboard the story just stops.

5
Why is smut the only thing I actually enjoy writing anymore?

6
Is it: Amerika-jin desu or desu Amerika-jin? If any of that is spelled correctly.

7
I'm not depressed you bitch I'm just tired of being treated like shit

 

[curiositykitten]

1
7
I'm not depressed you bitch I'm just tired of being treated like shit

THANK YOU for putting my feelings into words PURRRRRRRfectly!

 

[togitc]

THANK YOU for putting my feelings into words PURRRRRRRfectly!

Remind me to scratch your chin and get a couple of catnip mice

 

[slyc_willie]

Guest: "What's your soup of the day?"

Me: "The only soups we carry now are right here on the menu. We have the--"

Guest: "Do you have minestrone?"

Me: "No, I'm sorry, we don't have that soup anymore, just the two right here on the menu--"

Guest: "How about pasta fagioli?"

Me: (Struggling to hold it in, now) "Not any longer, ma'am. We only have--"

Guest: "Don't you even have Italian wedding soup?"

Me: "I'll give you another minute, ma'am."

AAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!! READ THE FUCKING MENU!!!!

Ignorance may be bliss for the ignorant, but it's a pain in the ass for me.

 

[togitc]

Guest: "What's your soup of the day?"

Me: "The only soups we carry now are right there here on the menu. We have

What about Clam Chowder?

 

[slyc_willie]

What about Clam Chowder?

Oh, for the privilege to bitch-slap my guests . . .

 

[joeys-game]

Oh, for the privilege to bitch-slap my guests . . .

need a hand slyc

 

[slyc_willie]

need a hand slyc

Sure. You can hold them down while I . . .

Wait a sec. I thought you were more into spanking than slapping!