Isolated Blurt Thread

[rgraham666]

Note to self for future:
Masturbating on the sofa dressed up as an eighteenth century prostitute = sure fire way to get royally fucked.

mmmmmmmmm
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Sproing!

And another Sproing! for Rach's AV.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I feel the need to scream at the top of my lungs... but I can't because it would scare the kids.

 

[The_Darkness]

I still like Crim's AV.

 

[Vermilion]

I feel the need to scream at the top of my lungs... but I can't because it would scare the kids.

-Put on loud music
-Bury face in pillow
-Scream loudly
-Repeat as needed...

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[rgraham666]

I feel the need to scream at the top of my lungs... but I can't because it would scare the kids.

*HUGS* Crim. Been there, done that. It gets better.

 

[deathlynx]

I still like Crim's AV.

You can't have her, Mrs and I are gonna kidnap her first
*hugs Crim*

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I had a wonderful workout.

Then i gorged on chinese food.

Now ive had a wonderful shower.

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I am SOOOOO glad it was the last day of Navrateh yday!!!

We were all going crazy...we're carnivores damnit! forced vegetarianism is NOT good! Well, we lasted the 10 days o) and when dad asked what we all wanted for dinner today, there was a chorus of 'CHICKEN!!!!' and so we had chinese food *is stuffed*

 

[Misty_Morning]

OK cat, if this is going to become a daily ritual, I may have to rethink my position on whether I am a dog or cat person.

 

[Vermilion]

OK cat, if this is going to become a daily ritual, I may have to rethink my position on whether I am a dog or cat person.

What's it doing? Being picky?
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[Misty_Morning]

What's it doing? Being picky?
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meowing...continually.......

ETA: she's been picky for 13 years

 

[Vermilion]

meowing...continually.......

ETA: she's been picky for 13 years

Oh dear - she's been spayed right?
<thinks>
I can;t think of any reason for a cat to meow constantly... unless in pain. Is she eating ok?
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[Fallenfromgrace]

Oh dear - she's been spayed right?
<thinks>
I can;t think of any reason for a cat to meow constantly... unless in pain. Is she eating ok?
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Maybe she has finally sussed her new home out enough to realise she doesnt like it and wants to move back...

*strokes misty's pussy...*ahem*...cat...*

 

[damppanties]

Too fat for my churidars. *sigh*

 

[RogueLurker]

Holy f**k Holy f**k Holy f**K ....

Less than twenty four hours and I get a call?!?!?! Outfreakingstanding! Let's hope there's an offer going to be made ...

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Holy f**k Holy f**k Holy f**K ....

Less than twenty four hours and I get a call?!?!?! Outfreakingstanding! Let's hope there's an offer going to be made ...

OOOH! is that what i think it is?! *jumps up and down for you* *mega hugs* *crosses fingers*

 

[damppanties]

Holy f**k Holy f**k Holy f**K ....

Less than twenty four hours and I get a call?!?!?! Outfreakingstanding! Let's hope there's an offer going to be made ...

YAY You!! Whatever it is!!!

 

[Misty_Morning]

Oh dear - she's been spayed right?
<thinks>
I can;t think of any reason for a cat to meow constantly... unless in pain. Is she eating ok?
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Her problem is she fucking spoiled rotten...she has shut up since I gave her some canned chicken breast. She really has me trained well.

 

[Vermilion]

YAY You!! Whatever it is!!!

What is it? Sperm donation accepted?
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[RogueLurker]

What is it? Sperm donation accepted?
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Uhm ... no sperm allowed in our house.

 

[cloudy]

damn.

I really wish I was stupid so I could prove everyone right who is convinced that every southerner is dumb as fucking dirt. I'm so fucking tired of that.

 

[RogueLurker]

YAY You!! Whatever it is!!!

OOOH! is that what i think it is?! *jumps up and down for you* *mega hugs* *crosses fingers*

 

[damppanties]

Uhm ... no sperm allowed in our house.

I'm thinking it's something to do with her career.

 

[Vermilion]

damn.

I really wish I was stupid so I could prove everyone right who is convinced that every southerner is dumb as fucking dirt. I'm so fucking tired of that.

You're not stupid sweetpea.
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[damppanties]

For me:

For Fallen:

What? Why is it that she gets hearts while I get just kisses? Why? Have you forgotten what she did to you? Have you forgotten the joint id? Have you? Hmpf.

 

[cloudy]

You're not stupid sweetpea.
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I know, doll.

but, I speak with a southern accent, therefore I must be stupid. After all, the entire south is like the movie Deliverance, and all southerners are inbred banjo pickers, too.

I hate it. It even shows up in the AH sometimes.