Isolated Blurt Thread

[TheeGoatPig]

I wish I could fly.

I wish you could to. That would be cool

Would you have wings? That would be even more awesome

 

[AppleBiter]

Thumb spicas = suckage

Thumb spica on your right hand when you're right-handed = extreme suckage

Being unable to take care of your baby and having to rely on others because said thumb spica immobilizes your thumb and wrist and must be worn 24/7 for the first week of treatment = suckage of phenomenal proportions

*le sigh*

I feel so gimpy.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I wish I could fly.

I wish you could too - then you could come visit me real easy.

Better yet for that purpose would be a Star Trek transporter. No great flying sensation, but boy, what I wouldn't give for one of those.

(Ebay?)

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Thumb spicas = suckage

Thumb spica on your right hand when you're right-handed = extreme suckage

Being unable to take care of your baby and having to rely on others because said thumb spica immobilizes your thumb and wrist and must be worn 24/7 for the first week of treatment = suckage of phenomenal proportions

*le sigh*

I feel so gimpy.

Apple Mama! Hugs, doll. Hope all is well, besides the gimpage.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Oh!

Do get fucked, you bastard.

I shouldnt have to ask you if its ok for me to go out.

I only have to CHECK its convenient for me to go out.

I am 19 fucking years old and whether you fucking like it or not i have a 'western' influence- after all you raised me here. Therefore, when i want to go out for the 1st time SINCE NEW YEARS FUCKING EVE, on the LAST DAY OF FUCKING TERM, i fucking WILL.

Fuck you, i am not coming back downstairs to beg you to let me out on friday night. Get fucked.

 

[AppleBiter]

Apple Mama! Hugs, doll. Hope all is well, besides the gimpage.

Hugs back to ya, sweets! Aside from the gimpage D), things are good. Hope all is well your way!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

There should be a tap running to my house with beer. I'll pay just the same as I pay the water bill every month.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

There should be a tap running to my house with beer. I'll pay just the same as I pay the water bill every month.

Wow, I thought the water and sewer was expensive here!

BTW, didja ever notice how it's often possible to buy beer for less that pop? Let that be a lesson to you pop drinkers!

(Related, coffee is one of the cheapest beverages there is, as long as you make it yourself. A cup of black is between 5 cents and 15 cents, and at the high end there you get the really good stuff. )


To Apple Mama: All is just peachy here, and thanks for asking.

To Lucky, beer, pop, and coffee aside: Hiya, doll. I hope you kicked tail on that test this week, and I'm totally sure you did.

 

[maggot420]

Wow, I thought the water and sewer was expensive here!

BTW, didja ever notice how it's often possible to buy beer for less that pop? Let that be a lesson to you pop drinkers!

(Related, coffee is one of the cheapest beverages there is, as long as you make it yourself. A cup of black is between 5 cents and 15 cents, and at the high end there you get the really good stuff. )

why is coca cola more expensive than gasoline?

 

[rgraham666]

why is coca cola more expensive than gasoline?

Shhh! Don't give 'em any ideas.

 

[maggot420]

Shhh! Don't give 'em any ideas.

umm...forget i said that

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

He's going to be disappointed. *sigh*

 

[impressive]

There should be a tap running to my house with beer. I'll pay just the same as I pay the water bill every month.

Beer showers. Hrm ... interesting.

 

[Alexandra1979]

He's going to be disappointed. *sigh*

Judging from that AV, I don't see what healthy, red-blooded man would find you disappointing. Love the pics in your signature, too, sweets.

 

[Alexandra1979]

If I wanted Kingdom Hall tracts, I'd go to your Kingdom Hall and ask for them. You're not the first Jehovah's Witnesses to knock on my door and I doubt that you'll be the last. For the last time, I'm an atheist who lives with a Sun- worshipper. We're not interested, sugar.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Judging from that AV, I don't see what healthy, red-blooded man would find you disappointing. Love the pics in your signature, too, sweets.

Aww, thank you. *hugs* It isn't me he is going to be disappointed in. It is something else.

I'm glad you like the pics in the sig too.

 

[Misty_Morning]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

You have canned food, dry food, 2 types of snacks and bottled water in your water dish. I've picked you up and snuggled with you. The blinds are open so you can look out. What do you fucking want?

For the last 15 minutes all I've heard is meow..meow..MEOW...MEOW...MEEOOOW.....


Give me a fucking break. PLEASE

And to the asshole in the suburban taligating my ass for 10 miles and nearly running into my car on three separate occasions....do you not see the line of fucking cars in front of me!?!? I can't go any fucking faster cumwad....and put the goddamned cell phone up, asshole!!

 

[Alexandra1979]

Aww, thank you. *hugs* It isn't me he is going to be disappointed in. It is something else.

I'm glad you like the pics in the sig too.

You're very welcome, sweetie. Damn, I almost reversed the letters, and here I was doing so much better about my dyslexia. Hope that he isn't disappointed. Hugs.

And they are very sexy pics. Take it from this bi girl.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

You have canned food, dry food, 2 types of snacks and bottled water in your water dish. I've picked you up and snuggled with you. The blinds are open so you can look out. What do you fucking want?

For the last 15 minutes all I've heard is meow..meow..MEOW...MEOW...MEEOOOW.....


Give me a fucking break. PLEASE

And to the asshole in the suburban taligating my ass for 10 miles and nearly running into my car on three separate occasions....do you not see the line of fucking cars in front of me!?!? I can't go any fucking faster cumwad....and put the goddamned cell phone up, asshole!!

*carefully takes the kitty from Misty- away from the toilet where she was preparing to flush her little head and sets her down, guides Misty away from the bathroom and to the bedroom* calm...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You're very welcome, sweetie. Damn, I almost reversed the letters, and here I was doing so much better about my dyslexia. Hope that he isn't disappointed. Hugs.

And they are very sexy pics. Take it from this bi girl.

Nice to know. I hope he's not either. *sigh*

 

[Misty_Morning]

I forgot something.....

To the owner of the lab....your LIMS system sucks out the fucking ass...when are you going to implement the new system that you told me when I was interviewing should be online by the time I started?

Spend the cash you cheap ass motherfucker and stop wasting my analysts' time and mine as well.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I think it is time to quit. *sigh*

 

[cheerful_deviant]

AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!


Well, I feel a little better now. Not much, but a little.

 

[McKenna]

I fear there's been a further breakdown in the "relationship" between Pure and I.

This made me giggle, I'm not sure why.

AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!


Well, I feel a little better now. Not much, but a little.

* for your forehead*

there, there

 

[cheerful_deviant]

* for your forehead*

there, there

Thanks Sweets.


Now how are you at housecleaning? I think I'm going to need some help here.