Isolated Blurt Thread

[Tom Collins]

I should be studying.

You should stop tormenting me with that pic of your root, but you won't do that either. * *

 

[The_Darkness]

At least you got it up, and you can always sign up for another chapter.

Can't you deduct a certain amount of entertainment expenses from your taxes every year?

Indeed you can, m'lady. This year I'm keeping all of my reciepts from it, too.

 

[Guest]

You should stop tormenting me with that pic of your root, but you won't do that either. * *

You've seen more than the root. I know I've sent you the whole damn tree during bouts of exhibitionism.

 

[Tom Collins]

Indeed you can, m'lady. This year I'm keeping all of my reciepts from it, too.

Good job. I can never be fucked to do it.

 

[Tom Collins]

You've seen more than the root. I know I've sent you the whole damn tree during bouts of exhibitionism.

No, actually, you haven't. *pokes out lip* I do know about the Prince Albert though.

 

[The_Darkness]

Good job. I can never be fucked to do it.

Well, if that's what it takes to save you money on your taxes.....I'd gladly lend all my talents to help you out.....a friend in need and all...

 

[Tom Collins]

Well, if that's what it takes to save you money on your taxes.....I'd gladly lend all my talents to help you out.....a friend in need and all...

*ish chuckles* If you gave me a fake recipt for it, do you think I could claim it as an entertainment expense?

 

[The_Darkness]

*ish chuckles* If you gave me a fake recipt for it, do you think I could claim it as an entertainment expense?

Depends how loud we are....neighbors might be able to claim it as well

 

[Tom Collins]

Depends how loud we are....neighbors might be able to claim it as well

Get loud enough and they might have to claim moving expenses.

 

[The_Darkness]

Get loud enough and they might have to claim moving expenses.

That'd be loud and often. Very often.

*mouth watering at the thought*

 

[Tom Collins]

That'd be loud and often. Very often.

*mouth watering at the thought*

Often wouldn't be a problem for me since I rarely have more to do that muck about on Lit in my off hours during the day and watch movies over the weekend. Hours and hours to fill...among other things.

I swear to God, I went about it solo twice today and am still raging like a cat in heat.

 

[The_Darkness]

Often wouldn't be a problem for me since I rarely have more to do that muck about on Lit in my off hours during the day and watch movies over the weekend. Hours and hours to fill...among other things.

I swear to God, I went about it solo twice today and am still raging like a cat in heat.

Jesus woman, you sound like me. Two or three times a day, depending on time.

I haven't yet today, but I have a severely over due project that I'm working on. Though, thinking about your chest is definately pushing the boat in the direction of a little release.

That and some of the PM's I'm getting.....some of these ladies are DIRTY. God I love Literotica.

 

[Tom Collins]

Jesus woman, you sound like me. Two or three times a day, depending on time.

I haven't yet today, but I have a severely over due project that I'm working on. Though, thinking about your chest is definately pushing the boat in the direction of a little release.

That and some of the PM's I'm getting.....some of these ladies are DIRTY. God I love Literotica.

Would it be evil of me to change my AV?

 

[The_Darkness]

Would it be evil of me to change my AV?

I think we can forgive the "Tom's not using a cartoon" thing. As a matter of fact, I know we can.

Personally, I think it would be evil NOT to change your AV.

 

[Tom Collins]

I think we can forgive the "Tom's not using a cartoon" thing. As a matter of fact, I know we can.

Personally, I think it would be evil NOT to change your AV.

*marginally *

Which one?

Black bra, blue bra, green lace teddy, cupped in my hand w/wo colour effects?

 

[The_Darkness]

*marginally *

Which one?

Black bra, blue bra, green lace teddy, cupped in my hand w/wo colour effects?

Hmmm....I'd say cupped or green teddy, no color effects.

Unless you're going to be brave enough to flash the web cam at work

 

[Tom Collins]

Hmmm....I'd say cupped or green teddy, no color effects.

Unless you're going to be brave enough to flash the web cam at work

Honestly, I don't even have a webcam.

Lemme put that up for you, doll.

 

[The_Darkness]

Honestly, I don't even have a webcam.

Lemme put that up for you, doll.

*soft kisses*

You rock

 

[Tom Collins]

*soft kisses*

You rock

Thanks. Sure you want that one and not a different one? I do have that one where you can see both, after all.

 

[The_Darkness]

Thanks. Sure you want that one and not a different one? I do have that one where you can see both, after all.

I'm always game to see a good pair of tits, m'lady, you know that.

 

[Tom Collins]

I'm always game to see a good pair of tits, m'lady, you know that.

Right'cha are, Sirah. Now I just hope I've got it on this puter.

ETA: I didn't have the one I was thinking of, but there is this one. I look really pale in it though.

 

[The_Darkness]

Right'cha are, Sirah. Now I just hope I've got it on this puter.

You're not the only one who's hoping.

I'll just have to stop myself from licking the monitor is all

 

[Tom Collins]

You're not the only one who's hoping.

I'll just have to stop myself from licking the monitor is all

 

[The_Darkness]

Almost.

I didn't want to ruin the LCD.

Damn I never get tired of your AV's.

 

[Tom Collins]

Almost.

I didn't want to ruin the LCD.

Damn I never get tired of your AV's.

You really are too sweet, Darkie. Just changed it again.