Isolated Blurt Thread

[Fallenfromgrace]

I didn't have to.

They're playing Bermuda.

But still. It's needed.

(i flew out there and molested them all up the assholes with my baseball bats, and told them id do it again if they didnt sort it the fuck out. )

HIGHEST WORLD CUP TOTAL EVERRRRR! *happy dance*

~~

Now, for my blurt.

Well, the last 24 hours has been a freakin' hoot. Lemme see, i think ive set my own world record:

Managed to make an ass of myself.
thus upsetting someone i care about.
Didnt write a word of my essay
had 3 to 3.5 hours sleep
worried one of my best friends
managed to remain miserable without being overly bitchy at work
nearly came out at work to closest colleague and worried her at the same time with my mood.
Felt lightheaded my entire shift, and also nauseated too.
could not write my stroke because i couldnt bear to write it under current circumstances.
then the trek home was in the dark, rain/ snow, and cold.

~~ ive had a great 24 hours.

*SCREAMS LIKE A MAD WOMAN*

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

How could i have been such a fucking moron. How?

Main koi khudha ko nahin maahnthi hoo, magar main tumhari haalath ke liyeh tumhari puja karongi. Wapass auo teek taak haalath mein meri pyari si dost.

meri dil mein aahnsu hain...

sub kuch kraab hogayi is aakri chobice ganteh mein...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I think I'm not going to share bad news anymore. People will find out on their own.

 

[Tom Collins]

Fuck, I hate headaches.

 

[sophia jane]

I've just had the "sex talk" with my 9 yr old. Totally wasn't prepared for the questions and totally wasn't prepared for his level of inquisitiveness, esp considering that he's never asked a single question till today. God I hope I handled it okay. I hope I didn't say too much! But at least I didn't freak out or get embarassed.

(and I hope I didn't smile too much when he said it was "creepy" and he'd never have sex)

 

[Tom Collins]

I've just had the "sex talk" with my 9 yr old. Totally wasn't prepared for the questions and totally wasn't prepared for his level of inquisitiveness, esp considering that he's never asked a single question till today. God I hope I handled it okay. I hope I didn't say too much! But at least I didn't freak out or get embarassed.

(and I hope I didn't smile too much when he said it was "creepy" and he'd never have sex)

If you answered his questions then you didn't say too much. He'll ask when he's ready to know.

Good job, SJ.

 

[kendo1]

I've just had the "sex talk" with my 9 yr old. Totally wasn't prepared for the questions and totally wasn't prepared for his level of inquisitiveness, esp considering that he's never asked a single question till today. God I hope I handled it okay. I hope I didn't say too much! But at least I didn't freak out or get embarassed.

(and I hope I didn't smile too much when he said it was "creepy" and he'd never have sex)

If they are not ready for the details, it kind of washes over them. They only take in what they understand.

It's fun, isn't it!

Ken

 

[sophia jane]

If you answered his questions then you didn't say too much. He'll ask when he's ready to know.

Good job, SJ.

Thanks. I never expected to be talking about erections and sperm and semen (and what does it look like? he asked. he said it sounded like melted vanilla ice cream from my description ) I guess I'd always figured it'd be a simpler conversation.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I've just had the "sex talk" with my 9 yr old. Totally wasn't prepared for the questions and totally wasn't prepared for his level of inquisitiveness, esp considering that he's never asked a single question till today. God I hope I handled it okay. I hope I didn't say too much! But at least I didn't freak out or get embarassed.

(and I hope I didn't smile too much when he said it was "creepy" and he'd never have sex)

It's always a weird feeling. I agree. It's getting easier with my girls. I'm actually smiling thinking of you giving the talk. You're really open-minded and have an amazing honesty about you. I think he's a lucky lad.



p.s. The only way to say the wrong thing to kids about sex is to say nothing at all.

 

[Tom Collins]

Thanks. I never expected to be talking about erections and sperm and semen (and what does it look like? he asked. he said it sounded like melted vanilla ice cream from my description ) I guess I'd always figured it'd be a simpler conversation.

I shouldn't think it would be easy.

Personally, I think it looks rather like mayonase after it's been sitting out a little bit and starts to take on that translucent quality. Not sure you'd wanna use that description with a kid though. LMAO

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

OK, now that I'm breathing again after the latest update on Zade minutes ago (not out of the woods, but a good sign - see Zade thread), a teensy bit of humor: I'm sure Zade thinks helmets are geeky. What if we got her a decidedly non-geeky helmet? Say, a Kaiser helmet with a spike on top, or a Roman centurian's helmet with crest?

Whad'dya think, Ms. Helmet Nazi?



(Get well soon, Zade. )

 

[Trombonus]

OK, now that I'm breathing again after the latest update on Zade minutes ago (not out of the woods, but a good sign - see Zade thread), a teensy bit of humor: I'm sure Zade thinks helmets are geeky. What if we got her a decidedly non-geeky helmet? Say, a Kaiser helmet with a spike on top, or a Roman centurian's helmet with crest?

Whad'dya think, Ms. Helmet Nazi?



(Get well soon, Zade. )

You are delightfully wicked.

Think I'm in love.

 

[patcat]

Hello just wanting to introduce myself. I'm Patricia.

 

[cloudy]

Hello just wanting to introduce myself. I'm Patricia.

hello.

see my hello newbies thread.

 

[Trombonus]

Hello just wanting to introduce myself. I'm Patricia.

Hi and welcome.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Hello just wanting to introduce myself. I'm Patricia.

Hiya, Patcat, and welcome.

Actually, I think there's someone here who'd like to meet you, here.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

You are delightfully wicked.

Think I'm in love.

Oh, I'm way too old for you, dear boy.

Have you met my friend Elsie?

 

[cloudy]

Hiya, Patcat, and welcome.

Actually, I think there's someone here who'd like to meet you, here.

you're bad. Very bad.

 

[Trombonus]

Hiya, Patcat, and welcome.

Actually, I think there's someone here who'd like to meet you, here.

BWA HA HA HA HA

Oh, I'm way too old for you, dear boy.

Have you met my friend Elsie?

Oh well, such is life. And yes, i know Elsie. Well, not in r/l. Live a bit too far away for that.

Playing matchmaker are we?

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

you're bad. Very bad.

No, I'm really very good. It's the voices that are bad . . .

 

[rgraham666]

Hello just wanting to introduce myself. I'm Patricia.

How do, Patricia. Nice to have you here.

Nice AV too. You have lovely…taste.

 

[MagicaPractica]

No, I'm really very good. It's the voices that are bad . . .

See, my voices are good, very very good. They never tell me to do anything bad. At least, I don't think so.

 

[The_Darkness]

I hate my job, la-la-la-la...

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

See, my voices are good, very very good. They never tell me to do anything bad. At least, I don't think so.

~~~~~

 

[MagicaPractica]

I hate my job, la-la-la-la...

Me too. I think mine's giving me an ulcer. Or maybe just anxiety attacks.