Isolated Blurt Thread

[scheherazade_79]

I'm 57 and neither have I. No desire to either.

I do have a desire, though. It's one of those things I have to do before I die - like witness an earthquake / volcano and learn how to fly a plane...

 

[rgraham666]

Eh. Spent more time in strip clubs than I care to think. Ultimately, a major waste of my time.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I'm 57 and neither have I. No desire to either.

Come to london, you cna stand at the bar upstiars, we'll take Min downstairs to see the strippers how is min? she's been MIA for a bit...?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I've missed you.

I've missed you too.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

You bastard, you arent worth a poem but i need to write it. just fuck off.

 

[scheherazade_79]

You bastard, you arent worth a poem but i need to write it. just fuck off.

Write it, then burn it, and take a photo if it burning.

I can be a really twisted fuck sometimes, I know...

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Write it, then burn it, and take a photo if it burning.

I can be a really twisted fuck sometimes, I know...

If i could trust myself to set it alight and operate my camera at the same time without burning myself...then i sure as hell would.

 

[scheherazade_79]

If i could trust myself to set it alight and operate my camera at the same time without burning myself...then i sure as hell would.

Do it outside, pile stones around it, throw in a bit of petrol and some sticks, then throw a match in and stand back. If you're quick enough, you should be able to snap the first fireball

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Do it outside, pile stones around it, throw in a bit of petrol and some sticks, then throw a match in and stand back. If you're quick enough, you should be able to snap the first fireball

You figured that out after burning fest 100 right?

I once did that at6th form...i needed to exorcise something, and so i went out to the smoker's shed and put it in the metal bin and set it alight...that was amusing.

 

[scheherazade_79]

You figured that out after burning fest 100 right?

I once did that at6th form...i needed to exorcise something, and so i went out to the smoker's shed and put it in the metal bin and set it alight...that was amusing.

Fires are fun

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Fires are fun

I am very very amused by fire. Candles, matches, lighters, bonfires all that sorta stuff...i like burning things and tarnishing things in flame

we're going to hell, and we're gonna love it

 

[scheherazade_79]

I am very very amused by fire. Candles, matches, lighters, bonfires all that sorta stuff...i like burning things and tarnishing things in flame

we're going to hell, and we're gonna love it

I like arranging the route that the fire takes - leaving trails of petrol / oil / hairspray so that you can get the flames to shoot around in Olympic rings or phallic shapes

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I like arranging the route that the fire takes - leaving trails of petrol / oil / hairspray so that you can get the flames to shoot around in Olympic rings or phallic shapes

Not tried that one i think that's a must

 

[Guest]

for every bear that ever there was

will gather there for certain because

todays the day the teddy bears have their picnic

in the rain. yea right

 

[scheherazade_79]

for every bear that ever there was

will gather there for certain because

todays the day the teddy bears have their picnic

in the rain. yea right

I'll hold an umbrella for you if you promise to check your PO Box after Wednesday

 

[Guest]

I'll hold an umbrella for you if you promise to check your PO Box after Wednesday

nah i kinda like getting wet

postbox. oooh are you sending me sex toys??

 

[scheherazade_79]

nah i kinda like getting wet

postbox. oooh are you sending me sex toys??

I figured you might like it better that way ;-)

Sex toys? Well... you're kind of on the right lines. What I'm sending is very childish... in an adult kind of way. It's home made. It's a bedtime story for you. Totally not serious, though.

 

[Guest]

I figured you might like it better that way ;-)

Sex toys? Well... you're kind of on the right lines. What I'm sending is very childish... in an adult kind of way. It's home made. It's a bedtime story for you. Totally not serious, though.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

ZADE! it was meant to be a surprise! *pulls self out of the box* *sigh* no point now...

 

[Guest]

ZADE! it was meant to be a surprise! *pulls self out of the box* *sigh* no point now...

good god woman what happened to yer postcount??

 

[maggot420]

Is it bad luck to accidentally kill your bamboo plant thing?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

good god woman what happened to yer postcount??

Ummm, i have no life. and no gf. can you tell? *on way to NoL in a box and in my bday suit*

 

[Guest]

Is it bad luck to accidentally kill your bamboo plant thing?

you'll never have money or good luck ever again

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Hiya, Fem! Hug and to you.

Hiya, Grace and Zade. Hey - three of my fave lezbeans all in one place. I would make a sexual reference, but Grace finds them as shocking when coming from me as the moment as a kid when you first realize that your parents have had sex together!

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Hiya, Fem! Hug and to you.

Hiya, Grace and Zade. Hey - three of my fave lezbeans all in one place. I would make a sexual reference, but Grace finds them as shocking when coming from me as the moment as a kid when you first realize that your parents have had sex together!

oh you know i love it really *presses boobs together for Rox *