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Vermilion said:
This just made me laugh so hard - and conjures up quite a mental image to boot!

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ps- Red - if you brush your teeth it stops you wanting to eat so much... usually.
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I don't eat much anymore V. . .but I do brush my teeth. :D <<< big grin with shiny whities. :D

*******

1. I really don't want to have dinner with you, but I'm going to because you don't want to go alone and I'm your daughter and I love you and don't want to feel guilty when I hear you sigh. . ."ohh okay".

2. I am not ready to have sex with you yet. You hurt me and a few days just isn't enough this time to fix this wound.

3. *sigh*
 
Sounds like you're dealing with a lot there, Red. :rose: Hugs. :kiss:

To Cloudy: believe it or not, I know very much how it is to be suddenly stuck babysitting someone else's kid and NOT EVEN GET PAID FOR IT! :rolleyes: But what do you tell an 11 year old boy who wants to play Grand Theft Auto on your Playstation? :confused:

Unrelated: You know who you are.....you're always finding reasons to find fault with me, because you're always LOOKING FOR THEM! Damn it, lighten up! Take a chill pill or something! I don't know if you're just not getting laid or constantly irritable because your daughter can't seem to get along with you. The first is an issue to take up with your husband. Maybe you should try not constantly emasculating him in front of others. It would help you on that score. It couldn't hurt. The second is a parental matter, and if you haven't managed to gain your daughter's respect by now, when she's 17, you won't get her to mind you, period. Time's almost up. And the reason that she doesn't get along with you, madam, is that the two of you are so damned much alike! And if you want your son to grow up to be a polite fellow, you shouldn't coddle him so much. Playing favorites with your kids doesn't work well. For the love of the Gods, you're pushing 40! I'm only 30. I shouldn't have to be telling you this! :rolleyes:
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I don't eat much anymore V. . .but I do brush my teeth. :D <<< big grin with shiny whities. :D

*******

1. I really don't want to have dinner with you, but I'm going to because you don't want to go alone and I'm your daughter and I love you and don't want to feel guilty when I hear you sigh. . ."ohh okay".

2. I am not ready to have sex with you yet. You hurt me and a few days just isn't enough this time to fix this wound.

3. *sigh*
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:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :rose: *hugs red*
 
DAMPY's BACK!!! :D :D :D

Me: *jumps and hugs and es and and and andddd*
Dampy: i missed you, crazy woman
Me: you missed me ? i missed you so so s os so sososososososossooooooooooooooooooooooo much
it feels like you've been gone for months
Dampy: i know. blv me
Me: so tell me all, what's been going on
did you get married? have you eloped with A? have you started an internaional drugs laundering scheme?
Dampy: always think like a lesbian, will you?!
Me: did you have a sex change? ?
Dampy: why cant i have run away with a nice GUY????
WHY N, why?
Me: uuugh...well...i cant exactly think like a Gay man now can i?
oh, i thought A was a nice guy
Dampy: she isnt


:D :D :D
 
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Fallenfromgrace said:
DAMPY's BACK!!! :D :D :D

Me: *jumps and hugs and es and and and andddd*
Dampy: i missed you, crazy woman
Me: you missed me ? i missed you so so s os so sososososososossooooooooooooooooooooooo much
it feels like you've been gone for months
Dampy: i know. blv me
Me: so tell me all, what's been going on
Dampy: did you get married? have you eloped with A? have you started an internaional drugs laundering scheme?
Dampy: always think like a lesbian, will you?!
Me: did you have a sex change? ?
Dampy: why cant i have run away with a nice GUY????
WHY N, why?
Me: uuugh...well...i cant exactly think like a Gay man now can i?
oh, i thought A was a nice guy
Dampy: she isnt


:D :D :D
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Um. Hello. :eek:
 
Nirvanadragones said:
Happy sigh :heart:
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Hey Vana - in case I don't get another chance -

Have a great trip, be safe, don't get eaten by mad dictators, be productive, have fun, and miss me as much as I will miss you. :heart: :rose: :kiss:
 
Sometimes a writer says something I wish I had said...In this case, mystery/thriller novelist Alan Russell talking about the city I love as much as he does...

November is San Diego's answer to the theory that God is dead. The days are balmy, and the nights are one-blanket cool. The tourists have gone into low profile and paradise isn't only something to be read about in Genesis. The slightest hint of fog remained along the coast, wisps that would give up the ghost within the half-hour. The sun was pleasantly warm, peaking out in the low seventies, and the wide beach was almost deserted, with no more than fifty people lounging in a half-mile radius.

-excerpt from the novel Multiple Wounds, Alan Russell, 1996
 
He haunts my thoughts. How do you exorcise someone you never even had? We never even had the chance to meet in person and its been three months. Shouldn't I have stopped caring by now? I think I may have a slightly obsessional personality.
 
MagicaPractica said:
He haunts my thoughts. How do you exorcise someone you never even had? We never even had the chance to meet in person and its been three months. Shouldn't I have stopped caring by now? I think I may have a slightly obsessional personality.
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I have been tormented by someone like that....though we had met.....she just never loved me back....and I accepted it...as much as it hurt me. :rose:
 
SEVERUSMAX said:
I have been tormented by someone like that....though we had met.....she just never loved me back....and I accepted it...as much as it hurt me. :rose:
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I guess part of the problem is I think we were falling in love and he just didn't want to be/couldn't handle it. TY :rose:
 
fieryjen said:
Damn you two, can you have sex already?! :mad:
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Don't you hate it when porn scenes take too long? I mean, there's only so much fellatio a normal woman can perform!
 
McKenna said:
Don't you hate it when porn scenes take too long? I mean, there's only so much fellatio a normal woman can perform!
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Very true, although that wasn't quite what I was referring to :)

Now that I think about it... you're quite right. Maybe I just can't appreciate this since I've never been on the receiving end, but I don't find it all that exciting to watch.
 
Fallenfromgrace said:
Why are you talking in 3rd person and why are you not here yet? :p
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Hehe... wait, were you planning on doing to me right now what you said you were going to do? :D :p
 
fieryjen said:
Hehe... wait, were you planning on doing to me right now what you said you were going to do? :D :p
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remind me what exactly i said i'd do?

I'm sorry i've thought of so much i would do, you have to remind me what i actually TOLD you :p
 
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